I was gone so long you started a family, god bless that man’s tolerance for all things basic.

This was a bedshitting for the ages by the Cavs, legendary even for a franchise from Cleveland.

This is low hanging fruit but hey, why struggle with taller branches.

I wonder what comes out of him.

What in the 'Merica!?

Here’s my legendary operational awareness, had no idea the other guy had fallen off the cliff.

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs? On a Saturday night?!?

The ether was wearing off, the acid was all gone, but the mescaline was coming on strong.

What’s their collective take on your basicness?

Late July, 95 degrees with oppressive humidity at Truist Park and the 3rd inning rolls around. “Think I’ll go grab a Bat Flip.”

Bammers are writing a fascinating narrative on the other app. “Hello, Collegiate Banner Company, this is the University of Alabama. We’d like to make an order.”

Pounding the over.

David Lynch's original TWIN PEAKS finale is on MeTV sister channel MeTV+ tonight at 10pm ET. This may be its first airing on free, broadcast TV since 1991. MeTV+ is available over the air in many markets and on live TV streamers like Frndly TV. #TwinPeaks #DavidLynch #FilmSky

Woke up to that ominous smell and then had to express my dog’s anal glands, easy like Sunday morning indeed.

San Jose State and Temple have the same number of 10 win football seasons, that being 3. That’s the most useless tidbit of information you’ll get this entire holiday week, you’re welcome.

Auburn basketballs again on Monday, Oregon might be too tough to run up the score on so we can see the you know who’s.

Auburn heading into another football season:

Let’s check out how things are going on Elon’s app…

I’m a little surprised that professional cosplayer Kristi Noem wasn’t wearing stripes or a full on prison guard outfit.

I see more pushback on Elon’s site AFTER the mass exodus to this platform.

This is comedy of the highest order not because of the obvious insults. Those in and of themselves aren’t really funny. But they’re purely a setup for the syphilis diagnosis line, which is delivered with such seriousness to be hilarious.

With Andrew Tate now making the rounds in Florida keep in mind that the United States and Romania have what appears to be a pretty ironclad extradition treaty. When they want him and his equally creepy brother back they should be sent the fuck back.

Let’s check in and see what’s going down on the app I still refer to as Twitter…

Here’s by far the best thing I saw on tonight’s Super Bowl telecast.

Drake is down so bad right now that the 22-2 Drake Bulldogs have requested that you refer to them as “That College In Des Moines Bulldogs.”

Super Bowl discourse on the bird app is…something.

This Super Bowl Sunday has taught me that you can in fact have too much Matthew McConaughey.

Ohhh Hakeem Jeffries, not like this (credit @lonelytalegater.bsky.social )

Your Supporting Actor of the Day is Billy Dee Williams.

So great!

Your Supporting Actress of the Day is Fairuza Balk.

I received this DM over on the hellscape bird app and there’s not a chance in hell I reply. What am I being thanked for? You’ve got bigger fish to fry than worrying about your approval rating on a social media app. Everyone thought you were creepy, now they all rightfully believe you’re a predator.

WHEN HARRY MET SALLY (1989) on Paramount+ appears to include the original music — unlike a version Amazon was selling digitally at one point (with no indication that tracks from Sinatra, Bing Crosby and Harry Connick, Jr. had been replaced.) www.npr.org/2012/01/03/1... #FilmSky

Your Supporting Actor of the Day is Michael V. Gazzo.

We exist in the weirdest timeline.

Your Supporting Actor of the Day is Stanley Tucci.

Your Supporting Actress of the Day is Khandi Alexander.

Your Supporting Actor of the Day is Jeremy Strong.

Your Supporting Actor of the Day is Terry Crews.

Let’s follow up on how the discourse on the plane collision in DC is going over on the bird app.

Your Supporting Actor of the Day is Barry Corbin.

Let’s check in on how tragic plane collision discourse is going over on the bird app.

Your Supporting Actress of the Day is Jenette Goldstein.