Barack Obama was President the last time I had sex. A fact, use it as you wish..

Happy #FCF..

#TBT..

Happy Hump Day! Just took this, since I felt bad posting an oldie a little bit ago..

Happy Hump Day!

The new champion on Jeopardy has such a sexy voice.

Here’s another oldie.. Happy #FCF!

So happy to see a fellow West Virginian (and fellow Nitro High School graduate) being inducted into the Grand Ole Opry.

Happy Hump Day!

RIP, Robert Redford..

I miss her so much!

So happy to hear that she won again!

An old video of me naked and wet after a shower..

I’m about to get naked and wet. Happy Sunday!

Happy 40th Anniversary to The Golden Girls!

Happy #FCF!

“He had a big, floppy pancreas, Rose.”

Happy (what’s left of) Hump Day!

So many incredibly hot butts on here today!

I’ve got 1,000 followers. I think 990 of those are bots..

New to my Blu-ray collection!

I’m going to have a marathon of movies with names in the title.

I won’t remove followers, but I’ll just stay in my lane. If you comment on a post, or send me a DM I’ll respond, but otherwise I’m keeping to myself from now on..

I’d say I’m the king of one sided interactions. It’s a shame I’m not a hot, 20-something twink..

Happy #WorldBeardDay.. I think I look like shit in this pic, but the beard is quite fierce.

Happy #FCF.

At some point, I need to dress up as Blanche Hudson for Halloween. Right now, the only part of the costume I have is my wheelchair..

Show us your penis with pride.

Let’s see those hairy chests..

Happy Hump Day!

Fun fact: my left nipple is always hard..

Sad news! RIP..

I’m a 3, I’d say..

Watching The Abyss, and Ed Harris is smoking hot in it!

Just me relaxing while my coffee cools down.