Today I had to fix my chicken’s prolapsed vent. How, you ask? Well… I gloved up, lubed up, whispered my apologies as I gently shoved it back in like some kind of poultry trauma surgeon. How was your day?... 🐔 🧴🧤 😱

I think it’s pretty obvious by now that I’m completely obsessed with my dog, Banjo. He’s my whole world. People seem to enjoy seeing his little face as much as I do… so I’m wondering, does Banjo need his own account? More Banjo? (I have so many videos too!)

Banjo's current mood: 🧿 ᴥ 🧿 He is over the photos

Banjo's current mood: 🧿 🧿 ⏝

Banjo's current mood: 🧿﹏🧿 (he played to rough and has a boo-boo)

Banjo's current mood: 🧿ᴗ🧿

Banjo's current mood: 🧿︵🧿

Sometimes nature catches me unprepared 🕸

Banjo's current mood: 🧿👄🧿

Mac mini pro purchased! 2-3 week delivery, anxiety made me delay 2 days BUT I did it.

11 days till Autumn. Can not wait for cooler weather! bring on winter days of 18 Celsius

I have bad anxiety. Just went to buy a Mac Mini online, machine of my dreams, got to purchase now, had a full blown panic attack. Now I'm in bed shaking and crying. Why am I like this? I hate it. 😭

Banjo's current mood: Just thinking. 💙

14 February 2026 Barack Obama Aliens are real .... youtu.be/uI-hgSE5QIw?...

First thing I see every morning 🥰

Hey, any Mac heads around? About to order a Mac Mini with M4 Pro chip, 14-core CPU, 20-core GPU, 64GB RAM, 1TB storage. Is this a solid setup, or should I tweak anything? Thanks in advance

If aliens exist, invade us. Seriously, please do it. At this point it would feel like a rescue mission.

A functioning democracy depends on the right to dissent. We must be free to gather, to protest, to raise our voices without fear. Democracy dies when protest is criminalised. Please read attached.

Tomorrow people are gathering in Sydney to protest the arrival of Isaac Herzog, cited by the UN Commission of Inquiry for direct & public incitement to commit genocide. NSWs Premier has moved to ban the protest using special police powers. The people's voice will not be silenced. 🕊 ✊️

One of these is not like the others.... 🤔

Banjo's current mood: Derp #pug

Banjo's current mood: Plotting #pug

Banjo wants you to know: The grass really is greener (on the other side of his yard) #pug

Banjo's current mood: Exhausted from watching me mow the lawn ...... He told me I missed some spots. #pug

Meek dropped Fabulous three days ago, and it lives up to the name. The lyrics hit, the visuals are stunning, and the tune is seriously addictive. New Anthem unlocked. youtu.be/x-FLnQrUGTc?...

Me? obsessed with Banjo?, absolutely not. Anyway, here’s the design I made for a teeshirt, a pin, a coffee mug...🤭

Banjo's current mood: HOT, its 36 Celsius... He jumped in his pool after this. #pug

Banjo wants to remind you, even when the world feels heavy, there’s always a moment to pause, breathe, and play. 💙 #pug

You can walk into any home in the world, and third drawer down in the kitchen, tea towels are staring back at you. It’s one of life’s mysteries.

Even when the world feels dark, there’s always a moment of joy if you look for it.

On January 27 the Doomsday Clock was moved to 85 seconds to midnight, the closest we have ever been to annihilation. This isn’t just symbolism, it’s a stark reminder of how real the threats we face are. #DoomsdayClock

We all saw the video. We saw them shoot Alex Pretti at point blank range. We saw them execute him. We saw it. Don’t let them rewrite history. Say his name. #AlexPretti

banjo's current mood: Revenge, a fly won't leave him alone.... #pug

Banjo's current mood: Watching… and judging… but mostly loving 💙

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” George Orwell

Banjo has something he wants to say: Fuck ICE

Banjo's current mood: Hen pecked...

Chinese guide to Pug Wrinkles Center: Fingerprint wrinkle → Fortune crease (王/一) = luck & leadership. Nose: Expression lines → Wealth lines = prosperity & harmony. Cheeks: Side folds → Protective folds = ward off misfortune. Forehead: Brow lines → Wisdom & insight. Love Banjo 💋

Banjo's current mood: Loaf

4 years ago I made Belles cottage in the Sims4, was so happy with how it turned out #TheSims

Banjo's current mood: Done with this timeline.

Sims 4 content, work in progress Jack Russell Lots to do, but so far ? #TheSims4 #TheSims

Banjo’s current mood: practising hypnosis. "You are feeling sleepy. You want to give me a second dinner."

Banjo's current mood: Over the rain ⛈️

Banjo's current mood: Reflecting

Banjo's current mood: communing with nature.

Banjo's current mood: Sleepy 😴

Drumroll, please… Princess Peach has arrived! Lady Marmalade is reserving judgment. 🥰

Im obsessed with Banjo, that face 😍 #pug

Banjo's subtle hint its play time. 💙