Couldn't stop thinking about a catfish po' boy so I made a catfish po' boy. 🍽️🍜

HAPPENING NOW: Tim Heidecker delivers an update on the future of InfoWars and takes calls from viewers including President Donald J. Trump.

I have an ear infection like some kind of child. AGAIN. Absolute misery.

A lil' emotional support skrimp boil. Go Stars. 🍽️🍜

Why didn't y'all tell me bojangles over yonder serving fried bologna biscuits

Argentine red skrimps w/black beans and lime rice for a late dinner. Sauteed in butter, garlic, cilantro, scallion, serrano, finished with fresh lime juice It don't suck 🍽️🍜

The raccoons have turned on me.

🍽️🍜 Tri tip, sliced and skewered, grilled riverside. Cilantro chimichurri.

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Felt like I was cookin' in the jungle tonight. Sliced tri tip, stacked and skewered cooked grilled yakatori style, cilantro chimichurri 🍽️🍜

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Professional hail dodger. Got back home and in bed @ 515AM and watched radar as another, bigger hail core formed southwest of me. Hail is the worst weather for me. Zero redeeming qualities. A menace to property value and it doesn't even make a good subject for pretty photos or Oscar-snubbed movies.

Well, sheeit.

If you can't be monogamous w/ her, you gay.

I wonder if my neighbors will riot if I start a meat chicken operation in the yard.

Bro if I almost get hit by 1 more Tesla on 380 I'm going postal.

"I would have picked up a Playboy magazine if I wanted to see all this cooter." -Lady in front of me at this concert

I've been invaded by tiny little houseplant flies to the point I'm about to take these idiot plants I just had to have and throw them in the dang trash can. "Oh you know what would be fun? Spending a bunch of money so you have another chore." What an idiot.

Narcos S1E1 ▶️

Beer battered cod Fresno chile slaw Cotija Lime Sauce: mayo, sour cream, fish sauce, sriracha, lousiana hot sauce, lime, garlic powder, salt, black pepp 🍜🍽️

3AM emotional support noodz 🍜🍽️

Signed, NOT the manager there

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RIP HIS DICK OFF!!

Still getting used to this whole having a woman around thing. She's so demanding.

Are we doing a damn hockey tn or what Do they wait to start stars after this game on ESPN? Or will it be started on some goofy station nobody has?

Fish tacos comin' in hot. 🍽️🍜

Gah that was easy. I'm embarrassed I've ever bought one from the grocery store. And I don't want to hear it about the crust crumbs that have #fallen. I tripped over a fishing pole in my kitchen and that happens to the best of us. 🍽️🍜

Should I go fishin' or work on the garden

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Striper fighting through these low rapids behind the dam at Texoma. Birds having a field day.

Watching Love on the Spectrum with my lady and she keeps cutting her eyes at me wtf

Hey @texasparkswildlife.bsky.social Any comment on this video from a man on Caddo after you turds went out there and nuked the lake? Whose idea was it to use diquat on entire lake ecosystems? It doesn't even help long-term. Fucking idiots. www.instagram.com/reel/DUoA76o...

Seent on my gas pump. ✊🏻 Where the QR code goes: qrco.de/20rules

Y'all need to stop crashing into each other out here people got places to be

I wanna go back to the woods

Did y'all know you don't even need a membership to stop by a Sam's Club for a couple road dogs? Just a little smokin' hot inevitable economic crash tip for ya

Big week for the anti golf dorks to grunt out a turd of a post

A lil campin' breakfast is good for the soul. Unfortunately the raccoons I've made allies with turned on each other. The growls were haunting and menacing and my girlfriend slept with a light on 😂

Just hangin' around iran a little bit

I have made allies with the racoons here in the park. Time for phase two.

Hell yeah

Speaking of things that as a child I thought would be a more common threat when grown...killer bees.

Maybe I'm soft but booing players on your team is so trashy. Nobody is being harder on Joc than Joc and then here comes dickhead to pile on in-between bites of his nachos? Nope.

Damn this place is great. Was about to get sonic next door and saw the sign.

What y'all want? Also, shout-out to Rick's Septic with the prominent ad placement on the menu

We stayed and made night 2. Was neat. K bye.

Sup