I've been entertaining my partner with U2 puns as I thought Morocco's keeper was called Bono My favourite was that he saved the penalty as he moves in mysterious ways. Yes, we have been drinking.

Scooby, there are by-laws prohibiting Fox hunting.

I would like to thank the thoughtless asshole that shouted outside our house at full time, waking up the dog, who then woke me up. The dog is now asleep, I bet that asshole is too. I'm awake and have been for an hour.

I don't think Neymar ever really recovered in the public eye from all the memes of him rolling around after not being fouled. Was always a bit of a laughing stock after that.

Was Gabi arguing with Martin there?

Haaland is quite good at the football.

This was an outstanding wine to finish off the weekend. Couldn't be further away from the oaky style of Chardonnay if it tried.

That's a penalty

What a fabulous goal that was.

That's a shame. I was looking forward to Big Gabi having a holiday.

We opened a South African Chenin for tonight's match. Delicious wine from Elgin. Cool climate straw, jasmine, tangerine and green apple. Lots of minerality. Bought yesterday at the Good Wine Shop.

Did that interviewer really ask the goalscorer about his dead daughter and parents?

I mean on the plus side, at least we can get to bed soon.

I'm excited for this hydration break. Something might happen.

Why does every match seem to be on ITV?

I think the South African defender did actually get a touch on the ball first. Probably needs ultra-edge to see it though.

www.maptap.gg June 28 97🔥 96🔥 100🎯 95🏅 84😁 Final score: 930 West Africa is always difficult for me.

My partner has just arrived home after basically two weeks in Paris and Munich for work. Put her bags down, looked at the scorers for the France v Norway game and said "Aasgaard? Arsenal should buy him to look after Hincapie". I believe this will be the peak of her world cup punditry.

Stutter penalties should be punishable by electric shock therapy.

Morning walks with Scooby along the river have been the best part of every day this week.

So I guess I'm awake now.

When the commentator said that Leo scored against West Ham last month it didn't feel right. I've just checked and it was. It feels so much longer ago.

Tried smoking some meat in the BBQ for the first time today. Not perfect but still pretty delicious. Definitely a learning curve. Went with a chilled Cinsault to pair with it.

I think it might be flying ant day in Surbiton today.

I feel for Cote d'Ivoire, they have been so much fun to watch this evening.

The way that ball nestled in the top corner was especially pleasing.

That was peak Nicholas Jackson.

That is genuinely funny.

As it is tongue out Tuesday. Scooby at his dorkiest.

Pick that out.

Yay, Japan.

I really was expecting more out of the Netherlands v Japan match. Not had much reason to look up at the TV.

I had a feeling Morocco were going to rue all those chances.

No shock that Casemiro and Bruno G can't cope with the speed Morocco are moving the ball. Morocco are looking very good.

www.maptap.gg June 9 100🎯 100🎯 93🎉 94👑 86🌞 Final score: 926

www.maptap.gg June 8 99🎯 100🎯 95🏅 91😁 94👑 Final score: 944

www.maptap.gg June 7 95🏅 100🎯 86😁 82😁 86🎓 Final score: 871

I'm going to eat some chicken, finish this champagne and start a bonfire. Then I might drink rum.

We can't keep going long and give no support to the target man. It just keeps on coming back.

We scored seven minutes ago. It feels like half an hour.

PMT is kicking in.

Think I'll seriously deplete this with all the braaing I'll be doing this weekend.

How are any of us meant to get to sleep tonight?

CHAMPIONS!

I do not like this.

I would be really beneficial to my mental and cardiac health if Bournemouth could do the decent thing and score a second goal.

Nerves cranked up again.

I've a combination of exhaustion and also have far too much adrenaline pumping through my veins.

That was torturous. But three delicious, nutritious points. Two to go.

I'm a little spooked. We've had a superstition since Christmas of opening a bottle of Champagne for every Arsenal match. Tried not to tonight as it's Monday. Relented and opened a bottle in the 36th minute, first sip was taken moments before the goal. Maybe there is something in this...