Are baby carrots getting wetter?

Rental Family is a very good movie.

No one ever asks WHY 7 ate 9. (It's because you're supposed to eat 3 square meals a day)

Rental Family is a very good movie.

Are baby carrots getting wetter?

I just turned down my music to send an email. I think I need to go to bed.

There should be an Oscars but just for like dogs. Like "Best dog performance in a comedy" "Best Directors Dog" "Best dog performance in an action movie" Etc. I'd watch the crap out of that.

I dont think it's talked about nearly enough that Smallville had a banger soundtracks

I dont think it's talked about nearly enough that Smallville had a banger soundtracks

It's Wednesday my dudes!

Imagine the speeches!

There should be an Oscars but just for like dogs. Like "Best dog performance in a comedy" "Best Directors Dog" "Best dog performance in an action movie" Etc. I'd watch the crap out of that.

Good Morning

How long do I have to grow my beard to donate it to beardless people?

Is it easier dealing with the reality your kid is an adult when you have a significant other?

AI Bros are the Slytherins of society.

What's the bad school in Harry Potter?

Hoping for the best just hoping nothing happens A thousand clever lines unread on clever napkins I will never ask if you don't ever tell me I know you well enough to know you'll never love me…

BRB gonna shake n bake a steak

Anyone been to Italy?

Update. Its Donnie darko

Quick! What's my favourite movie?!

Sweet @a2adam.blacksky.app whom I've never interacted with blocked me!

What if everyone else is underthinking?

What if Waldo is real and we've just never been able to find him?

I muted the word Venezuela but people keep spelling it wrong and getting it by.

Looks like the CFL command centre is reffing this world juniors game.

Lester B. Pearson and John Diefenbaker will return in Avengers: Doomsday

Anyone have any recommendations on where to go as a solo traveler in the hot areas of the world?

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There's no hockey today. Woe is me

Frankly, I'm tired.

These refs are brutal

Drugs kill dreams

Its Wednesday my dudes

Like for popcorn shrimp Re-tweet for popcorn chicken

It sure is nice for political parties to send me 10,000 personalized, not personalized mass emails over the last few days asking for money so that they can ignore me for the rest of the year. I feel seen/unseen.

Check on your single friends these holidays. They may be up to some weird shit

Wow I'm cranky today.

the only "2fa" i wanna deal with is 2 fuckin' 'amburgers

If Carney and the Liberals are supposedly taking all our freedoms, can they hurry up and take our freedom to talk on speakerphone in public?

Highway to the mangerzone

I'm an adult the same way a tomato is a fruit. I will not be expanding on this.

I just went to four coffee shops and struck out at all of them for a seat

Is this what you wanted?

My YouTube on my basement computer started up and was loudly playing gregorian chants at some point in the middle of the night. So I woke up to that coming from the bowels of my house.

I need a brunch.

Princess Auto needs a brunch.

My YouTube on my basement computer started up and was loudly playing gregorian chants at some point in the middle of the night. So I woke up to that coming from the bowels of my house.

I've been watching off grid cabin builds lately and the last one I watched he didn't have the same companies tools. So like his drill was DeWalt and his jigsaw was Milwaukee etc. It bothered me. Like pick a lane buster.