Happy titty Tuesday 😏

Theres a trend going around... Figured I'd jump on it for once 😏 i didn't have a monster handy... But if you want to volunteer yours lmk. 😏

whip em out Wednesday?

Once again it's titty Tuesday. I posted some on fb but here's one from the archives... Back when i used to wear the key to your heart on my chest. 😘

Tuesday's are for titties or something?

I forgot this platform was here. 😂 Me to me:

🤣 we can't eat for date night. Let's go throw axe's or something. Cus I need to get railed.

The only one that's not spot on is serial killers... But even then, they're in my dark romance books so i guess it still works 🤣

Asking for myself 🤣

I need some ink therapy

And I'll do it from beyond the grave too 😂

Needed to clean the house. Found a loophole. Now I'm on chapter 26. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Follow me for more life hacks!

At least twice a day

Today i learned the term "blasting rope" and i don't know whether i should be concerned or impressed that someone actually came up with that shit. 🤣

Someone give me the motivation to clean my house please.

Hand kink go brrrt. I'm not great at eye contact, but I'll stare at hands all day imagining all the things.

Shared these on Facebook this morning and figured I'd share here in case y'all aren't following me there. This was one of the outfits i packed for Florida that i couldn't wear since it was 40° and it was either raining or snowing 🙄

Just call me little Caesars Pizza, cus I'm hot n ready 😂

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If you were a musical instrument which one would you be? I think I'm a guitar. I also make noises when I'm grabbed by the neck and fingered.

Actions speak louder than words. Show up in some grey sweatpants and you might see some of my actions. 😘

Don't recommend books with cliffhangers unless the whole series is finished and i can hop straight to the next. I'm old and it's not good for my blood pressure. Kthankx.

I'm back from my trip! I'll be posting more starting this week. Missed y'all. 🥰

Me as a partner... And idgaf. 😂

Or a candle... "Like a goth to a flame" or however the saying goes 😏

I prefer icing on my cake... But if it has to be a cookie I'd prefer it stuffed. Thanks.

Or shoulder... Or thigh.. or booty... Any body part really. Can i has bites plz?

Me flirting:

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Facts. Lift each other up and support each other, we're already judged enough by people that are not in this line of work because they don't understand.

This is a ✨threat✨

So SO cute.

Because when you're 40+ years old those Charlie horses don't fuck around 😂

Just a little BJ... as a treat. 😏

I'm trying to be a lil more active here. I was very sick for WEEKS(and my youngest was fighting pneumonia) along with the holidays.. my energy was at ZERO for ANYTHING. So... Have a picture of my face as an apology. I'm obviously snuggled in my fuzzy robe lounging tonight, what are y'all doing?

It's cold and gloomy. Y'all might be lacking some important vitamins. 😘

You can't trust me with anything 😂

Basically my warning label.

Let's start the new year with the same energy we wanna finish it with. 😏

Here. Have absolutely no context whatsoever. #SCinoverseConversations with @adarkersideofsin.bsky.social

Sometimes, with the right person, it's the same thing. 💦

The kind of stuff i send my bestie since he has a thing for fishnets and thighs 🤣

This is why I'm funny. I gotta bring something to the table 😂

Regardless of what holiday you celebrate i hope that your day is filled with contentment and you're surrounded by people that love and appreciate the energy you put into this world.

Being my sister means i will 100% rub it in your face (with photograph evidence) that I'm living my best introverted life while you have to go out to the bar cus you made plans when you felt extroverted for five minutes earlier this week. And then laugh at you when you're pregaming to deal with it 🤷🏻‍♀️

Clickbait for the kinky people 🤣