Rewatching the Bears game I missed. No particular reason.

As much as I'll bitch about capitalism, there's something to be said about being able to order a whole mess of chicken wings at 1030PM from the couch and not even having to pause The Wire.

Damn. Had to see a man about some chickens and the guy at the next table was there with an ooni, premium toppings, and a dream. Seriously good pizza.

Today was my biannual Get Disappointed By Whataburger Day. "Never again." See ya in 6 months.

Omg 😂

Did I miss anything good in the football?

Someone make a leftovers sandwich between two stuffing waffles from your waffle maker and post a pic

I've never wanted a salad so bad in my life. I feel like I ate an anvil.

I am the ham bandit and I will not be stopped

Hate driving in this city. You're all idiots.

Man, so glad we're all off all week.

We'd all spend our spare time scheming on how to lure our enemies there. "No, @joebreslin.bsky.social ,for the last time, I have a work trip but thought you might want to come because it's the same week as Meatball, Cured Meats & Obscure House Music Vinyl Con. I'm NOT going to do a murder on you"

This has been an all-time day. On a serious heater over here. Go Cowboys.

Cry, Eagles. Cry. Go Cowboys 💙

Must have just been teeing this gif up for me. The final score brought to you by Community Mechanical.

Ceedee better being yelling at himself. Real weird reaction like he thought ball placement was an issue when the ball is in his $100m guaranteed arms.

LETS GOOOOOOO

RIP HIS HEAD OFF

Just wrapped up golf. GD Cowboys.

Look. Ordering fajitas at a crowded table is a selfish act and I hope your 9 plates hogging the table end up in your lap.

This whole economy about to go tits up

I met with a wealth advisor a couple weeks back that hit me up on LinkedIn I'm guessing based on my job title. Boy was he excited when I explained I've rebuilt my existence three times and have been saving for the first time the last 2 yrs. Bro gave me the emergency fund speech 😂 Sorry for partyin.

Ordered a succulent Chinese meal at 230 PM. L-I-V-I-N

My brother's FIL goes from eatin' Nighthawks to being responsible for the turkey. Imagine leaving Ohtani on your bench and sending out the hot dog guy.

Was minding my own walking into a store and damn if the titillating scent of smokin' meats tickle my nostrils. Gonna take me three days to quit thinking about BBQ. OR I'm going to move some ribs to the fridge and make these smoked rib carnitas I already had on my mind.

Every time I'm on a heater catching cards in online poker my boss starts bothering me. Incredibly annoying.

November 18th and I have my a/c crankin'. Just a disgusting state of affairs.

He's so bad at this. Any dip shit knows you walk over and pick it up off the ground like you care for the cameras and wait on a minion to raise the shit back up. Easy bump for his steaming turd poll numbers. Amateur hour.

Real jerk move to open a contract on a Friday evening AND NOT SIGN IT

He blew WHO

Have a week at a 5 star resort booked for next week and I'm sitting here considering cancelling it because despite hitting goal for the year already my boss makes me feel like my job isn't secure. Stressed to the point I don't even think I'll enjoy myself and just be miserable in another country. 👎🏻

Big plate of brisket nachos for a late lunch...bad news for the shareholders.

Gonna be a good day I think.

had it up to here with canadians

everything is magnet

Let's all focus on what's important here and that's me feeling better about my flight to Mexico in 10 days.

Gotta win that mega gazillions or I'm fucking DONE

Absolute delusion. HR ain't nothin' but a bunch of woke ass fun sponges sworn to protect the man. If my kid went into HR they'd come home to find all their crap on the porch.

Lol fuck you Packers

Fuck it.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHRKJWBEJSUWNEBEJEIDJAM

Shrimp penne alfredo. Cooked the shrimp in a cajun gochujang butter. Needed some fat and flavor tonight. Mission accomplished. 🍽️🍜

This video made me want to off myself

C'mon man