All my red/green colorblind homies hate it, thanks.

/biting my lip, trying to keep the inside thoughts in /Dad Mode intensifies "MAN WE REALLY NEEDED THIS"

BOB BEER

"I paid for my fireworks, I'm gettin' my DAMN fireworks."

Legit LMAO

ANDRES CANTOR HAS GONE HOARSE. ALERT ALERT ANDRES CANTOR HAS GONR HOARSE.

OH BABY WE GOT A BALL GAME

Begging FIFA to let these team bring blunt objects onto the pitch for the second half.

... hang it in the Louvre?

"Donald Trump inserted himself in this and it has ruined it for me, Go Belgium" was a frustratingly frequent and predictable take and it made me so damn sad. Balgoun didn't ask for it! His teammates didn't! Coach didn't!

I haven't seen the Spanish dominate the French like this with the English lurking nearby since the end of the Napoleonic Wars.

Entrata is apparently software for property management, which makes me feel even better about Wazzu signing a deal with the Confederated Tribes of the Colville Reservation.

Bubby, this is racketeering!

PAC-12 REFS IN THE NATTY BUT ON A GLOBAL SCALE

I'm old enough to remember when UW fans would brag about how their athletic department operated in the black every year. I guess sending the volleyball team to Piscataway is more expensive than Pullman and Corvallis!

Lmao he doesn't care about ANYONE, it's incredible.

THE FALKLAND ISLANDS SEMIFINAL

That is absolute FILTH.

The Larry Scott Presidency.

This is either attempting to lie for effect or it's true and I can't decide which is more insane.

Yes, Joey McGuire, YOU are the aggrieved party here.

I, for one, blame Senegal.

The Reflecting Pool Renovation of games.

Paul Wulff coached team getting dogwalked out there, man.

My USMNT analysis:

Poch needs to let loose with both barrels here.

That's as epically bad as you can get.

WHAT EVEN ARE WAAAAAAAAAAAAFFLES

Me, before today: "The Hydration Breaks are an abomination." Me, watching a team that desperately needs to get yelled at for 3 minutes: "The Hydration Breaks are great, actually."

LEGENDARY coach pittin' out there.

Woof. Wooooooooooooof.

I've never believed anything more than Donnie just wants to take credit for Balogun because FIFA is plenty Calvinball-y themselves to do whatever they please with right handshakes.

It's terrible up here.

This game was dead asleep and gotten woken up by a nuclear bomb my God.

Me, reading your college football taeks.

Watching the Seattle Mariners:

Entire extended family at the resort grocery store debating what additional treats to get and someone runs up to yell "DAD IS ALREADY PAYING". That's a veteran, savvy move from dad.

We are under a strict PAUSA DE HIDRATACION on vacation for the next 8 days @sickoscommittee.org.

I still believe in MY BLUE SHARKS

THIS IS DESTINY FOR CABO VERDE

CABO VEEEEEEEERRRRDDEEEEEEEEW

THE IBERIA-OFF

... THAT'S BILLY DONOVAN???

A lot more Landon and a lot less Lalas.

Absurd how composed this team has been since the red card.

HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF

HawgSports already triangulating his favorite restaurants and where he does his banking.

Mark Duddy ass red card

LMAO that's not even close to a red card.