I think it’s time to have a real conversation about who the FUCK is going to make me a Boo Basket

I get paid tomorrow please someone convince me I do not need the cow print mini skirt

Just postpartum nurse thingzzzz

Things I say as a postpartum nurse: “What a sweet girl. I hope her nipples are okay.”

Blondes have more fun or whatever

Caption these I’m out of ideas

Have you ever been in a relationship so unbearably miserable it makes you write music again

I swear I am not Joe Goldberg I have known Winter for 5 years and at one point was trusted with their home address so I could send mail (where they used to live but whatever)

Hey, it's National Nurses Week, so tell a nurse how much you appreciate them, and depending on your personal relationship, maybe make them cum. Just a suggestion. Get them out of their scrubs, make them cum repeatedly, let them sleep, and bring them an iced coffee when they wake up in 14 hours.

Drinking water out of a styrofoam cup so I can feel what my patients feel

Hello yes I am on Bluesky now