Isbell at Winspear procured.

God he is such a world class pussy.

Wild watching the post game interviews at the UN General Assembly and how every leader is better spoken than ours and English isn't their first language. Such an embarrassment.

Lmao. OKAYYYYY

Hit the new grocery flyers for an order first thing today. Really set a good tone for this Wednesday, the worst day of the week. Seems like Big Grocery is unclenching a bit as they've been maintaining a most uncharitable posture since the holiday sales a few weeks ago.

NY Strip. Calabrian Chile Butter. 🍽️🍜

She doesn't have the guts to drop a tornado right on top of me

Yeah, well who's going to care for me, plant app? WHO?!?!

😂 this is so much fun to watch

Good Morning! It is #TidesOutTuesday Very low tides here is #Yachats, Oregon with amazing sunsets! #EastCoastKin #Photography #OMsystem

Vibes-based medicine. Jazz medicine.

MAGA Turds everywhere let out a deep sigh of relief realizing they only buy the dollar general brand acetaminophen.

Fireworks stands should be open for the rapture.

All the super straight, Christian, MAGA warriors broke down Grindr, the gay dating/sex app, yet again. The last time it broke down...the RNC in Wisconsin.

I know it's been 25 years, but this is the week I finally hit the expectations I dream up for myself. I can feel it.

New: Sarah MacLachlan, Jewel, and more musicians scheduled to perform at tonight's premiere for Hulu's ABC News doc LILITH FAIR have all pulled out after Disney scrapped the red carpet. First notable talent consequence of the Jimmy Kimmel situation.

All I can think about is Dwight giving that Hitler speech and slamming his fist on the podium.

Some real loser shit. Franchise full of fucking losers.

Zero faith they execute here. It's the era of evil. Look at the world. You think it's a coincidence PHI is having their time now? It's all related. The devil's team. The devil's city.

Not a uni diva, but those Bucs ensembles are so sick.

Having a strip from a ranch up the road for dinner. Guessing it ain't gonna suck.

I'm gonna be real honest. Things with the lady went tits up and now I'm rolling around town running errands with a big box of donuts riding shotgun. Morale is not great over here. Going to see if the farmers market helps. Going to be a big food day. Calories don't count when your feelings are hurt.

Gotta go see a man about an apple fritter. Y'all need anything

I'm going to dump roast and gravy on these 🍽️🍜

Y'all use this? A staple in this household. Sandwiches, mashed potatoes, steak, and the wrap I just made with leftover roast and then dipped in gravy. 🤌🏻

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All of this shit sucks ass but it's insult to injury that not one of these people are attractive. We're under the boot of a bunch of hatchet face dweebs. I saw a video of Trump in the UK and that bronzer made him look like a rack of ribs.

I haven't donated to a politician in years and Kat wouldn't be my rep, but we can send a message to the pussies "leading" the party that support goes to those who fight. Maybe take a bit of the money you were going to give Disney and send a bit of it her way.

How do I set up my work PC to do everything I tell it. I want to lay on the couch and dictate all of my emails. Is this possible yet?

Maybe they can try reviving democracy, am I right?

a dragon comes into the diner where Jon Snow is sitting at a table and the screen goes black

Hey. Listen to me. This is the roast you want to make as soon as your bones feel the autumnal spirit. And use more balsamic than you think. Like dump it in, it's worth it.

How is it only Tuesday I'm gonna die

Chorizo, onion, and hatch chile with jalapeño cheddar pierogies 🍽️🍜

Seconded. Was reminded of this last night and I (jokingly) said in my thickest accent "I thought that was Cinco de Mayo?" and then I got yelled at in Spanish so 🥰🥰🥰

Currently surviving on white boy air fried flautas. Goes hard. 🍽️🍜

IT people always acting like "how dare you ask me to do work." Just get the crumbs out of the keyboard, Poindexter.

Ex wife of friend from when I was on the plains. Scammed by someone pretending to be military, fell in love. Asked me for $4500 because the bank wants their money back. 😂 No, your ass needs to go to the police and try not to get charged.

People who text me "hey can you please call me" are going to start getting blocked. Either someone died, you want money, or you want my time to do some shit I don't want to do. Leave me alone.

I remember when I first watched Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid on a tv in a van we rented to road trip to Big Bend. Around 8 years old I think. Must have watched it 10 times on that round trip. This one smarts. Going to have a marathon. Jeremiah Johnson, All the President's Men, The Natural.

This morning's Andrew. 60 degrees high, 100% lit.

I swear to god I'll walk outside and run over my own head

This is insane. xAI is valued at over $120,000,000,000 and its flagship product will never be a trusted source of information. Just like Elon.

Oregon Trail ass can opener. Prospector lookin' ass gadget.

American soybean farmers don’t have a single order from China as they head into harvest season. China usually buys 25% of the entire crop. Crisis looms for the farmers and there’s only one man responsible.

Can't believe bro only makes like a mill a year. Feels like robbery.

Fuck yeah, Brandon.

You should be able to bitchslap people on the line like that. Soft.

Hi ICE killed a single dad at a traffic stop here on Friday Today they are disappearing people again in broad daylight, they are everywhere If you have any national platform at all Chicago is fucking begging you, please help us