LRP stares at Valefor x Paxton…

"You can't ship those characters because they have a problematic height gap" well, strictly speaking we can't ship ONE of them. The other is well within the size and weight limits of most domestic parcel couriers.

thank you t4t love sex and friendship

// CW Somnophilia talk I do also feel like as far as OCs go, Lunette would probably be a little into somno stuff (as always, with proper prior talks about it and full consent). I imagine that when sleeping they tend to return to statue form. But if they fell asleep beneath the moon to stay human…

Enough wholesome thoughts about Lunette. I need the fact that they don’t wear underwear by default (unless they’re outright told by someone to put some on) to cause a moment where they get upskirted and their cute cock is on display for all if only for JUST a brief moment.

The more I think about the fact that Ariel is the fae who acts the most uptight about sex but is also the one out of the four who has objectively fucked THE MOST the funnier it gets.

Fae magic is really wonderful. @thexteras.bsky.social! #GPOSERSNSFW

Thought of Sitri doing one of those “spend time with a celebrity” raffles where people pay for a ticket and whoever wins gets to spend time with him and it ends up that an awkward nervous Eulmoran nerd wins the raffle and Sitri thinks “hmmm, okay 😅” only to end up getting some of the best dick ever.

// Clowns and creepy faces (?) ❝ And for our next performance, an eeeextra special magic show~🩷 ❞ [They/It for OC] (🔞) #GPOSERSNSFW #Elezen #ThexSnaps

Love is stored in the balls 💙 (🔞) #GPOSERSNSFW #Elezen #Garlean #ThexSnaps

New Lunette thought: since they’re only able to be fully human under a full moon they have no idea/forget how sensitive their body is until someone touches them under those conditions. This is especially true of their nipples. If you fondle those under a full moon they can cum from just that alone.

Someone make a werewolf/warg OC so I can have Lunette get knotted under the full moon in their non-statue form— [*I am violently dragged off stage by a cane*]

Note to self after I sleep to share my Anemos x Alice thoughts because I was having some yesterday about the nature of their relationship and Anemos’s confused view of affection while struggling to see what Alice sees in xem and also both of them sharing the experience of “self made men(things)”.

Underrated part about Valefor x Paxton sex is how Paxton sounds like he’s about to die/makes noises like he’s the one taking it up the ass whenever he’s topping Valefor purely because his orgasms take so long to actually allow him to cum that he gets overstimulated to hell and back.

I simply need someone cupping their dick and balls as they get ready to bed them outdoors beneath the full moon and purring about how whichever sculptor crafted every inch of them did a sublime job and created it *perfectly* for them. Body worship but your partner is a literal piece of art.

LRP I don’t even go here but I’d risk it all at the speed of light

Emperor’s throne, now there’s TWO lore accurate alien twinks!

You like Xenos men, don’t you? 🫵 I see that uptick in attention towards my men art You can find more on my Patreon 😉

It’d be kind of funny if Lunette had so much vitriol toward Ariel but Alice tries to rizz them up while not realising there’s war happening between his spouse and their ex FWB

Until All Of Lakeland Can Hear Them, on every surface, until the world crumbles, every position, every—

I talk about my OCs with small dicks like that Costco CEO who threatened someone that tried to raise the price of the hotdogs, out here like "if you change the size of this one's fucking dick to be any bigger I will kill you"

I have to hold myself back from posting Lunette backshots

Mentally I’m still here I’ll be real

I need to refresh myself on the name of every Lakeland knight but I know at *least* one of them was kissing Lunette beneath the moonlight as it let them take their fully human form and then proceeding to make them moan right there between the hedges

Feeling my brain melt slightly as I gradually watch myself giving Lunette more and more ass

This was meant to say Strike not Stroke but you get the idea

Riveting new OC details

NSFW WIP but ouuuuugh EmmaYwain boypussy mind control real

Chio gender affirmation moment I imagine has occurred is them hooking up with an Ishgardian trans man who is struggling with himself while at some stuffy function and having a “Idgaf what you’re packing down there, if you say you’re a man then I’ll work with what I’m given” moment

Chio: CBT and Masochism/Violence Valefor: Knifeplay and doing it in Risky places (he’s fucked in Bozja more than once) Sitri: Cumplay, Bukkake and Rough Sex Pyrite: They generally *are* more reserved on sex talk because of their dysmorphia…but they *are not* shy about *really* liking Pegging.

Chio: Painplay, Bloodplay F!ndom, BDSM, displays of physical strength, CBT (doing it on others) and generally things oriented around them being handed power/control over others. They also do like fighting in a sexual context/as foreplay because “pain and pleasure both remind me I still live”.

// CW violence Entering my ChioZenos sadism mind palace again they have to beat the shit out of each other with enthusiastic consent. I just imagined Chio choking him and him being *ecstatic*.

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Bored, ask me weird sex things about my haunted robot

Thinking about the first time Paxton got hit with The Knot from Valefor. Him going “What The Fuck Is Happening Now?” The first time Valefor shows him the changes down there. I think the moment he feels it swell the first time Valefor uses it on him he gets so flustered the orgasm jumpscares him.

It finally happened, they got called for real

The "waiting for my spouses to get back" attire #ThexSnaps

For the Fae Four it’s usually that Alice gets to wake up to a morning blowjob with the other three sucking him off together at the same time which then devolves into either him taking each of them one by one as the other two watch (while pleasuring each other) or it’s a double spitroast situation.

plaything #LeonKennedy #ResidentEvilRequiem

You fuck Chio from behind and you get to watch the ripple of their ass and how it makes their tramp stamp jiggle

// CW Tokophobia / breeding Thought about EmmaYwain with Emma frantically mating pressing Ywain (after Ywain’s meticulous “dismantle this man through training him via temptation” plans come to fruition) while Ywain drools and moans praises and dirty talk about giving House Fortemps another heir.

Red Hot and Deep Blue both sending in the highest amount of paid subs to Mal’s Sol9 OF streams so they can watch him strip and get hard untouched at the gym and the only person who manages to outdo them is Tyrant/Adamas after he finds out about said streams as well.

🔥💧🔞

Ywain and Calamari tracking Chio and co. But in tandem Fandaniel is tracking them both too and that’s how he sees Calamari and is like “Oh…hello~😏”. Man saw voidsent clown ass from behind and it made him forget his plan for a sec.

LRP ...Paxton

sorry, i was raised in a remote outpost and all my education was pertaining to warfare, i never learned how to jerk off

Still thinking about the day Áed realised they could give themself tits like Ariel by just grabbing some extra clay and adding it to themself but specifically because of the fact that they got slightly competitive and went “well in that case mine need to be bigger”