In Space, no one can hear you in space.

Year 2 : 2nd Year as new Gainer Year 5 : 5th Year as new Gainer

Do I need to post a video of what I was like in the 90's trend? We all know it would just be me skanking.

Quick! What's my 2 and 5 year career goals!?

They should invent foot wide hot dogs

Rider fans LOVE St. Patricks Day

They're coming for the emo's now bbc.com/news/article...

According to my birth month, I am an Anklyosaurus.

St. Patricks day is tomorrow and no one's asked me to be their Patrick yet.

If penguins cant fly, they'd have to put them on ships instead of planes to get them to zoos eh?

They're coming for the emo's now bbc.com/news/article...

According to my birth month, I am an Anklyosaurus.

St. Patricks day is tomorrow and no one's asked me to be their Patrick yet.

Maybe we'll never go insane You always said we would sometimes I wish we could with you lying naked in the rain singing Boney M

why did we even domesticate peeves

I've finally figured it out. The Count on Sesame Street is a vampire and thus needs to eat human blood right? Guests on the show are usually only on once? Why? Because that's what the Count eats!

Do you put your peanut butter on the top slice of bread or the bottom on your sandwich?

Great book

People are talking to me.

I totally understand why the robots made the 90's the peak of civilization in the Matrix.

Best part of owning a bidet is when you're puking you can pause to take a sip from the fountain.

Tis me

Well that was... something,.

Corpo world would be better off if no one wore pants. Let’s discuss.

I totally understand why the robots made the 90's the peak of civilization in the Matrix.

Best part of owning a bidet is when you're puking you can pause to take a sip from the fountain.

There's not enough ska in my timeline. Get skankin people!

lol

They should invent foot wide hot dogs

It's a midwestern emo kind of morning.

lol

Looking for a hiking buddy to do the West Coast Trail in 2027. Apply within

Can Superman do pullups or does he just pull the bar down?

Zod is coming

It it's half flavoured "creamer" then you like dessert, not coffee.

If you dont take your coffee black you dont like coffee, you like cream and sugar.

If you dont take your coffee black you dont like coffee, you like cream and sugar.

Looking for a hiking buddy to do the West Coast Trail in 2027. Apply within

Ai just seems like an MLM for bro's.

Ai just seems like an MLM for bro's.

while flipping through a 200 cd binder looking for Big Shiny Tunes

while flipping through a 200 cd binder looking for Big Shiny Tunes

Kids these days will never know how hard it was to text while driving using a t9 keyboard

My AI Chatbot girlfriend left me for another AI Chatbot.

If ai could like make my phone calls for me that'd be great. I dont wanna talk on the phone

Why did they fire Jamie Boreham?

Ladies and gentleman, this is wonderwall.

I don't want to be responsible for me.