Auto Correct is the bratwurst

Contacted those all those that were selected for doodles this time. If you asked to be contacted via email make sure it didn't end up in spam or something. I'll be starting on em tomorrow.

The Dolphins winning to... makes me more angry than happy I swear ... the Seminoles must be rigging these games because what the hell is going on Dolphins only win games they shouldn't

I still can believe zoo 2 comes out this month... yall I can't handle the cop debate

I will never understand how JerseyClub isn't bigger in the furry community it's literally an sound effect and a animal DrippyDolphin BOUNCYbeaver PlapPanda

A lot of BS is trying to remember who account is what here now on BS instead of the birdsite

Suddenly my greed feels full ..for now since I found @tacokurt.bsky.social on bs

MY PAIN IS GREATER THAN YOURS - Pain Thanks dawg for having that pain in you but... I got T-Pain on loop today

I have been trapped at a car dealership since 430 it's now almost 9....

People not realizing grammarly is the biggest AI usage in academic will be the funniest thing to me everybody talks chatgpt but grammarly has the market share.

I miss the times where People where hoping A man piloted usa made robot Was going to battle a Japanese man piloted robot But then the legal laws said Nawww it gunna happen

If you see this, post an anime you love.

Totally forgot Furry Force was a thing and just now learning Adam Ruins everything co wrote that nonsense

What is the dumbest tf you totally into Mine is those seasonal Mariah Carey twins tf It's so dumb but it makes me so happy

Video clip of me trying to chance down a family member in a play area today

From being locked up To not nutting Guys sure like having a reason To live on the edge Waiting for December to turn into Don't Do It mber

cw for breast/ass growth, wg, whatever else this looks like animation attempt from a bit ago I need to animate more it's fun

Fnaf would never work My ass got stuck in a ball pit today And my first instinct was beat the shit Out of first thing that bump into me Like ... watch Foxxy jump at me and catch these hands The fists of 2025

I gave up trying to bake a cake for every birthday instead I went gaudy on decos

I have been wholesome for the past 4 days because I have like 10 people staying at my place and having to be a stepford house host is driving me insane

Being able to fight kids legally once a year is a blessing what other holiday allows me to throw soul fist at brats while blasting the theme song... I guess Christmas when you got the Mariah and a snowball but still

Adult time: Oh hey ill rent a car for a month So I dont feel pressured to get a car It like 600 a month with my discount ...it's 1000 now with a discount Wtf Oh god damn this shit

So I was at a 1-5 school costume parade today and it tripping me out seeing a pomni costume on a 2nd grader like.. how jaded is this kid gunna be Don't even get me started on the breaking bad costume and odd anime choice costumes like... I ain't judging the parents but like Come on Let them pick

The real trick is people thinking ill be horny on Halloween!

Spent 3 hours yesterday looking for a certificate to save me 6k.... Best value ever if I wanna lie and say that 3 hours of work at 6k means I worked 3 hours at 2k a pop! Finally I am rich yall... This is the lie ill tell myself as I scrounge my wallet for a coupon for a free coffee at 711

Adult Time: If you do not own your car and have a lien. Please make sure you have gap. I front loaded my gap at 600 which was a rip off but I didn't want the headache of my insurance 6 month cost shopping. But yeah... 24k for a car that I owe 30k. Fuck that, make me whole means mkt value f that

Weird fetish where you possess someone's body and ruin their life by doing everything they dreamed of doing and getting the girl/boy/they of their dreams only to give them their body back mid date and watching them crash out as they destroy every you gifted because they lack the drive and will power

Commission for bowsiosaurus #fortnite #pumpkin #spice #tf #skeleton #slime #corruption #fortnightmares #skin #fanart

"The rabbit and the dog" This literature's bangin' yo

On a positive note my shattered teeth have been repaired with medical science and office gossip

Comm for @royalpoodle.bsky.social Woof! Woof ruff broooof!!

The biggest scam of gap insurance is figuring out where to find your gap insurance information

Puzzle league

I might be studying this video for trick or treating this Friday youtu.be/983bBbJx0Mk?...

Isn't kinda sexist We call it manhandled Huh... like you know women Can be just as grubby with their soft lotioned hands

At this right I might give Rumi Usagiyama a run for her money

These video game status effects are getting ridiculous - one squeaky bunny curse for River!

Adult Time: Seems the accident did more damage than I thought... I just swallowed half my tooth it seems... that from impact I tensed my teeth so much and got punched by the airbag I have damaged some of my teeth and now it a time until more teeth shatter

In chainsaw Man You know there a devil Called "Getting Outted Devil"

My family has shredded me this mornin Showed my mom and dad my costume They said I look like If a black Israeli became a Hasidic Jew ... My costume isn't done being made

Maybe the world is wise To make sure I never become A billionaire Because after creating a free food program for kids I would totally create a fur con For the sake of keijo battles In fursuits Where the loser has their head Undone As the remaining suiter Via highlander rules becomes furrier

Just because you toss Fat asses and tits on a character Doesn't mean it good design.... Yes I tossed on fat asses and tits...

They say furry death is 30 But with how much people Want to make out with with scooby doo A 50+ year old man

Oh gosh there's that wicked angel @rubyluvcow.bsky.social

You know I have your files on report So it's so cute The way you squirm When you think the boss Doesn't know what weird kinks you... Have I promise I won't judge you by it To hard on your review

Guess my favorite 3 pokemon and win a prize

Explain your OC's power with a gif

Doodle for @dixyskunk.bsky.social Who is enjoying time in another realm with @authorgenericus.bsky.social CW #hyper #male

The cutest thing about macros and micros in the work environment is... well if you cause any issues with very small employees it's impossible for them to ever file out the correct forms for HR.