You'll all get your chance to hate me, please be patient

America!

Hey Verizon

"I’m really glad AEW allows its performers to be themselves."

Why the fuck does Discord want to know what people feel about me? Fuckers

TIL there used to be a bowl game called ... The Salad Bowl

For the first time in at least a decade, I am under 190 pounds. One year ago, I was around 215.

STOCKY KNEILSON

Some professional news: Coming soon.

About to watch Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom in the theater, as God intended

I just want to live in a world where, when people ask "have you watched the gay hockey show?", I can answer "which one?"

Asked for a check register at the bank today and boy am I old!

I don't know what all the fuss is about LeBron playing at 41 considering Al Horford is like 62

Only in indie wrestling can a babyface threaten to s*d*m*ze the heels RIP Shank (per Bill Behrens on Facebook)

Time to watch the gay hockey show everybody's talking about

You can't stop me You won't stop me

Mutual head nod with Walton Goggins at a hotel gym in New Orleans

How many times in the last 6 weeks have I said "my God, this is one of the best football games I've ever seen?"

It’s the first official day of Winter!! It’s the official change of seasons! Which can only mean one thing! A coked out Steve Walsh of Kansas playing every instrument on stage while wearing yellow gym shorts!!!

Don't worry Mets fans, they're gonna sign Philip Rivers after football season ends

Well I'm bored by you too Ethan Fucking Hawke

Fernando Valuenzela is to baseball as the Junkyard Dog is to professional wrestling

TIL a young Carlos Colon had a few singles bouts against Lou Albano in the late 60s (also some tag bouts with Albano & Altimore vs Carlos & various partners incl Victor Rivera)

We missed out on a Carlos Colon / Rick Martel tag team

Me prepping for the presale: Should I see Guns n Roses three times or four times next year? Me after seeing the prices: Should I see Guns n Roses even once next year?

Analyze me @profanity.accountant

Today feels like a great day to make Bill Alfonso a Met for life. #LGM #MetsSky

I ain't doing your laundry bruv

Why settle for Elf on a Shelf when you can have...

Time once again to shill SHAMROCK. I am not unbiased - it's by close personal friend @jonathansnowden.bsky.social - but if you have the slightest interest in the history of MMA, shoot style wrestling, pro wrestling of the 90s, or if you just love an absolute car crash human drama, this is for you.

Wait, how has there never been a male revue called Nine Inch Males?

Today I will be watching Back to the Future in an actual movie theater

Abolish ICE

Can we please get Bad Bunny to sing both national anthems tomorrow?

Why RICK MARTEL rules!

When did malls get rid of the goddamn directory signs

I am Al, and I say that Ian Riccaboni is asking the greatest runners that have ever lived. He also invented mozzarella sticks.

Brandon Thurston and I will be doing a big dive into the WWE no-compete clauses stemming from the Andrade and Samantha Irvin stories on Wednesday's show Here is a video posted by David Otunga going through his 2017 contract www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQFZ...

I'm generating stories for the fed!

I am truly evil!

Since I have the relevant data, I did deep dive into the key part of the WON HOF candidacy of Kevin, Kerry, and David Von Erich as a unit: The gates WCCW drew in 1983. I went in w/o preconceived notions, and the results are...interesting. But there are question marks about how the criteria applies.

This Chipotle is playing Don Quixote by Magazine 60 !!!

Taking the mound for Detroit in the bottom of the 15th is Mickey Lolich

Randy Johnson gonna pitch an inning before we're done here

BREAKING: The Seattle Mariners have signed Rick Camp

What if these guys are still playing Sunday night when one of them is supposed to be in Toronto?

By my estimate, the Mariners of Seattle and the Tigers of Detroit have left eight thousand nine hundred and seventy two runners on base in three extra innings so far tonight

This is the greatest baseball game played in the last 24 hours

If J.T. Smith had thought he was a Japanese wrestler after hitting his head instead of Italian, would he have been J.T. Realmuto ?

This week's @btsheetspod.bsky.social is up! redcircle.com/shows/f0ecb9...