It must be tiring to be perpetually offended by everything.

Do you think if one hydra head yawns the rest all have to yawn too?

Do normal items have calories? Like what if I ate a bed?

The magic school bus could be inside your butt right now and you would have no idea.

Is it bedtime yet?

The magic school bus could be inside your butt right now and you would have no idea.

We still have a handful of these shirts left 👀 Squidfacts.net

Look I get you hate sportsball, but why do you feel the need to shit on something other people love just because you don't?

Is it May yet?

Imagine if the Grey Cup final score was 6-7

Guys, Trevor Harris is 39 years old. Not sure if you knew that.

Bombers lose the Grey Cup four years in a row

Woooo

Shea Patterson once a rider always a rider.

I would like my tsn feed to stop cutting out.

Hot take on here apparently. I like MGK.

It's weird to me to take a stance on something when you only know one side of the story.

Stop being nonchalant and be chalant

Life peaked at the Nintendo 64

People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.

Dear Maria, Count me in.

They need to reboot Wishbone. I learned so much from that little dog.

I'm calling it now, the Grey Cup is going to be a defensive game and be very boring to watch.

Life peaked at the Nintendo 64

Stop being nonchalant and be chalant

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.

Are you a solid or a liquid

It's weird to me seeing all these people selling their Grey Cup tickets because their team isn't in the game. I always went regardless of who was playing because I love the CFL so much.

I'm going insane. Do you want anything?

It's weird to me seeing all these people selling their Grey Cup tickets because their team isn't in the game. I always went regardless of who was playing because I love the CFL so much.

TOUCHDOWN TOMMY NIELD!

Always knock on your cantelope

I think people are too confident about a Rider win today.

Is it possible to give yourself the ick?

Geography isn't my strong suit, and frankly dear, I don't give an Amsterdam

TIL Elephants are amazing long distance swimmers

The rise of conservatism happened right after pickleball became popular.. Coincidence?

Can werewolves eat chocolate?

Big sigh

Gremlins, the 2nd best Christmas movie of all time, is releasing a third movie in 2027.

My pants are really bothering me today.

Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz are reuniting for the fourth installment of #TheMummy. I am tres excited

Friends, if you were going to sign up for this, please do so in the next day. If I don't have enough folks I'll have to cancel. snackatchewan.com/mini-golf-to...

Friends, if you were going to sign up for this, please do so in the next day. If I don't have enough folks I'll have to cancel. snackatchewan.com/mini-golf-to...

Hakuna matata everyone.

Dinosaurs are the original pokemon

Why isn't there a triangle roomba? Wouldn't that be easier for corners?