The shot of whoever had her kiddo sprinting along the stands to get him down there was wonderful.

I cannot wait to vote for whoever runs against this dude.

The American mixed doubles curlers are Cory and Korey? Never been more sure of an incoming gold.

Further proof that to be a downhiller, you need two things: 1) an unwavering belief in force = mass × acceleration 2) a complete and utter absence of self-preservation

/scrambling to put the mortgage on Seattle -4.5

Can't work because of all the joyful honking and cheering. That's a compliment, mind you.

THE HORROR

She is an absolutely absurdity, my goodness.

The man is absolutely and completely off his damn rocker.

Anyone can put up a Craigslist ad for any reason and it's free, this is really stupid y'all.

WOKE'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

Oh baby, a 30 point flip in TEXAS? Donnie cooked like his steaks.

When you remember the NHL and its teams are committed to not growing the sport and catering to its most ardent and misogynistic fans, this makes a lot of sense!

Fine, I will purchase the Seattle Football Seahawks

Oh god DAMNIT.

What's a more hilarious way for this game to start than Super Bowl 48? Seahawks kickoff to start and somehow recover the ball in the endzone?

Well damnit.

Let them stay in it juat long enough to make everyone stay up to an ungodly hour, good work boys.

Please continue scoring soft goals on Toronto so Maple Leaf fans have to stay up until 12:40 a.m. angry as hell.

Costco is right there if the Sounders would like a free idea that would sell about three billion units of kits.

Brb taking the Wednesday after the Super Bowl off now, making sure the kiddo has nothing important in school either.

These dudes are the most miserable people on the planet.

Good night and good luck.

Good to know "diplomatic immunity and status" isn't covered in the extremely robust training these chuds receive.

Man, if the Longshoreman working the crane is taking the time to do that ...

"It's just too far away" says the man who just went to Switzerland.

If you can't love me at my Kelly Jennings, you dont deserve me at my Devon Witherspoon.

The host of Jeopardy is dunking on the team that our mutual favorite team just beat to go to the Super Bowl, 9 year old me would never believe it

After last NFC Championship with no kids: "HELL YEAH, SHOTS UNTIL 1 A.M." After this NFC Championship with one kid and her friends over, immediately after the final play: "Do NOT turn off the lights to jump off your bunk bed, young lady." /10 minute meltdown

THE DOS EQUIS MAN IS BACK, WE'RE ALL GUNNA BE FINE YOU GUYS

Go Wazzu!

Me rn

I already thought the NFC Championship was effectively the Super Bowl but I'm prepared to write that in stone.

Jarrett Stidham is gonna be in hell on 3rd and medium or longer all day, sheesh.

It's just words for now but, at a bare minimum, this is what Dems have to do. The government can be funded as long as ICE receives no dollars, they're removed from American soil, and Noem + Bovino face impeachment hearings.

The cynic in me doesn't expect much from the local PD doing the bare minimum here but someone appears to be finally standing up to the Feds flawlessly murdering people on broad daylight.

Jeff Landry publicly crying about a $70 million buyout he signed off on in like two years is gonna hit like a deep, through your nose breath on a cold Palouse morning.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH.

The people of Buffalo do not deserve this.

Good night and good luck.

.... does he know what happened to that boat? I'm asking!

Brother, I hate to tell ya but there's no retaliation large enough if they start selling our debt and de-valuing the dollar.

The man so desperately wanted to be popular in high school and it shows.

Economic pain for all his constituents because his vibes weren't good what are we doing here

Salmon's good bud, try it sometime.

THE CARSON BECK-IEST MOMENT

SWEET MOTHWR NATURE WHAT A RUN