Velocimatter
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I'm here... Or am I?
In Space, no one can hear you in space.
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Fonzie VanDamme
about 19 hours ago
Year 2 : 2nd Year as new Gainer Year 5 : 5th Year as new Gainer
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Do I need to post a video of what I was like in the 90's trend? We all know it would just be me skanking.
about 23 hours ago
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Quick! What's my 2 and 5 year career goals!?
about 24 hours ago
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They should invent foot wide hot dogs
8 days ago
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Rider fans LOVE St. Patricks Day
1 day ago
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They're coming for the emo's now
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Amid backlash, school district says black-outfit ban shared 'prematurely'
The Texas middle school cited student mental health concerns when it announced the new dress code.
https://bbc.com/news/articles/ce38w9e41vwo?xtor=AL-72-%5Bpartner%5D-%5Bbbc.news.twitter%5D-%5Bheadline%5D-%5Bnews%5D-%5Bbizdev%5D-%5Bisapi%5D&at_campaign=Social_Flow&at_ptr_name=twitter&at_link_type=web_link&at_medium=social&at_campaign_type=owned&at_link_id=FD30A1B0-54DA-11EF-A107-D082E3EBD138&at_format=link&at_link_origin=BBCWorld&at_bbc_team=editorial
1 day ago
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According to my birth month, I am an Anklyosaurus.
2 days ago
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St. Patricks day is tomorrow and no one's asked me to be their Patrick yet.
2 days ago
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If penguins cant fly, they'd have to put them on ships instead of planes to get them to zoos eh?
1 day ago
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They're coming for the emo's now
bbc.com/news/article...
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Amid backlash, school district says black-outfit ban shared 'prematurely'
The Texas middle school cited student mental health concerns when it announced the new dress code.
https://bbc.com/news/articles/ce38w9e41vwo?xtor=AL-72-%5Bpartner%5D-%5Bbbc.news.twitter%5D-%5Bheadline%5D-%5Bnews%5D-%5Bbizdev%5D-%5Bisapi%5D&at_campaign=Social_Flow&at_ptr_name=twitter&at_link_type=web_link&at_medium=social&at_campaign_type=owned&at_link_id=FD30A1B0-54DA-11EF-A107-D082E3EBD138&at_format=link&at_link_origin=BBCWorld&at_bbc_team=editorial
1 day ago
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According to my birth month, I am an Anklyosaurus.
2 days ago
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St. Patricks day is tomorrow and no one's asked me to be their Patrick yet.
2 days ago
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Maybe we'll never go insane You always said we would sometimes I wish we could with you lying naked in the rain singing Boney M
3 days ago
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presentdad🙋🏻♂️
8 days ago
why did we even domesticate peeves
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I've finally figured it out. The Count on Sesame Street is a vampire and thus needs to eat human blood right? Guests on the show are usually only on once? Why? Because that's what the Count eats!
5 days ago
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Do you put your peanut butter on the top slice of bread or the bottom on your sandwich?
5 days ago
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Great book
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
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People are talking to me.
6 days ago
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I totally understand why the robots made the 90's the peak of civilization in the Matrix.
7 days ago
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Best part of owning a bidet is when you're puking you can pause to take a sip from the fountain.
7 days ago
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Tis me
add a skeleton here at some point
7 days ago
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Well that was... something,.
7 days ago
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Alex Marz
7 days ago
Corpo world would be better off if no one wore pants. Let’s discuss.
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I totally understand why the robots made the 90's the peak of civilization in the Matrix.
7 days ago
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Best part of owning a bidet is when you're puking you can pause to take a sip from the fountain.
7 days ago
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There's not enough ska in my timeline. Get skankin people!
7 days ago
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lol
9 days ago
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They should invent foot wide hot dogs
8 days ago
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It's a midwestern emo kind of morning.
8 days ago
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www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/art...
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Injunction requested to stop father, son serial sperm donors
A Quebec judge is set to rule on a request for an injunction that could prevent two men, a father and son, from continuing to donate sperm.
https://www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/article/injunction-requested-to-stop-father-son-serial-sperm-donors/
8 days ago
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8 days ago
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lol
9 days ago
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Looking for a hiking buddy to do the West Coast Trail in 2027. Apply within
14 days ago
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Can Superman do pullups or does he just pull the bar down?
12 days ago
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Zod is coming
13 days ago
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🍁Christoforos🍁Leofwine🍁
13 days ago
It it's half flavoured "creamer" then you like dessert, not coffee.
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If you dont take your coffee black you dont like coffee, you like cream and sugar.
13 days ago
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If you dont take your coffee black you dont like coffee, you like cream and sugar.
13 days ago
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Looking for a hiking buddy to do the West Coast Trail in 2027. Apply within
14 days ago
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Ai just seems like an MLM for bro's.
15 days ago
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Ai just seems like an MLM for bro's.
15 days ago
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while flipping through a 200 cd binder looking for Big Shiny Tunes
add a skeleton here at some point
15 days ago
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while flipping through a 200 cd binder looking for Big Shiny Tunes
add a skeleton here at some point
15 days ago
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Kids these days will never know how hard it was to text while driving using a t9 keyboard
15 days ago
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My AI Chatbot girlfriend left me for another AI Chatbot.
16 days ago
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If ai could like make my phone calls for me that'd be great. I dont wanna talk on the phone
16 days ago
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Why did they fire Jamie Boreham?
17 days ago
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Ladies and gentleman, this is wonderwall.
17 days ago
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I don't want to be responsible for me.
18 days ago
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