bweh

say hi to jasper

current mood

got caught

bello

kinda abandoned bluesky because it's a little too Reddit for my taste, but i still use Twitter a lot and i'm doing good:)

my waist is kinda insane, ngl...

appreciate my slutty body pls thnx bye bye

tuesday tummy, be good dogs and worship me

i'm built like this btw

in conclusion,

oh yeah, i have these now

having tits is pretty cool ngl

hi

showered alone😔who wants to join me next time?

friend :)

got this fit for Christmas:3

that isla do be islanding

if you follow me on bluesky dot app i will give you a kiss or three

two deer on a train,,, where are they going....

this site is still a little too Reddit for me i'm sorry

for the next week, i'm a reindeer

bawled my eyes out to wife and was able to sleep pretty well after that. she makes me feel so fucking safe, i've never met someone who makes it LESS scary to feel things by being there instead of more.

skirts are the best🤭

anyway here's my ass

woag

my wife's laugh proves that heaven exists and i am already there

got suspended temporarily on twitter for telling Star to kill herself

sup?

i realise i am yet to wifepost on this site so. i love my wife,,

hi

this world is freezing cold, i long for you to hold me in your arms. this world is burning and, i'm waiting for your hand to lead me home.

#deer 🦌

tummy? on a tuesday? more likely than you might think...

i keep forgetting this app exists

drunk me won't hook up with a mediocre woman who is REALLY into me so that's probably a good sign

the men around me are also ugly and have no personality MY STANDARDS ARE TOO HIGH

i probably seem like ultra autistic rn but that's because i have 0 interest in the girls around me right now

i am drunk enough that any sex with me would be rape so i assume the problem is them

either i need to get more drunk or the women in this town need to get more pretty

omg i am so drunk

CRY LAUGHING BECAUSE MY FRIEND WAS IN THE CUCK CHAIR

faggot's rise up

there's a really hot alt bartender here with an eyebrow piercing and a cute choker GOING INSANE

im sick

been restricted on Twitter so i might post here for a little while

do you guys fw deer

Gay sex