I have a confession. I've been sending the high five emoji in Teams to people at work all month hoping someone will send one back so it does the special animation.... no one has sent me a high five back... and it kinda hurts my feelers.

Been 2 years without my lil dude. 2 years missing his stinky face. It was nice because I was telling someone about all his goofy traits. Nice to remember everything great about having a dog. Love you Brock. Still miss you.

Me: a 3 day weekend where I don't have to work at all and I can relax. The universe: Hey Fucko. Your AC is broken and your complex doesn't consider it an emergency since it won't be hot enough. Enjoy sweating and feeling gross all weekend instead of relaxed. Me: (screams into hands)

Quick question: How do you all eat a pop tart? Like the method. Mine is toast, break into quarters. Eat the quarters one at a time. I'm just curious if I'm a psycho.

And my only hope is that you choose to stay

Currently working on a Mom Mix for our drive on family vacation. Finding songs that don't suck but also won't make mom think I worship the devil is tough it turns out :/

Helldivers is a 10/10 game because I can hug my homies goodnight

As I get older my body wakes up naturally earlier. What is that? Do we just keep getting up earlier and earlier and then die? So lame 👎

Favorite part of Friday. Turning off my work laptop and putting it in a drawer. I don't wanna even see that thing until Monday morning.

Don't mind me, I'm just ugly crying to the conclusion of the 3 part music video from Arm's Length today.

I don't wanna date anymore. I just want to be chilling on the couch being in love.

What if burritos were just like in your fridge when you wanted? It's 2025, I feel like burrito spawners should be a thing by now.

Burrito and then V Rising. Just chilling and vibes. No Goals. Only be Vampire. www.touchbutts.today

We are supposed to get some pretty bad storms tonight. This morning, perfectly beautiful day. Power goes out. I don't have much hope for power this evening lol

Cool, rainy, gloomy... nap day?

Secret Stream www.touchbutts.today

Guys! Grandpa is in the Dragonwilds pretending to be a Wizard again. www.touchbutts.today

Stinky. That is all

We back going full Berserk in Khazan tonight. www.touchbutts.today

Monday Night Berserker www.touchbutts.today

Just a yearly reminder since taxes are due tomorrow: Fuck Turbo Tax!

Streaming some The First Berserker Khazan at 8pm Central.

The gang hasn't been active but they sure do look good

I did something today I haven't done for a while. I took myself out solo for lunch. It was a beautiful day with warm sun and a cool breeze.

Why does every week feel like it's been a year long but also way too short for what I need to actually do?

Someone tried to prompt ChatGPT to show Action Grandpa smoochin on Jin Dahaad... and now I kinda wanna commission someone to make it real lol

Monster Hunter Monday www.touchbutts.today

Just chilling and hunting butts www.touchbutts.today

Strim Time, Grandpa Time www.touchbutts.today

A cashier asked me if my donut was holed or unholed and I was not prepared for that this morning

Red eye home. I'm either a genius or the stupidest mother fucker on the planet I'll let you know tomorrow

Heading to Nashville. Don't get too excited for me. It's for work 😐

Alma: How long have you been a Grandpa? Action Grandpa: A while...

I know Monster Hunter Wilds isn't a perfect game, but I am loving it. It's been nice to be excited about something in these dark times. Chopping butts and making hats is great.

Monster Hunter Monday www.touchbutts.today

Spend Saturday with your Grandpa. We hunting all the butts and making all the cool hats. www.touchbutts.today

The Monster Butt to Cool Hat Pipeline www.touchbutts.today

Monster Hunter Monday www.touchbutts.today

When your stream crashes during the last boss fight

Burritos and Monsters. Spend Sunday with your Grandpa (Now in HD) www.touchbutts.today

Playing more Monster Hunter, but now in HD www.touchbutts.today

Action Grandpa goes buck Wilds www.touchbutts.today

It really is the little things that make life good. Playing The Game of Life with some good friends literally turned my week around.

It's officially "Spend Saturday with your Grandpa" Day. www.touchbutts.today

I got Chicken Nuggets and Fresh Baked cookies delivered to me for Valentine's Day... Honestly the best one I've had in years. Thanks Jesseh 🤣

maybe we could be more than just support hunters. #HappyValentinesDay, hunters!

The worst thing about the Chief's losing the Superbowl is now every person at work is gonna ask me if I'm sad they lost all week. No. I don't care.

Witness adventure unfolding in the Forbidden Lands with our 6th trailer. Your journey begins soon. ❄ New Locale: Iceshard Cliffs 🕸️ New & returning monsters 🔗 Arkveld emerges! 🤝 Meet new faces! ➕ more! Look alive, hunters! Stay alert till the very end! www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFou...

Monster Hunter Miku #MonsterHunter #HatsuneMiku

After 3 hours in the original beta, this is the best I could do. This isn't your Grandpa. This is the guy who plays your Grandpa on TV. Oh well, back to the Monster Hunter Wilds Beta!