Tonight's 1AM thought. I'm really glad I have friends that both understand that my antisocial ass still loves them no matter how long it has been. And, That I have friends that tell me I matter and that they're going to suffocate me with their butt in the same sentence. You matter to me, too.

Friendly reminder to not throw lithium batteries into a GOD DAMN trash chute. I do not appreciate having my peaceful nap interrupted by a fire alarm caused by someone too lazy to take their phone/batteries to a proper disposal bin. Yes, the building, myself, and everyone else are all fine.

Quick, someone recommended me a decent free to play game I can sink 150 hours into and then forget about instantly, leaving it to gather dust in the back of my steam library.

As we continue through Micro May please remember to check your chairs before you sit! You wouldn't want to sit on me, right? ...right? #macro #micro #MicroMay

guess what BWAAAAAAHHH took too long IT'S MY BUTT, DUDE!

If you have a polycule filled with mommy-energy people is that a Mommycule?

Goodmorning everyone, I am at the dentist. Should I ask them to give me those titanium teeth guard dogs have? Some of you would probably like that. I know what you are. >:3

I haven't ever posted my ref sheet, have I? Well here it is! Feel free to ask questions, if ya want! Nothing's off the table, ask away! Despite the rough looking security guard uniform stuff, he's secretly a goofball! Promise! Don't tell anybody, though. Secret. Oh and, slight #NSFW.

Alright I ordered some pizza. In the spirit of the current vorny holiday, who wants to be the toppings? Not usually the one doing the eating of the friends... but hey, call it the holiday spirit~! #vore

Happy eat your friends day! Remember, there are many ways to do so, and all of them are good! #vore #analvore #cockvore #unbirth Probably more too! "Life has has many doors, Ed boy."

#vore #analvore As you can tell from the art I've posted, the funny bunny @joooonart.bsky.social is a very good friend of mine, so I wanted to shout out thaaaaat...he has a YCH auction going on right now! Ever wanted to go up a skunk's skunky butt? Now you can! www.furaffinity.net/view/64804827/

I'M FREEEEEEEEEE!

See a butt, post a butt. Carrying the torch by posting this one of me, niiiiice and wedged into the steamy, thick donut of the lovely @smolpankin.derpack.party. Friends go in the (Bread) Dog hole! #vore #analvore

I need to get in VR more often. To see my friends more often. I also need to take more pictures of a debaucherous nature with said friends in VR.

Maybe my bluesky feed is just fucked but I find it hilarious that its just like... Vore Vore Ass Random unwanted political cartoon Vore Ass Ass vore Someone's actual cock Fried garbanzo beans recipe Another unwanted political cartoon Butthole (tasteful) Vore #vore (I guess?)

Hmm...you know what? Skunks are pretty neat. Big floofy tails, cozy. And...other things. As an aside I wonder if I should start posting more of the...particular "flavor" of art I have...or leave it separate as I have been. Flavor art, or (f)art, if you will.

Monday is my last day at my current job. Can't come soon enough, ready to be outta here and on to better things. ^w^

#vore *Muffled "Tony Hawk's Pro Skater" soundtrack from inside your intestines after you ate me now I'm riding a tech-deck through your colon like it's a spillway.*

Good morning world I am once again awake and will now be causing chaos. ...after coffee. Coffee first, then chaos.

Dog's daily tips! Spice up the roleplay between you and your breeder kink friends by playfully demanding $26,000 in child support and hiring a voice actor to play the part of the family court judge in your fully role-played custody battle.

CW: #vore #analvore Backstage (P)ass. Big fox belongs to: @smallfoxenergy.bsky.social Art by the incredible: @joooonart.bsky.social

I just like to pull a schrodinger's dog on my pred friends by messing with the reform timer. Am I still in Tummy? Did I escape somehow? Did I digest? Did I clone myself? You ate me like 20 minutes ago, but you're also PRETTY sure that was me at that ice cream stand you just walked by... #vore

3AM is Chicken Alfredo time. :)

I'm here for it, and equally curious, so onto the bandwagon I hop! Lets see what comes to mind when dog appears on your feed. ^w^

#vore #analvore Did you know? I could be in your butt right now. What are you waiting for? Butt dog. Dog in da booty. Booty dog.

I think the funniest part about me quitting my current job is that when HR sent out the company-wide email letting everyone know... ...they got the date of my final day wrong, AND spelled my name incorrectly. I've worked here for over 8 years now.

Vore is pretty neat.

Hey check out this neat speedrunning trick I found. ...*falls down 18 flights of stairs*

#Vore #analvore #NSFW For all my booty-inclined friends, casual reminder that I have about 1 whole braincell and it is dedicated to this about 90% of the time.

Every day we stray further from gainful employment, and closer to selling feet pics on OnlyFans. The 27th is my last day here at this job and honestly it can't come soon enough.

Dog goes "GORP".

For the friends of mine wondering where I've been the last week or two... Some of it was family drama, of which I will not get into. Most of it, was that I turned in my resignation at my job on Friday, with my last day being at the end of this month.

The irony of the dog getting the cat isn't lost on me... But, the friends of mine that know how bad my work/life balance is can tell you this is...Sadly accurate. Also "nutty scent" lmao.

Been meaning to do this for a minute now, but if you want to comm awesome art, check out @joooonart.bsky.social That funny bunny has done a ton of work for me and it has ALL come out amazing, not to mention he's just all around an amazing person. Here's his FA: www.furaffinity.net/user/joooon

Late day at work today and I'm already sick so I have crafted a potion of Anti-Sick. 1 can of Baha Blast 2 packets of Emergen-C 1 healthy squirt of Caffeinated Mio 45ml Dayquil The color, flavor, and texture is just RED. They fear me for they do not understand my creation.

Happy birthday to me, I'm in your boo-ty, I belong in your butt-hole, Its the right place for me. Dog turns 27 today, here's to another year of being a butt brained goober creature on the internet.

Eh, screw it. Seen a few other folks doing it so why not try out a harmless trend, right? If you have any burning questions for the funny butt dog that is me, ask away. www.secretmessage.link/secret/69bea...

If anyone needs me I'll be in my office with one of those "PS1 Drum & Bass" mixes on sucking down coffee and a fruit packet like a goddamn goblin.

Your butt looks heavy can my face hold it for you? ...only the smoothest pickup lines around here. ;3

Oh damn, my Bday is in 5 days... *stares at a wall contemplatively* Alright, thats enough existential dread for the time being. See you all next year to do it again!

Alright, which one of you cast blizzard? I just watched a car slide backwards down the driveway and back into our garage. >:(

Finally home again, for real this time. Now if you don't mind I'm gon- *passes out on floor*

Plane landed at 10PM yesterday, finally got home at midnight, fell asleep around 1:30AM. Got a text from work at 4AM asking if I could come in at 7AM, since I was back home again... ...someone just come fucking steal me please. Put me in your pocket or something.

Nothing beats some holesome moments with friends. No, that is not a typo, why do you ask?

Hey, wait a minute, this isn't vore. Older piece, featuring one of my closest friends, @thatonesluggo.bsky.social as big bad fox lady. That leash is very tight, and knowing this fox...this probably isn't going to stop at me being casually squished against their ass. Done by NivaArt on FA.

CW: #vore #analvore Dang, morning already? Time to post more butts. Another work by @joooonart.bsky.social, this time featuring me going into the beautiful blue backdoor of my lovely yeen friend @jethyena.bsky.social.

Hi Voresky - have some preview features.

CW: #vore #analvore Some more art! I've been sitting on some of these for ages now, trying not to go overboard and post all of it at once. Tiny shep getting up close and personal with @smallfoxenergy.bsky.social's butthole. Art done by @joooonart.bsky.social who again, does amazing stuff.

Still on that train ride. To my Macro friends...you know what to do.