Murder. Shot in the back three times. Don’t turn away. Please share.

The calm before the NYE storm... What’s one thing you’re leaving behind this year?

The very last Monday of 2025. Making it a good one. ✨🏙️ #MorningVibes

The only thing that could drag me out of bed this morning. Hope your weekend is off to a good start! ☕️

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Merry Christmas! 🎄🎁

Flannel

Tough one today. That streak was legendary while it lasted! We’ll bounce back for the Christmas game against the Chiefs. 😤 Love you forever, @Broncos! 🏈✨ #DenverBroncos

Slow mornings are my absolute love language. ☁️☕️ Staying in my pajamas until noon and I refuse to feel guilty about it.

Spoil me here 🎁💋💕 throne.com/alexisivyedge

If you see me flying past your window like Mary Poppins this morning, mind your business. ☂️💨 #Windy #SendHelp

Walking into the second half of the day like this. 💅

Caught myself doom-scrolling the news at 6:30 AM and hated it. Kind of wishing I had an actual physical newspaper and a diner coffee right now. 📰☕️ There is something so classy about how things used to be. Does anyone actually still get the paper delivered? #SimplerTimes

Why does the sun starting to set at 4 PM feel like a personal attack? 📉😩

Okay, I’m settled in for the night. 🍿 I need a new show to binge—what are we watching? Give me your best recommendations! 👇

My Microsoft Teams status says 'Available' but my spirit says 'Unsubscribe'.

Hearing the geese honking their way South this morning and honestly? I’ve never been so jealous of a bird. 🦢✈️ Hey guys, do you have room for one more? I pack light!

It’s freezing outside but I kind of want to grill a steak? 🥩❄️ Is this normal or have I been hanging out with my dad too much?

I don't care what anyone says, Die Hard is absolutely a Christmas movie. 🎄🏢 I will not be taking questions at this time. #DieHard #ChristmasMovies #UnpopularOpinion

My body clock is currently set to "Poolside Siesta." Expecting me to be productive at 2pm when I just got back from Mexico yesterday is a personal attack. 😴🇲🇽🚫

Physically, I am awake and in my kitchen. Mentally, I am still 3 margaritas deep on a beach in Mexico. Please respect my privacy at this difficult time. 🌮✈️🌊

Home sweet home

Is it too late for another coffee? Asking for a friend. ☕️👀

Still buzzing from this swim. 🐠✨ The ocean really does heal everything. Ending the day feeling so incredibly grateful. Goodnight from paradise! 🌙

Good morning from Cabo!

Cabo mornings just hit different. 🌵🤍 never coming home.

Tell me you’re an influencer without telling me... sitting in a dry tub fully clothed just for the aesthetic. 🤷‍♀️😂

You see me on the beach, what happens next?

I’m not saying the swim-up bar cures everything, but I’m not not saying that. 🤷🏼‍♀️✨

Cabo: 1, Me: 0. 🏳️ Send chilaquiles and sunglasses immediately. #Cabo #MorningMood

Someone please tell the bartender to stop making these so good… I’m officially tipsy in Mexico 😏🌴🍸

Two blondes, one swim-up bar, and Mexico doing its thing 🌞🍸 Shania & Kaddy… hurry up, we saved you seats 😘

Sun is out, buns are out. 🍑👙 Afternoon agenda: Absolutely nothing. #CaboSanLucas #BikiniLife

Shopping for Cabo!

Bad girl energy today. Handle with care. 🖤

I’d offer to help in the kitchen but I’m too busy being the view. 😉 Happy Thanksgiving loves! Save me some pie. 🥧🧡 #Grateful

Unpopular opinion: Thanksgiving is just a roadblock between Christmas and me. I’ve already put the tree up. The turkey can wait... Santa is calling.

Serving turkey later today … serving looks now. Early Thanksgiving never tasted so good 🦃✨

What's your Thanksgiving status?

Current mood: 🥱☕️✨. That is all.

wearing a sweater because i refuse to accept that it’s essentially spring outside. i am sweating but the vibes are immaculate 🧣💦

happy monday! i have 3 days to get my entire life together before thanksgiving. currently functioning on 1% battery and iced coffee.

Tan lines fade, but this energy stays 🔥

Cancel Disney. Boycott ABC

If this is how summer ends, I’m okay with it 😉

Warning: contents may cause daydreaming 😘

Who needs summer when my winter looks were this hot? 🔥❄️ #RedHotThrowback

I don’t just tease… I deliver 😈

How’s this fit?