If I had two nickels for every time Pedro Pascal was asked to sacrifice a child to save the world…I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice.

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I Almost Sh*t My Pants at Sundance. open.substack.com/pub/kitlazer...

Gettin lit off this wild double feature

Dang Sundance, no strong female characters?

A religious experience

Beginning my first FURIOSA -> FURY ROAD double feature.

Seated for Sundance movie number 3.

Hot Frosty was majorly snubbed at the Oscars

My first flight since watching CARRY ON.

Of course they’re not. A lot of people are freelancers etc. that depend on it for their livelihood. But if EVERYONE sane left, that wouldn’t be the case. The clicks would be here. So, it’s only an issue because we can’t agree on a mass exodus.

I love y’all but what’s it gonna take to leave Twitter…

Who is going to Sundance this year?

The TikTok ban just tried to steal 720,000 friends from me but I’ll be doing big things over on YouTube whether it comes back or not.

I worked for 7 years talking about movies to an audience of about 100 people. Three years ago people finally started watching on TikTok. I got to do amazing, wonderful things. Six months ago I quit my job to pursue my passion full time. A dream come true! Government said nah, fuck that.

I fell off on doing the “movies that inspired me” for 20 days on day 16. That’s so me.

Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order No explanations, no reviews, just gifs Day 16

Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order No explanations, no reviews, just gifs Day 15

Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order No explanations, no reviews, just gifs Day 14

Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order No explanations, no reviews, just gifs Day 13

The holidays are, in reality, a horrible time for many people. For most of my life it was that way for me, too. It gets better, I promise.

Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order No explanations, no reviews, just gifs Day 12

Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order No explanations, no reviews, just gifs Day 11

YouTube is a WHOLE different thing than I’m used to, but it’s fun. I’m learning.

Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order No explanations, no reviews, just gifs Day 10

Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order No explanations, no reviews, just gifs Day 9

Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order No explanations, no reviews, just gifs Day 8 (perfect day for this)

Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food

Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order No explanations, no reviews, just gifs Day 7

Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order No explanations, no reviews, just gifs Day 6

#FilmSky #Movies 🎬🎥 Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order No explanations, no reviews, just gifs Day 5

#FilmSky #Movies 🎬🎥 Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order No explanations, no reviews, just gifs Day 4

#FilmSky #Movies 🎬🎥 Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order No explanations, no reviews, just gifs Day 3

#FilmSky #Movies 🎬🎥 Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order No explanations, no reviews, just gifs. Day 2

#FilmSky #Movies 🎬🎥 Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order No explanations, no reviews, just gifs. Day 1

My press-only screening of Nosferatu today was one of the rudest, most chatty crowds I’ve ever watched a movie with. Wild stuff.

I’m seeing Nosferatu tomorrow. Feels like Christmas Eve.

Craziest things that happened to me this year: -I got to interview Glen Powell and Richard Linklater -I got to ask Kristen Stewart a question -I was a guest on The Filmcast -Matt Smith looked at me -I got a pimple ON a mole

When we talk about sequels we desperately need (and somehow don’t mention THE NICE GUYS), we need to be talking about DREDD and only DREDD.

Just something I wrote a while back about how much I love film festivals. open.substack.com/pub/kitlazer...

My only issue with BlueSky is that I accidentally hit the “back to the top” button while scrolling 7 or 8 times and then just close the app. Which is actually kind of a feature.

Looking at the December release calendar and most of the movies are limited release, again. Pain.

It’s been over 30 days so my Twitter is officially gone forever. I’m a recovered addict, I’ve walked out on whole apartments with just the clothes on my back. I’ve trained for this.

I rarely get like this but I can’t watch movies right now and I don’t like the ones I do watch. I just wanna watch TV.

I’ve seen SO many people just sharing links to things they’ve written in the last 5 minutes on here. I would NEVER see that on Twitter anymore. 🥰

Everybody is being super chill on my Wicked review. The death threats are like 1 out of 4 comments, not too bad.

Nosferatu save me now

Seeing Gladiator II today. Hoping to return to loving Ridley Scott movies more than most people after that whole Napoleon fiasco.

Frankenstein will have a theatrical run...