Some other criteria that can qualify a #NWSL player as high impact.

If you violate the spirit of the league the ghost of nwsl past (furt), nwsl present (the ball represents soccer), and nwsl future (multitudes of factors), will come and haunt you and teach you a lesson on greed by throwing you into lake superior

Some days I'm like... nwsl doesn't matter... other days I'm like... nwsl is all we have

Esther did that to her hair to distract the Orlando players, possibly give them psychic damage, all to help her team win.

What if we kissed at Rowdy Audi?

If the northern lights flash yellow the most tonight, the Spirit will win the championship. If they are purple, Orlando will win. If they are Blue, Gotham will be champions. If they are pink, Portland will win. The magnetic field decides!

Sometimes when you're an average fan and your fav team misses playoffs, you often do much better picking mvp, best xi, etc., but in some cases, that doesn't happen

Thinking vlatko should get coach of the year is a good thought for anyone who is just getting into thinking

NWSL invented a time dilation machine so they can have more extra time

liz eddy would be so mad about this statement if she knew how to read

Tune in on Friday to watch @racingloufc.com travel back in time to 1871 to battle the great Chicago fire.

Putting nwsl games on cbs sports network is the leagues preferred way of dealing psychic damage to fans

To celebrate the most haunted season - NWSL will be turning off the lights all matches this weekend and putting glow sticks in the ball.

@kansascitycurrent.bsky.social is the most popular NWSL team in Antarctica, Siberia, and Greenland.

I pledge to do my part to increase woso social media interaction metrics by making rage bait "team of the week" posts

Chicago Stars are doing so well at their new stadium because they ran a giant straw from the lake to the bench so everyone can get hydrated with fresh lake water. Who knew that's all they were missing! #nwsl

Score bug says it's still a 0 - 0 tide game Audi #nwsl

if the cowboys and eagles don’t get out there and play they’re gonna get fined by jessica berman

The secret to keeping players happy is to feed them frosted mini wheats for every meal, and clearly angel city fc is failing at that.

Hard to believe the team that sold NFTs got scammed.

@bayfc.com broke the attendance record because they made hundreds of lines of candy throughout San Francisco that led to the field #nwsl

Chicago is like a sleeper cell that only gets activated when the other team has scored 3 goals

Sorry we stuck Chicago Stars into a perpetual never-ending time loop that is always doomed to result in tragedy. Sorry we stuck Chicago Stars into a perpetual never-ending time loop that is always doomed to result in tragedy. Sorry we stu

No one could have predicted it being hot in Kansas City in August.

"I came, I saw, I conquered." - Sofia Cantore immediately after coming to the #NWSL

I showed ChatGPT a picture of going to a Friday night NWSL game with a hazy IPA and it killed itself knowing it’ll never know this joy.

today i closed my eyes and rammed a hallmark gift shop with my shitty bronco. when they asked me why I did it, I said "A Multi dude of factors"

Want to feel old? This is what the challenge cup playground looks like now.

Did you guys know that they put mountains on the crest to represent mountains #DenverSummitFC

RIP Gondola FC. You never lived, but you sure did die. 😥

I love the mascot they introduced for #weuro2025

Everything changed for women’s sports when Caitlin Clark scored the winning goal of the 1999 World Cup.

Thread 🧵 - nwsl teams if they were lyrics in Phoebe Bridger's 2020 song "I Know the End"

Here's what Zohran's socialists policies mean for nwsl soccer fans

When He-Man asked "what's going on?" he was asking about Reign FC scoring three goals in one match

The two Gotham players had to leave early to catch their flight to visit the troop on the moon.

the swan represents soccer

I think the people at @nwsldenver.bsky.social would be really upset about what everyone was saying about them if they knew how to read

wow, mary earps retiring from int’l play is unfortunate for the lionesses. it's also terrible news for the euros, which relies on earps for so much. i've asked the wnba for comment.

I think yesterday's confederation championship results speak for themselves. If you want to win one, you gotta have some Americans on your roster. And if you are a Spaniard, better go play for a US club.

In the #nwsl, a handball can be anything you want it to be.

Some people will just watch 12 hours of women's football instead of going to therapy.

The @washingtonspirit.com will be rebranded as the Washington George Washingtons.

This @washingtonspirit.com vs @utahroyalsfc.com game has nothing to do with winning or losing. It is all about increasing the entropy of the universe and accelerating the inevitable heat death of the universe. #nwsl

When playing soccer, one of the most devastating moves your opponent can play is the dreaded kicking the ball into your net. This pretty much fucks you

going to bet on this game and cheat by giving maddie dahlien an earpiece where i can tell her what to do (score more goals)

The 😈 emoji was invented just for @racingloufc.com

I don't know what the problem is, soccer Donna has been a reliable and accurate source of stats and information for me for YEARS.

Not even a miracle performed by Pope Leo XIV can help the Chicago Stars.

Esther Your Juke Too Tough. Your Spin Too Different. Your Dribble Too Hot. Your Shot Is Too Bangin. They’ll try to trap you in an elevator at the hotel so you can't play