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Philip Rivers starts tomorrow?

Me: “I’m okay” Also me:

*in my best non-English accent* Someone tell the Americans. (Different scenario but still) lite.cnn.com/2025/12/11/e...

I think I could plan the perfect bank robbery** but would never ever have the cold blood to execute it. Security guard: "Good morning sir" Me, sweating profusely: *runs away* ** This assumes I know how a bank works, which I don't

"But my friends are there!!"

Now that's a hostile takeover bid.

It's release day for my new book, "Before They Wore Dodger Blue: Tommy Lasorda and the Greatest Draft Class in Baseball History." Help spread the word. Over the next 48 hours, I'll donate $1 for every repost to the Fred Claire Scholarship Fund at USC, supporting head and neck cancer research.

I hope that at least one cat made it to pharaoh in Ancient Egypt and ruled with an iron paw, conquering new territories while personally leading the troops into battle and enjoying the finest fish creams from the Nile, instead of "hey buddy, the Pharaoh needs you in the afterlife" #Caturday #Cats

Playing INXS - Don't change loudly. Guess it's the oldies station now.

#Caturday morning. Kira, the resident spunky stray, trying to get herself tanned after munching a pouch of French-made chicken.

"Don't make me tap the sign. Wrote it myself"

A Trump le deberían dar dos trofeos. Uno por pendejo y otro por si lo pierde. (there goes my visa)

ya don't mess with the arctic circle

Louis C.K. had some bits that I still consider very funny, but now is like watching the loser he made all those great jokes about.

Probably had a 28.8 PCI card by then

What she actually means "Our foreign invaders built this nation on blood, sweat, and the unyielding love of hard-earned tax dollars—not for AMERICANS to slaughter our forefathers, suck dry our freedom, or snatch the benefits owed to heroes."

$1.50 looks like a good investment to keep up on my 1989 baseball cards portfolio

That canceled tv show you'll never stop thinking about... Could've gone with Strange Luck or Terranova, but this one ended the first season on a surprise reveal and was cancelled. FOX axes a lot of stuff early.

Just like Whatsapp, Skype used to be so good before being bought and enshittificated by Meta/MS

Having to explain to your uncles who Post Malone is? Well, I had to do that with Eminem.

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen: - Soda Stereo (1993) - Héroes del Silencio (1994) - Morrissey (2007) - Zoé (2009) - Calle 13 (2015)

Wonder if we'll ever be nostalgic for the enshittified bloatware we have now.. Depends on how much worse this gets.

Post something random, or you’ll have an awful December

Ah, billiards and chess.

And that's why they call it a dream. You have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

La Batalla de Puebla (reenactment) Didn't know Armored MMA was a thing. www.youtube.com/shorts/_rbeM...

"That's just Billy Corgan, don't pay attention to him" The things I say to the cat.

Every now and then, I see The Cardigans listed as one-hit wonders and I will never know if it's for "My Favourite Game", "Lovefool", "Carnival" or "Erase/Rewind"

I'll be the visionary who dusts off his Windows 95 setup.

Oh, Twitter peeps! Good to see. Hopefully BSky is behaving on the odd little corner some of us like to dwell.

- Antihero beats up those who deserve it. - Kid befriends mysterious monster/mythical creature or has superpowers - Old b&w movie where I can see houses, stores and workshops and figure out who the actors are. - Either let's rob that bank or find who did it. - Just want a good laugh.

Pet ownership is unethical. The boss won't let me go to the bathroom and will demand her precious Shiba as soon as I get up. Can I join an union or something? And it's raining so the strays are already fed. Oh, and this counts as #Caturday

post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only

Yes, you may be having a bad week, but at least you were not pelted with eggs by your own uncle.

These two are as masculine as a pissed off Morrissey.

When designing a robot, make sure it does not mimic a drunk 80-year old.

#Wordle 1,608 4/6 ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Not today, second language

Will Bonnie and Forky ruin Toy Story 5, too?

Well, it's not like I follow a ton of people here. skircle.me/skircle

Betting on individual pitches is absolutely idiotic. Anything that will make MLB some money, I guess lite.cnn.com/2025/11/10/s...

Breaking: Apparently got Roy Jones RC. News at 8.

Yeah, because El Führer edition wasn't much of a hit....

⚾🇵🇷 Walk-Off grand slam Senadores de San Juan @ Leones de Ponce. After a runner out at first because he overran a bad throw by the pitcher and two intentional walks to load the bases, Anthony Calarca hits one way over the right field wall on the first pitch. Ponce wins 9-5

This is how I’m gonna look every time someone hits the dislike button on one of my posts.

⚾️ #ImmaculateGrid 948 9/9: Rarity: 1 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 The namesakes. Got a bit lazy with Adam Eaton as I wanted to get the lesser known player - and preferably no relatives. Surely missed someone good on C-1B, just let me know. Play at: www.sports-reference.com/immaculate-g...

This account smells like cat kibble