Good morning, let’s go get coffee

A wise poet once said “can you blow my mind instead of my whole body” and yet, can’t find anyone to do the first one and a ton of empty promises on the second one (which can’t really happen without the first one) so you can say that question is just rhetorical and it’s sad

Remember when I was supposed to post on this app? Me either

Still got the workout done today with a giant hangover so I’m proud.

Haven’t posted here in a while but here’s some gym progress 😮‍💨😌

Marvel Rivals and then some Pokemon Legends Arceus, woo! Is this milkshake working so you come to my yard (stream)?

Baking some cookies, opening more of the adventure calendar and chatting about gay things come hang out <3

Omg thank YOU for watching 🧡🥹

Playing Marvel Rivals on stream in addition to trying to look like a superhero. Come join 👉👈😙

What to do to cope with Sunday scaries

Playing Pokémon Legends: Arceus and opening my advent calendar on stream today. Come hang out? 😙

Hi bloomfies <3

Bro is saying he’s offering Thanksgiving beef but those gills making it look more like a whole seafood buffet

Can u take the heat? Bet you can’t 🔥

Un año más 🧡

It’s always the “little things” 🥰

I forgot to add this here but I felt really proud of my progress and work today so I’m posting it everywhere and idc tysm 🙂‍↕️

- A job ✅ - Good relationship with father ✅ (distance aside) - Neurotypical brain ✅ - Ability to top ✅ (preferences aside) - Driver’s license ✅ I am the supreme, I’m afraid.

What’s yours?

Honestly this is the only thing I feel I have control over nowadays and it’s therapeutic.

Oh yeah, I clean up nice too 😌

Happy Tuesday. Have you put in the work today? 💦🏋️‍♂️

Addicting

Thank u to everyone that came to stream. I loved the energy tonight. You all make Mondays less dreary <3

Working out in Jammies is actually super comfy, who knew?

Am I the only one that feels as though he’s suffocating if he sleeps with his head fully under the covers and no ventilation? I run cold always but I’d rather my face be cold than my lungs on fire I’m sorry

Introduce yourself with four videogames: Honestly this is the longest I’ve thought about a post

GM

I love sassy people I love sassy people I love sassy people I love sassy people I love sassy people I am sassy people

Hey, pssst, come ‘ere.

My friends are going out tonight while I work so they send me lil’ “miss you” notes to make me feel included and guys, I think I’m putting a ring on them 🥰

If anyone’s looking for alternatives to GoodReads, I highly recommend StoryGraph. It’s owned by a black woman, and the platform is so much more accessible and easy to use.

Dandadan making me cry, Dandadan putting me in my feels, Dandadan this, Dandadan that—listen I’m not responsible for your heartache I’m tired of the 1am phone calls.

I’ve been working my butt off (literally) so that you can…erm…reskeet 👉👈

This could’ve been an epic MySpace pic with Misery Business lyrics playing on my profile

Stop. You’re invited to my party. You have to bring your favorite book and a Pokemon that is not of your favorite typing. Dress code is cozy.

I have this feeling often

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He’s this app’s official Pokemon Professor

Good morning blueskyyyy You make me happy <3

gaining followers on here and rapidly losing followers on twitter

First day back since I was sick and I hated every second of it but my waist is still slutty so yay I guess

Disloyal engagements in which pure Disney-like love is unachievable. Humans were made to mate for life like penguins or swans. Also an excuse to just lay around like harlots.

Thank you to everyone who came and wished me a happy affiliate anniversary and spends any of their time watching me be a fool on camera, I love u, thank you for everything <3 🥹

Live playing Smash Bros rn, if u wanna smash <3

This mama is great against guys whose strat is to rely on BDE if u know what I mean.

Pls lmk if I followed you on X so I can follow back (◡‿◡✿)

As the sun wanes, so do I 🌅 I become baby who needs hot cocoa and hugs.

🌱❤️‍🩹

Hands up who does exactly this