WYJO breaking records!!! #TexasHockey

When the 12 pack is $2 more than the 6 pack, you have to drink an extra beer each night.

New 3 on 3 OT rule: you can’t leave the Ozone once you enter or it’s a penalty

Well that was a stupid play by Sam. I hope he’s okay.

WYJO record please! #TexasHockey

Jake! #TexasHockey

Baby shit soft call ref

Thats my fault fam. I finished my beer and hadn’t grabbed a new one yet #TexasHockey

I’d like to see Bisch shoot that on the ice far side to get it kicked out to the streaking Ritz

I’ve successfully discarded 6 posts since the start of this game.

FUCK HIM UP RITZY! #TexasHockey

SUCK IT BILLY! #TexasHockey

Esa Lindell: shin pad assassin

Robo not beating the “good dude” accusations after checking on Quinn and saying “sorry man” #TexasHockey

IT CAN’T BE BOTH INTERFERENCE AND EMBELLISHMENT!! PICK ONE.

National broadcast making up penalties against the Stars. Make like Nathan MacKinnon with a yawning net in a gold medal game and miss me with that shit

ROBO YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN #TexasHockey

Fucking hell Jamie that one’s on you

First shot of the game 7 minutes in. Not what I expected for this tilt

goal. Good for you Erne

Great now im 6-2 my stomach

You green idiots

DeSmith, that DeSucked

Thats one big Bichs!

Well that wonky

Tyler Myers has a breakaway every game. One day he will accidentally bury one #TexasHockey

A Sammy Slammy! #TexasHockey

HARLS OT HERO! #TexasHockey

Jesus H Tap Dancing Christ. Quit playing to not lose

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck

Bunting gets his first as a Star! #TexasHockey

Bluesky, the Dallas Stars app

WYJO!!!! #TexasHockey

Dutchy highlight reel shit #TexasHockey

I guess I just didnt see Ritzy do anything to warrant a roughing minor in all of that

Jamie back to back PP goals! #TexasHockey

Beat that ass Ritzy!

Punch Tyler Myers in the neck? DM: you must roll a 2 or better.

Stop playing with your food #TexasHockey

That’s right Jason, youre a terrible skater and should only ask for 12.5x8 this summer. Remember we don’t care if you score 40+. You can’t skate. 12.5

ROBO ROBO! #TexasHockey

WYJO IS INEVITABLE #TexasHockey

Holy shit Nils was MOVING on that back check #TexasHockey

Robo givith Robo Scoreth #TexasHockey

DJ Steel strikes AGAIN #TexasHockey

Jamie gets it going early! #TexasHockey

If you burn your mouth on the lunch you just microwaved the best remedy is to take a bite from the other side of the container where the food is still ice cold.

A Jamie Benn powerplay goal in these unprecedented times?? #TexasHockey

Oskar the trash man! #TexasHockey