Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

Blanche: That jacket looks great on you Reporter: "And which one doesn't?" Blanche: *sweats profusely and mumble raps into a Grammy*

Share a preacher, nun, or priest.

Ok, this is fun. lando.neocities.org

Ilhan Omar wrapping up her speech youtu.be/yfOmQ0Zln6Y?...

Step 1: Install Linux

Deal with billionaires like San Diego did with Dean Spanos.

BlueSky apparently refuses to have the Minnesota murder on its trending topics.

Dean Spanos tried that crap in San Diego and he had to get the hell out to play second fiddle in LA.

"Dey say you has food, hooman" POST AN EMERGENCY CAT PIC

Things would be much better if someone had sent Stephen Miller to a Black Sabbath concert.

*Mastodon instance is not mastodonting again* Me: So, what's up? Saw a guy my age with dockers and all that carrying a skateboard and really made me laugh.

To rejuvenate the baseball spirits with spring training starting soon, quote skeet this with a random baseball player.

What did ByteDance/China get in exchange for TikTok, just money?

Drop a HERO 🦗💛♥️

You may want to put the US in the fridge so it lasts a little longer.

ICQ, Yahoo! Messenger, MSN Messenger (later Windows Live Messenger) and even Skype for a while. WhatsApp? Yuck. Another thing ruined when FB bought it.

Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers: Santa Sabina La Lupita Dulce Ana Gabriel Marisela

Quite a view

I don't think 39% of approval is indicative of a healthy nation. That number needs A LOT of work.

Not until his nuts finally descend into the scrotum

Meanwhile, at the Board of Peace...

Hunter Pence can't get 1%.

Ok, this one made me laugh.

#Wordle 1,676 2/6 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Magnificent, indeed.

Try giving him the McDonald's World Peace Award.

Checked ClearSky to see who blocks me and for the most part I'm not missing anything. There was only one account that looked somewhat interesting and I was like "dude, what did I do wrong, I can change"

⚾️ Immaculate Grid 1022 9/9: Rarity: 88 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Quick, mostly 80's grid. Play at: www.sports-reference.com/immaculate-g...

Narrator: It was, in fact, a banana republic.

My Mastodon is suddenly not mastodoning.

A still-independent Eurasia deploys troops to prevent attacks from Oceania.

The US has officially started selling stolen goods. lite.cnn.com/2026/01/14/b...

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.

Had to check if this was The Onion

El Santo vs. Capulina (1969) #BMovieManiacs

There goes the satire.

Dos de asada con todo.

"Why you'll soon rent software over the internet" That one took awhile

About time

Outlandos d'Americas (1998) is one of my favorite tribute albums. King Changó, led by the late Blanquito Man, covered this Sting song that now Maduro can relate in New York. youtu.be/LKmIqrKkBpo?...

First off, it's not your fucking backyard, nosfe.

Wordle 1,661 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Expecting the American regime to invade us just in time to get their guacamole for the SuperBowl.

At first glance, you don't see the joke.

Oceania is taking shape.

First puzzle of the year: King Whiskers II Just 150 micro pieces and about 5x5 inches.

Computer is not taking the new year well. Somehow woke up in the 90s

#Wordle 1,657 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 So this is how the year starts....

Happy New Year!! Finally I regret some things that I said earlier about this new year, this is not who I am and I promise to do better as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run.