I wish I could see the autistic screeching coming from the guy in his pixel-perfect replica of a 1989 Subaru Rally Tournament V8 GTI Turbo Sport EX when I pass him in the furry faggot mobile.

cum.

whore eyes or a lifetime of sleep deprivation, you choose.

this gw1 ritualist face.

I have the ultimate car. #forza

the only good hobgoblin is a dead hobgoblin. #runescape

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

you wanna know how i got these scars?

I’m such an insufferable Malibu flavored faggot.

A very cool viewer of my streams made a 3D Model of Bunz! With a little tinkering with the rigging, it is possible to emulate just how fucking braindead he is!

This artwork is titled Strada con lampioni (Street with Lampposts), painted by the Italian artist Salvo (Salvatore Mangione) in 2001.

Omg behold my new cute ass lil printer it’s fucking adorable woooooo

other dudes' balls have been on his face so don't be fooled.

Today I went to the post office to buy stamps. The lady behind the counter said “you look like a beach person” which I mentally immediately assumed she was calling me an f-slur. (Which I would have loved.) Turns out she just gave me a book of beach themed stamps.

Nothing, and I mean nothing, fills me with energy quite as much as this.

My MTGA rabbit deck fucking destroys a guy.

Really looking forward to starting Twilight Princess on Monday! :D

Yeah, I know.~ You may smack it, just once. Then I have to get back to fishing lobsters in Runescape.

Last night I had an amazing dream where me and my friends were abducted by aliens and we had to impress the alien council or they would destroy earth. And the alien priest fell in love with me and wanted to protect me so bad and it was awesome. I love you too alien priest of my psyche.

www.youtube.com/shorts/y9Jgy... f-slur plays old game.

A dog in the park is worth ten in the bush. Or something.

www.youtube.com/shorts/TE4n0... POKEMON EMERALD IS FINALLY OVER WHO THE FUCK MADE THAT GAME IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

oopsie oh noes my cat boy warrior has fallen asleep in the middle of battle oh noes and he's all caked up and oh nooooes.

i love vending machines. they always strike me as something a lot like VHS players. this weird, antique thing that is still largely usable but is oft forgotten. i'm not talking about the 'new' vending machines that accept apple pay and shit... i mean the ones where you gotta use friggin' coins.

Thanks to a very sexy gamer babe I'm all set for the Twilight Princess Remaster thingy just as soon as Pokemon Emerald is over! I'm actually pretty excited, might this be the first Zelda game I actually beat? :O

It has been a very weird, very busy week for me with hardly any time to dedicate to non-adult nonsense. BUT my in-tray is officially empty, and I've caught up with all my responsibilities. Now, what if we kissed under the vaporwave staircase to nothing?

www.youtube.com/shorts/6RseX... summing it all up

Me when I saw what they did to Star Wolf.

New Star Fox looks ass but that’s about what I’d expect from Nintendo these days. Frankly impressed it’s not just an n64 emulation for 40 bucks though, I guess that’s something.

Be careful if you find yourself trapped in the Vaporwave Pool Rooms. A cryptid known only as 'BUNXZI' has been reported. Once you detect the smell of pina colada and Duran Duran plays on the loudspeakers, get to safety ASAP or the 7'00 lagomorph will pin you down and do VERY gay stuff to you.

I've been really enjoying Dragon's Dogma 2. It's open-worldy but with so many encounters and things on the open road that I never feel like I'm just running across an empty field. I can also be a twink that wears only rags so 10/10. Now zoom in on those feet you weirdos. (It's me I'm the weirdo.)

www.youtube.com/shorts/-1gl5... For once, calm heads prevail. Sometimes I just need a firm slap.

www.youtube.com/shorts/d1kJR... Had a really great stream of Pokemon today after my little depression hiatus. I was full of energy and also I was under the water.

Eurotrash the moment I First Blood them in lane. (Jokes on them I’m English.)

OC - Zima ☀️

Getting a nice early night that I desperately need today. Back to streaming and working and normality tomorrow! Here's an image of what the inside of my brain looks like.

At work I finally hauled all my sunglasses outta the well of my car door and yeah I think I have a problem.

Poppy Knights — painted in watercolor and gouache.

flop-eared fucker.

if only i had the power to be someone's friend...

Probably the first digital drawing I ever did. It's not bad I guess.

April the Alien [ sketch reward for Staruniva ] patreon.com/lazychaoz #monstergirl #fantasy #sketch

Depression hitting me hard lately, but I'm getting better. I have some very special people who help brighten my day.

www.youtube.com/shorts/Tb_UJ... my dogs are the only reason I still exist

The third time I’ve received fan art of my idiot stream character. As a low self esteemed, this sort of thing gives me a lil bump.~

www.youtube.com/shorts/8rCdZ... I deny chat the right to be sexy anime girls with their tits out because I am a MONSTER.

At the mall today and I saw a guy wearing a shirt with “I come in peace” on it and the temptation to run to the custom shirt stand and get “I’m peace” printed on a shirt and follow him around all day was immense.

One of the very earliest drawings Steve Purcell did of Sam and Max. (Yes legitimately, it's included in the comic Bad Day on the Moon.) I absolutely fucking love their early designs so much, and it fills me with courage that maybe one day I too can get better and better at drawing.

Lagomorph more like fagomorph hahahaha