Mike Johnson’s Mentor was definitely Sergeant Shultz from Hogan’s Heroes: “I know nothing”

Informal Poll: if you could only punch one?

Trump Shits All Over White House to Benefit .000035 % of the U.S. population. If 1 Event per month is held at his ballroom with a capacity of 999 roughly 12,000 persons would attend. This is .000035 % of the population. Even at 1 event per week a paltry .00015 % would benefit. Where is DOGE?

Breaking News! Antifa Leader identified. Pictured here leading a secret meeting of Antifa Generals. His name is Darrell

If Trump deserves a Nobel Peace Prize this guy deserves a posthumous Michelin Award for Culinary Excellence

Time for Fetterman to go back home to his Family!

The Hunt For Gollum Stephen Miller has a new movie coming out soon

file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/ba/10/39EA8A67-0F57-4153-9FB8-AFA792B70A86/IMG_7870.png “Long Live King Felonius the First”

So when does Trump break ground on Mar-a-Gaza?

My view of last nights Notre Dame Ohio State game

Khai calmly awaiting his room service order