Boomer parent challenge: Connection without triangulation!

Hey Yyj peeps, anyone else notice that a new restaurant is going in where Meet (the vegan place) used to be? No joke it is gonna be a place I think called "Meat" serving BBQ

I am diving deep into auto-fiction over on Substack. Give me a subscribe open.substack.com/pub/elisefer...

One day I will walk into a bookstore and see my besties book on the shelf, and I will buy a copy

I am slowly changing my life for the better with soup

I lost two left handed gloves. This doesn't make sense. I only have one left hand.

Up for a short writing challenge? Join me in the @nycmidnight.bsky.social 250-word Microfiction Challenge on December 5th! Learn more at nycmidnight.com/25

Soup Club elite

About once a day I think about how Ribfest got ribbed off in such a saucy way

Thinking of doing Movember a month early to commit to a bit for a Halloween costume

Be careful of getting mink oiled

Despite being flawed and sometimes messy, we are creating the emotional safety that we never got in the environments we grew up in

In some stores, the cost of goods includes a shoplifting fee (shrinkage). In other stores, the cost of goods is inflated to pay for security guards. What is this rent-a-coptics?

We live in a time that feels voluminous and ominous. Do not like.

How is it we have such muscle memory/intuition for which one is the cold water tap and which one is the hot water tap?

The only strings attached I will accept are on petticoats, not pettiness

Keeping my likes analog folks.

At least we can all still pretend everything is ok

Turns out the way to get to my heart is to come over and clean my bbq

My turn to miss the dog

Happy birthday to my deceased grandmother (RIP), my brother-in-law, and my metamour

Basic to domestic pipeline

Goodnight Blue Sky

Many of my closest friendships started out as Twitter randos back in the day. I have brought pets over international borders for most of them.

Do you untuck your hotel bedsheets before you get in bed or are you a monster who likes to sleep with your feet squished flat like a ballerina en pointe.

Emo Dads

Happy Father's Day to two of my favourite dad friends in the world @kellyblack.ca @eliseianfields.bsky.social

Using AI softwares to get ideas when the writer’s block strikes may not seem so bad to you, but I’ve found asking a tarot deck for help is way more fun and won’t make your planet inhabitable in the nearby future, so you’ll still have an audience to read your work. You should try it sometime:p

My bestie is going viral on LinkedIn. They are really working it.

The correct response to "Do you want ice?" is no.

In the past year I've acquired a collection of vintage porn magazines. Some from a retired garbage truck driver, decades of mags from a widow cleaning out her husband's boxes in the basement, and some from a guy rocking a toupée in a marble floored mansion. Here are some highlights from 1981. Thread

In the past year I've acquired a collection of vintage porn magazines. Some from a retired garbage truck driver, decades of mags from a widow cleaning out her husband's boxes in the basement, and some from a guy rocking a toupée in a marble floored mansion. Here are some highlights from 1981. Thread

Aftercare, but for your life

At the stage of friendship where I gave the air a fist bump when I learned my bestie's dog peed and pooed after a surgery

No email has ever found me well.

Thread: If you have a voice in your head that nearly 24/7 is telling you that you're awful and that the bad things are happening to you are your fault: that's trauma and you don't have to live like that, look into cptsd

I still think it is funny that when my hair was at it's longest, I randomly ended up on a TV commercial for a hair salon chain. True story.

Shedding 10,000 skins

Your art is art even if no one else sees it. Art is in the imagining. Happens in your heart and mind and bones.

Hey pals, my egg is cracked, you can use he/they when referring to me!

Rich tech cunts can steal everything ever written but I cannot search the text of a book stored somewhere online even if I possess a physical copy in my hands.

Wait until the poly people discover being best friends with someone

Wow. The universe is amazing.

What a robot question to ask

Technology is so amazing. I was asked today by a website if I was human, lol

Currently obsessed with this video from a Midwest US pizza chain. The intro is something else and should be sampled by DJs youtube.com/shorts/k1_sL...

Not as mad anymore. Thanks Jerry from Douglas St Shoppers you are such a gem

True story, learned today there is a company called "Corporation Service Company"

Bestfriend love is the best friend love