Kirby Moore says "it's good to be home" in his introductory presser, and is crying talking about his wife and kids. I'VE GIVEN HIM MY HEART ALREADY, DAMNIT

The man's gunna start hurtling missiles at Venezuela to kill people one day before the Epstein Files release, surely not a coincidence. Surely!

50 years later and it's still a perfect response.

WSU getting social posts from Kalen DeBoer and Chris Peterson about Kirby Moore and using pictures of them coaching at Boise State and Alabama is the absolute peak of pettiness that I'm here for.

green river levee broke by southcenter

The man doesn't care what he says about others because he'll be dead and won't have to hear the truly nasty things people will rightfully say about him, I've never been more convinced.

NAVY SINGS SECOND

Go Navy, Beat Army

That's a jawline that says "PROGRUM".

Cannot express how much better it feels to have a football coach hired well before the portal opens this time around.

we're back?!

Luke Falk weeps.

Wazzu didn't respond because they were still totting up my tab, I think.

Aussies here for Solstice, Muslim fan bases here for Pride. Wild two weekends on tap!

Five goals between LA and Seattle, none at even strength and all in extremely weird ways: -Sea 5-on-4 -LAK 4-on-5 -LAK 5-on-4 -Sea 6-on-4 -Sea 4-on-3

Kirby Moore being employed by my alma mater would finally drag me across the "the football coach is younger than me" threshold and I hate it, thanks.

"THOSE SONSABITCHES AT TICONDEROGA HAVE HAD IT GOOD FOR TOO LONG."

Wild card location for those games they can't have at Lumen: T-Mobile Park. First Mariners home game is on 3/26. Tight turn to flip to soccer then back but doable.

He's this close to getting it.

Phillip, my man. You do not have to do this. The vet minimum check cannot be worth a Sunday of getting the hell beat out of you in a rain storm.

More great work from AI (the answer is 4).

i see you, i hear you, come on over to the pac-12

Luke Falk inserting himself into the middle of the WSU coaching search and whipping a bunch of casual fans into a frenzy to hire him is super helpful, thanks man.

I, uh, think the Chiefs are cooked.

Harrison Butker too far right, eh?

One of these ideas is horrible. The other is a home rub, regardless of whether it works out.

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

Duke is gunna get absolutely run over in OT, aren't they?

The Indiana Hoosiers are No. 1 in a postseason tournament and it's not March.

"THE INDIANA HOOSIERS ARE CHAMPIONS OF THE BIG TEN." And Curt Cignetti has never looked grumpier!

INDIANA. ONIONS. STONES.

/whispers That's the wrong hash for a right footed kicker that close to the uprights

Manny Diaz getting his team up to win the ACC and screw over his former employer is energy I'm here for.

"Mercy is a foreign language here, suffering the only dialect." I've never felt a sentence more.

Legitimately hilarious that these are the last two news stories on the website that covers my 'hood.

To help soothe getting on the coaching carousel unexpectedly, I've been listening to Jason Benetti for four minutes on the Mountain West Championship and he is an absolute delight as usual.

Whatever man, power's out and I've got like four different scented candles going because I can't find our flashlights. Smells like a Barh and Body Works bomb in this house (complimentary).

Jimmy's buyout is $4 mil, Jason Eck's buyout is $4 mil, just tell Iowa State to sign the check over to UNM.

Jason Eck's buyout at UNM is $4 mil and I wanted him last year anyway, just get it done.

This man was in Pullman for less than a calendar year.

LMAO

The Aussies in Seattle on Solstice weekend? Oh it's about to get insane.

Just do it after they lay the sod at Lumen, thanks.

I'd bet a not small amount of cash Amazon is posturing. USPS makes their lives a hell of a lot easier. Expanding their shipping network to try and compete with UPS/FedEx when their shipping costs are a loss leader doesn't make a ton of sense.

Yeah but like 50 million of those were dads sleeping on the couch, so does it really count

Collin Klein is a Power 4 head coach and younger than me. When you hear reports later of a "man calmly walking into the frigid waters of Puget Sound, arms stretched wide", it's ya boy.

If Alex Jones had any scruples, he'd be doing a live emergency show about how the president controls the weather.

The amount of joy it would give me gor the Big Ten Championship to end up on a streaming service 3 years after four school ostensibly left the Pac-12 because they **didn't want their games on a streaming service** would be immeasurable.

Ahem.