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NEW SERIES ANNOUNCEMENT! By popular demand, 2027 will bring a NEW generation of My Little Pony with a full reimagining of Friendship is Magic! We hope you're as excited as we are to yank these ponies out of retirement and milk the nostalgia straight into Hasbro's wallets! #MLP #MLPonyFacts

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too woke to smoke but too eepy to sleepy #MLP #MLPonyFacts

We couldn't fit it all in... #MLP #MLPonyFacts

Reminder that Google verified that we're canon. This does retroactively apply to everything we've ever said, obviously. #mlp #rainbowdash #princesscelestia #mlponyfacts

Out of the Mane 6, Fluttershy is the pony who swears the most. #mlp #Fluttershy #MLPonyFacts

Did you know Rainbow Dash makes a brief cameo appearance in the 2007 film Spider-Man 3? #mlp #RainbowDash #MLPonyFacts

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Still moving our most important posts over here from Twitter. #mlp #PippPetals #MLPonyFacts

This screencap is also not edited. #mlp #Applejack #MLPonyFacts

This screencap is not edited. #mlp #PinkiePie #MLPonyFacts

Poorly describe your favorite ponies. We'll go first: princess tiktok #mlp #PippPetals #MLPonyFacts

Applejack is committing insurance fraud. #mlp #Applejack #MLPonyFacts

The episode "Read it and Weep" was originally centered around Twilight Sparkle teaching Rainbow Dash how to read. This concept was reworked, leaving us to wonder if she ever learned how. #mlp #RainbowDash #TwilightSparkle #MLPonyFacts

We'll admit it. This shit was kinda goofy. #mlp #TwilightSparkle #MLPonyFacts

Pinkie Pie's first job was not as a baker or a party planner. She was a rock farmer. #MLP #MLPonyFacts #PinkiePie

Starlight Sparkle purple pony is unicorn #MLP #MLPonyFacts #StarlightGlimmer

Applejack pours the milk in before the cereal. #MLP #MLPonyFacts #Applejack

Babs Seed spends a lot of time trolling on the internet and trying to bait ponies into getting angry at her. Do not be like Babs Seed. #MLP #MLPonyFacts #BabsSeed

Octavia Melody's primary hobby is martial arts. She has mastered every form and style present throughout Equestria and most of its surrounding lands. She can and will beat the shit out of you. #MLP #MLPonyFacts #OctaviaMelody

Marble Pie originally had a different name: "The Sad and Shy One" This was altered because feelings are for PUSSIES. #MLP #MLPonyFacts #MarblePie

Despite our research, we're unsure how Flim and Flam have evaded being arrested or murdered for so long. #MLP #MLPonyFacts

In some Equestrian cultures, accepting an apple from another pony can legally bind you to them in marriage. #MLP #MLPonyFacts #Applejack

Rainbow Dash is canon. #MLP #MLPonyFacts #RainbowDash

"Ownership is a myth. Pirate everything." - Applejack #mlp #mlponyfacts #applejack

DO NOT CALL FLUTTERSHY AT 3 AM

Sunburst is a bottom. #MLP #MLPonyFacts #Sunburst

Applejack is good at farming apples, but she's even better at farming bitches. #MLP #Applejack #MLPonyFacts

1K follows over here already? 👀 Sounds like we should do something soon to celebrate... #MLP #MLPonyFacts

We turned Sunburst into a girl and your children are next. #mlp #sunsetshimmer #mlponyfacts

Scrapped episode premise for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic called "Rainbow Stones" where Rainbow Dash drinks Monster Energy and gets kidney stones.

Despite being a member of the APPLE family, Applejack's coat is ORANGE. We're unsure what this means for the future of apples. Applejack could not be reached for comment.

Applejack is good at farming apples, but she's even better at farming bitches.

Trixie and Starlight got married because they're loving marefriends and were ready to spend their lives together. And so they'll never have to testify against each other in court.

A little-known fact about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is that Twilight Sparkle is in a coma for the duration of the entire show.

We sent the ponies into space to see what would happen. They're still in space.

Cherry Jubilee is a very kind and caring pony. She has committed 4 murders.

Pinkie Pie believes that seawater... "tastes good."

Vinyl Scratch is not mute. Her lines are censored because we couldn't get her to stop swearing.

Rainbow Dash is immune to radiation.

Rainbow Dash officially condones and endorses every statement made on this account.

Did you know you can get the STARLIGHT GLIMMER BUNDLE for 60% OFF?

Octavia Melody and Vinyl Scratch are both immortal.

To help catch up with our Twitter, we're going to be posting daily until - at least - the end of November. Stay tuned.

Twilight Sparkle has had an ongoing Minecraft Let's Play since 2011. Her friends do not know about it.

Twilight Sparkle is in the intro of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

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Applebloom isn't a fan of your fucking attitude right now. #MLP #Applebloom

Once more... From the top. #mlp #mlponyfacts