Looks a bit good, this

We have many things you can listen to, and you should, because they’re great. But yeah, lemme know what your favourite song is, tell your mates and come to a show blah blah. Also pictured are some upcoming things. All wonderful, go get tickets as it helps out everyone.

That’s a lot of vocals to lay down in one and a half hours

NEXT SHOW HEROFEST AWARENESS KLAXON 🚨

The only show we’ve got coming up for a good while is this lovely time in July. Bargain ticket, great vibes all day and playing with some faves in a big beer garden. Was one of the best shows easily last year so proper worth a trip

Next thing with an absolute bounty of great bands for several great causes.

Guildford! That’s a first for us. Validate our efforts in trying to push the boat out a tiny bit. Plus, we get to play with our mates in LarryUnderscore73 and they’re the funnest and have giant tunes. We’re on at 8:15 but first band is on 6:15. Cheap bar, small venue

It probably won’t be as hot next weekend, so come to this no doubt very fun show in a little venue with a cheap bar

Massive thanks to all the legends who came out early for us at The Fighting Cocks Bar & Live Music Venue for It’s My Party and I’ll Cry If I Want Two Fest. It was an absolutely brilliant time on Saturday, so many great bands, awesome people and a really fun and positive vibe all day.

Next show in Guildford then we’re gonna chill for a bit and get some songs written.

Tomorrow here’s what’s going down for our reverse headliner extravaganza

Saturday 2:30pm in Kingston at The Fighting Cocks we’re opening up a banger of an all-dayer with a tonne of mates. It’s just a tenner, so hopefully see ya there. We’ll be playing at least one new song and stuff we don’t play as often, so yeaaaaaah, happy days.

Excited to play in a different place with some bands I haven’t seen.

WE ARE PLAYING ON SATURDAY BUT YOU CAN ALSO SEE FEW THOUGHTS, BALDHEAD, SHACKLEFORD. MAKING FRIENDS, KNOWFX, OLD CHASE, MODERN SHAKES AND CLAYFACE IF YOU WANT TO. I REGRETTED TYPING THIS OUT IN ALL CAPS ROUGHLY HALFWAY BUT IT’S TOO LATE TO REVERSE COURSE NOW, I HAVE OTHER STUFF TO DO.

See, you don’t need AI to steal IP and create crappy posters in seconds. Come and see us on Saturday for a tenner at 2:30pm and then watch all your other favourites until late. It’ll be magic.

SHOWS! FUN! THE PROMISE OF POTENTIALLY HAVING A GOOD TIME DEPENDENT ON A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT VARIABLES BUT POSITIVELY INFLUENCED BY HAVING SOME ROCK MUSIC POINTING AT YOU. Come to one or all of these.

Hi here’s our record, come and see us live in Kingston at The Fighting Cocks next Saturday at 2:30pm with a massive amount of very great bands. At least one living person thinks we’re better than The Beatles, so just let that sink in and deal with it. ourlivesincinema.bandcamp.com/album/eat-yo...

Coming up next, one of the best line-ups for the best price you’ll ever see.

New show! It’s forever away, but get tickets because I’m well excited and you deserve fun things for yourself

This was an absolutely top-tier night of fun times. Thanks everyone for turning up early and watching us and buying records and saying nice things and all that. Thanks Craig Nicholas Darran for having us on and cheers to Baldhead & Call Me Malcolm and Be Sharp Promotions for generally being the best

Fun show up on SoundCloud that we played for PhilanthroPunks at Freaks and Geeks back in November. It was my birthday and a silly fun time for a great cause at a brilliant venue. on.soundcloud.com/Bl1HlfZ0bS8U...

Missing MPF already? This’ll be a bit good.

Our remaining vinyl stock is on sale, as we’ve gotta fund getting new tees and other costly band endeavours. Grab one at Bandcamp or just send me a message saying “alright matey, I may as well grab one of these”. Cheers. Down to the last few splatter ones.

I have one vinyl mailer left and I’m off to the post office this afternoon. Be the recipient of it before I’m forced to order more. It’s sooooo cheap because I’m terrible at the business of being in a band. Take advantage of my stupidity, thank you. ourlivesincinema.bandcamp.com/album/eat-yo...

New show in Southend if I have any buddies that way.

Going on a postie run shortly to ship out some records to the lovely peeps who picked one up this week. We’re at the last of the splatter now, you don’t wanna miss out on that because they look lovely. A tenner, bargains innit. ourlivesincinema.bandcamp.com/album/eat-yo...

Friend Fest ‘26 was absolutely top-tier and full of the best bands and people. My favourite day out for 2 years running now. Thanks Making Friends!

This week, I have finally achieved the level of wisdom required to realise that Super Mario Bros. 3 is superior to Super Mario World. More challenging, better level design.

Friends Fest was exceptional, next up for us is a London party with our faves in Call Me Malcolm and Baldhead bought to you by Be Sharp Promotions. Grab advance tickets so we know what’s what. There’s a handful of chances left to catch us before we go into hibernation for a bit.

Looking forward to this one a lot with 4ft Fingers, Kicked In The Teeth and Missing The Scene. We shall be opening and setting the appropriate tone. Tix here - www.theunderworldcamden.co.uk/event/4ft-fi...

Some upcoming shows, and there’s a big super awesome fun one coming up to announce pretty soon.

Guaranteed fun times. Tix below pit.live/events/call-...

Loads of brilliant albums out this week and I loved all of these.

Support announced for the only Call Me Malcolm headline show of 2026 👀 Baldhead & Our Lives In Cinema join the party 🎈 🎟 pit.live/events/call-... 🎟

Bandcamp Friday = A good time to help us out and receive a mint 10/10 experience for your troubles. ourlivesincinema.bandcamp.com/album/eat-yo...

Loving this on my train journey. Slowburn, slightly countrified, triumphant beautiful emo-alt indie vibes with some lush horns in the mix. Lovely. Headphones while working/Sunday morning hangover album #racingmountpleasant

I listened to this for the first time in ages last night, and I’m more proud of this than anything else I’ve ever done. It’s essentially an emo-posthardcore/pop-punk album with some skate elements, but I think we bought something original to that. ourlivesincinema.bandcamp.com/album/eat-yo...

Here is Roscoe, modelling what you’ll see is a Totoro costume, from the popular Japanese animated movie ‘My Neighbor Totoro’. He doesn’t understand what that is, and thus isn’t able to appreciate it on the same level that I’m able to. Looks warm though. #chihuahuas

SHOWS! Look at em, fucking loads of gooduns. More to announce soon too.

Who’s coming to the beach? Not long now. Up there with the best all-dayer line-ups I’ve ever seen

It’s ok, tell your mates

Don’t Worry tonight in New Cross, with us, Muttering and Sarah Tonin. Thanks Real Life Presents. First Christmas party of the year. Is there a greater time to be given the gift of emo noise? We’ll see. Come along, it’ll be laughs. tix here - pit.live/events/dont-...

Two show left for 2025 in London and Manchester. Best way to go out on a busy year, before a few months of downtime to work on new things. See you there!

Alrighty, the next OLIC show is at Signature Brew, Haggerston for the Bats Bats Bats album launch. We’re be joined by the lovely, You Will Eat Bugs. It’s one of the funnest venues so come on down. Smash that “I’m interested” button please on the event listing and buy an advance if you’re really nice

Another new show in our big year of playing all the shows, is the big Don't Worry Xmas bash! Joining us in merriment will be Muttering and Sarah Tonin. It will be very festive and filled with peace and love and all that, grab tix here and be a goodun: pit.live/events/dont-...

Coming at ya soon from us lot. Could use an October booking, a scary Halloween 🎃 extravaganza. Anyone got anything for us?

Next shows! Two more to announce for 2025 but we can probably fit another two in before the year is out, so come at us plz.