This looks fantastic!

Why do we have to build these to look human? If I ever get to own a robot to do stuff I’d like it to be designed to be better than I am. Or am I supposed to want a creepy machine around me?

Post Sunday gym tacos and Mexican Bakery day. There’s a lot more cookies and other baked deliciousness in another bag😏

Staring at the sun to find out if I see a big cross.

There’s a couple DJ’s I really want to see playing tonight at cool underground spot. My anxiety is through the charts thinking about going out at midnight.

Rep. Jason Crow (D-Aurora) on current foreign policy: “Donald Trump campaigned and spoke like an isolationist and he is acting like an imperialist.” On domestic policy: ICE is “a law enforcement agency that will do whatever Donald Trump asks them to do.” Our interview:

Been a busy week, my 9am cancelled. I’m just gonna play with my dog and look for Luchador costumes for him the rest of the day.

I just sat through an hour meeting with my sales team to do nothing but rewrite ChatGPT sales emails for our managers to dump into Salesforce. I cancelled an important meeting with a key client for it. AI is stupid. @edzitron.com for visibility.

Yes we did!

Saw my first Waymo in Denver, but someone was driving it. Am I missing something?

This is a fun chart! The green is the main bsky load balancer traffic throughput from Saturday night, and the purple is how much traffic there was 7 days before (the previous Saturday) The spike is due to the world series - pretty incredible! ⚾

Not getting much done today. Feeling ill w/ a migraine and more. Just thought I’d get high and watch football tonight, then I saw who was playing. Anyone got any other ideas?

watched the end of game 7 from canada and at the end of game canadian tv cut to a literal child crying in blue jays swag

I love for everyone that this is now the baseball app

My bad.

So how many pitchers do they have left? I’m assuming a lot of injured arms tonight.

This is good shit.

Just had to delete a banger about Toronto being lit tonight.

Here comes the bullpen!!!!!

AI is unstoppable.

Were there 12 of them, and have we caught them all yet?

Great movie, but given the state of everything I think I’ll hold off on watching this one.

Melissa making landfall on the southwestern Jamaican coast as a Category 5 with 185 mph sustained winds. Winds within this hurricane are roughly equal to that of an EF-4 tornado (not a like-for-like comparison, but as a point of reference). Thinking of Jamaica this morning.

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation. Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net

Loving the Broncos fan energy right now. Got to meet Lucy at the pub.

There’s a corgi that hangs at my neighborhood pub like every day named Bill Murray. Bill didn’t want to leave with is owners, the whole pub just cheated him in while he did this so he didn’t have to leave.

Thinking about stealing something from Costco.

The bluesky guarantee

Just realizing I’m not a huge fan of bread. Really good bread is a luxury at a nice restaurant, but I keep throwing away 85% of bread I buy for home. Even the good stuff. I blame growing up with the food pyramid.

All these wellness influencer vegetarians have successfully turned themselves into plants. Congrats!

Playing hooky, in bed with my vape pen watching Weapons.

Why do all NFL broadcasters have to say “we knew this would be a physical game.” Like, yeah; it’s football man.

Just realized this was in Denver and I didn’t get to see it😔

Walked into the gym bopping to some good tunes and another dude was getting DOWN between sets. We looked at each other and started bopping together and laughed. Sunday gym vibes.

“Fuck AI” — Guillermo del Toro 🎥 Vanity Fair

Mariners literally kneecapping the DH is something.

Oh lawd! My knee hurts just seeing that. But hearing it?? Ouch!

Who?

If you watch Jaws backwards, it is a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to people who need them.

BRAND NEW Far Side from Gary Larson just dropped

“I know I make people feel uncomfortable! That’s my entire brand.” Climate Defiance interrupting a Cuomo presser in the best possible way.

Cool, I’ve got 15 minutes to chill before my next meeting. The dog.

My boss was giving us a lesson on selling with storytelling today. He DID NOT appreciate my on the spot reciting of this as an example. youtu.be/yujF8AumiQo

my podcast kill the computer formerly known as western kabuki had 2 million downloads a couple of weeks ago across all platforms and that’s very weird to me. i had never imagined that many people would listen to me speak about the brainrot i subject myself to everyday. it’s crazy but cool. thanks

Lots of talk about Antifa and subsequently Nazis today. I think they should embrace their similarities; there’s more thank you think. Like, both groups cried at the of Schindler’s List. Except one group cried cause the guys in the uniforms didn’t get to kill the old people in the theater.

Long hard day at the dog park, time for dad to enjoy the beer garden.