remember "I don't agree with what you say but I'll defend your right to say it"? nope, me neither, sounds like a cool line for a movie though

amazing documentation on the price is right fandom page

had a dream where the animaniacs had a dad and at the end of every episode he'd get the shit beaten out of him for all the chaos his children caused

maybe i should dedicate this account to posting pics of bad baseball camera angles

damn now hamlet has to update his soliloquy

first ever IL stint attributed to chakra imbalance

disgusting that members of the so-called tolerant left are laughing at scott adams just because he shit himself to death after eating two dilberitos in the same day

Attempt to dial 1-900-490-FREAK

Most (potentially all) of their college content is likewise impacted, this is insane. Saturdays are huge for #ESPNPlus events, and there's no other way to watch.

www.azcentral.com/story/news/l... local news outlets in Phoenix covered this story this weekend taking the cops' word as fact. like with most stories involving law enforcement and fentanyl, it should not be believed.

was originally just gonna post "WHY IS IT LIKE THIS" but idk today is april first...

Do you or someone you know work at an Arizona airport and believe you are witnessing deportation flights? Please, reach out to me via email at JerodMacEvoy @ AzMirror.com PGP in bio. Signal given via email.

BREAKING: trump announces all of the "lesser" GEICO mascots will be deported to el salvador to align with his latest executive order. makes a point the gecko will not be affected. unclear if cavemen will be.

finally an adaptation that stays true to the source material

Here's what 3 of them look like.

jasmine wins the battle for The Soft Blanket; lucy is forced to sleep next to the creepy cat dolls

can't believe we let people frame being fired for cause in the entertainment industry as "cancellation" like this dude could always say that and nobody would care, if you had to have wide public appeal for a living then maybe it would be different (though we've seen that's not really true either)

BREAKING: Mr. Beast has announced his engagement to Mr. Bean. While not yet confirmed, insiders speculate they will take each other's name in a like-for-like swap.

targeting reviews are either confirmed or overturned; they confirmed it was not targeting apparently

not a fan of officials who just put like two fingers on their wrist to signal holding; have some respect for the call and commit

I do think I'd make an excellent NFL commentator; "oh yes they're letting them play very good", "oh here's a flag oh yes now I believe you're not allowed to interfere with your opponent"

reposting this on here since nobody captured this egregiously wrong call in cardinals-vikings twitter.com/iliketofootb...

the sad part about this is that applying the scientific method could pretty easily dismantle the winning arguments of this election, but we restrict that to test tubes and stuff and leave policy analysis to eugenics-believing weirdos

🚨NEW: Did you know that last summer, YouTube reversed its policy of taking down false claims of widespread fraud in U.S. elections? You’ll never believe what happened next! Researchers at @mmfa.bsky.social got the receipts, and it’s pretty bad:

important to remember tonight when everyone is monster mashing

Sein Kampf: the lost Seinfeld episode

and when younger generations begin to suffer from Alzheimer's in greater numbers they can send us to this foreign place as punishment

glad we have video now so I can share how the mets are doing

trump campaign rally in fentanyl flats: trump dances in front of the Alien Ant Farm Smooth Criminal music video looping uninterrupted for 97 minutes before remarking "it's sad really, we used to be a proper nation" all news outlets call the election for him the next morning

he wants to spend one night with Taylor Sheridan's favorite horse

ugh not sure how to handle this drunken sailor and the search results are NOT HELPFUL

threw a guy out of my Snowpiercer watch party for not cheering when they announced how long the train was

www.newscientist.com/article/2444... We need to explore more efficient cooling options, even if it's just something as basic as only cooling certain parts of our living spaces instead of the whole area.

impending AMOC collapse may disrupt the boys' return to town, climate scientists warn

kind of messed up to do my man Crustable like that in your Uncrustables ad

lavender (who had her left eye removed a few weeks ago but that's not important) has a very raspy/nonexistent meow which evolved from me saying she was gasping into me calling her The Bad Boy Mowers Gasparilla Bowl because my brain is incorrect

TIME TO PARTY

one good thing about the conference dying www.cbssports.com/college-foot...

finally, the moon will have its revenge

love watching sports on The CW