@leedseurope.bsky.social is that screenshot post of Rob Kenyon’s cousin real? If so, it’s absolutely hilarious that even his extended family doesn’t like him.

This is humorous post, I do not intend to inspire anyone. I just thought of the plot of a thriller where they find Farage’s body dismembered in the back of a store called “Linda’s Scrunchies”. He’s working there during retirement, but someone from the past resurfaces and chokes him with hair ties

Well, I, for one, am shocked. Shocked, I tell you. Who could possibly have known that the Raise the Colours crowd was led by violent thugs with low impulse control? Now it is important not to paint everyone who partakes in this flagshagging activity with the same brush, But it does raise questions.

My little niece went to a birthday party wearing her grandma’s bracelet. A boy snatched it from her wrist, broke it and laughed. Niece collected all the pearls from the floor, then turned and punched the boy as hard as she could, and tried (her words) to “break his ankle”.Now she’s eating ice cream.

The iPaper says “Polling reveals that Labour under Andy Burnham would win 20-% of votes at the next election. Two points more than under Starmer, but three behind Reform” This is great to hear. He’s not even started and he’s already filling the gap. Go Andy!!

Are there any voters from Makersfield that I can speak to (on social media, not on the phone!) I just want to know what the atmosphere is like there, what your family, friends and neighbours say about the by-election, etc No judgement on your choice of voting.

I just discovered that George Finch is 19 and he is in charge of £500 million pounds council budget. This is atrocious.

Do you realise he is 19. This guy is 19. A 19 year old is a council leader. He is in charge of millions of pounds of budget. A 19 year old. God.

This absolute Reform c has for some reason become leader of two councils. He looks like a school bully, or a new Boris Johnson. Was on Channel 5 debating with Marina Purkiss and - of course - defending Robert Kenyon.

Every day is a school day for Robert Kenyon. Alison he’s from your neck of the woods! 😂 @alisoncitrine.bsky.social

Reform UK Councillors Gone: Updated Alan Dennison has been suspended for a code of conduct breach.

Watching a US cold case. A guy in jail on a life sentence confessed to a murder. They charged him then dropped the charges. He had made a false confession as he was hoping to be transferred to a jail in a different state, closer to his family. If you think about it, he had nothing to lose.

The current odds for Makerfield. Labour = 75% Reform = 22% Labour’s odds improving (blue), Reform’s odds worsening 🤣 (red)

Rob Kenyon has been interviewed (finally!) by Manchester Evening News. Half of the interview was about Carole Vorderman, the other about the fact he is a normal man who understands normal people. I suggest he trains to be a sex therapist, because he knows zero about politics.

And now there is criticism towards Tony Blair from within Labour. Guys, the party is in the middle of the crisis but there is no need to make it sink.

I am quite surprised by the Starmer fans who post hate to Andy Burnham on X. You can be a Starmer fan without destroying Labour from within.

‼️Never-before-seen clip of John F. Kennedy speaking on Middle East policy has surfaced. His stance on Israel and indigenous rights raises serious historical questions. Why was this never released?

I was reading various posts from Reform “sympathisers” on a different social network. One of them wrote “I don’t know who’s going to win but my money is on Reform”. For everyone: these are the odds (Labour 71% chance of winning and Reform 26% 😂). That’s why bookmakers make money.

I am having a strangely polite yet firm discussion with a Reform supporter on a different social network. Logic doesn’t work with them, but I seem to have helped enlarging the tunnel vision.

Would-be Reform councillor shouts racist abuse at passer-by and claims he isn’t a racist

Less than a month ago this woman was probably knocking on doors in St Helens asking people to vote for her because “she would stop all those immigrants that commit crimes” www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This is beautiful. A MAGA fan got Trump tattooed on her back. But there’s a problem. The comments are top notch.

From oddschecker. Co. Uk I translated the odds into “chances of being elected” Labour: 64.5% Reform: 28.6% Restore Britain (this is hilarious, taking votes from Reform): 9.1% Green: 0.4% What you see in the pink text are the parties whose odds are drifting (=getting worse) and Reform is in there 😂

These are the current odds for the Makerfield by-election. What I find hilarious is the challenge from Restore Britain. I love these vote splitting friendly fires.

How beautiful to be on the Financial Times for this 😂😂 Imagine the stories to your children and grandchildren “You know kids I was once on the FT”

The Rejoin petition jumped from 70K to 75K yesterday. It needs to hit 100K by June 8th when the petition closes in order to get a debate in Parliament. The 10th anniversary of the Brexit vote is June 23rd.

More damning stuff on Robert Kenyon, Reform candidate. There’s a second deleted account with demeaning stuff about women - among other horror posts hopenothate.org.uk/2026/05/21/r...

Doctors, nurses, hospital staff: If a patient told you during an appointment “Here is an external drive with all the pictures of my 10 year medical history from another country, let me insert it in your computer” What would you say? Please be honest.

There are creative ways to be a bad person

The most dangerous thing Trump exposed wasn't corruption. It was how comfortable America became watching it happen in public.

If you cook cat food at home, you’ll end up spending less per portion than buying commercial food. Just FYI.

We’re off to a great start with the Reform Makerfield candidate. His account has just been suspended by X

I have discovered another useless talent of mine. The previous one was “thinking like a stupid person” The new one is “The ability to impress Indian female doctors with complicated questions they can’t answer”. It’s happened with three different female Indian doctors so it must really be a talent.

The jokes write themselves. This is Robert Kenyon.

I hope and pray that Matt Goodwin is the chosen opponent of Andy Burnham in Makersfield. Please God (and I am not religious) Btw: This is very unlikely and not one of my “predictions”. It’s just a dream.

Nostragiada has “predicted” the Makersfield by-election Labour - winner Reform - loser and second Not yet predicted the other parties.

Nostragiada has calculated the “attrition rate” of the current Reform councillors cohort. While between 2024-26 the rate was 10% (resigned, expelled, defected)… it’s now….15% So Reform may well lose control of: Nottinghamshire and Staffordshire (Thanks ChatGPT) 🤞🤞🤞

Reform UK Councillors Gone: Updated Danielle Cavanagh has resigned.

Lee Anderson has been made Chair of Reform UK. The chair.

Reform deploys ‘suspended’ antisemite to Makerfield by-election campaign

Andy Burnham is on the front page of The Mirror. We’re off to a good start.

Nostragiada has had visions of the future. She will post a Word document with likely scenarios shortly. Nostragiada is my alter ego, specialised in “predicting” political outcomes without much data but with logic and intuition.

Andy Burnham is both a hero and a smart politician. He has a chance to be PM and to save the country. Even smarter, and as much of a hero as Burnham, we have Josh Simons. Watch him become a special adviser to N.10 (you can do as a non-elected politician). I love smart AND altruistic people.

@dameknittingcat.bsky.social I deleted my post as I got the year of the GEs wrong…it’s 2029! I posted another one just now. Thanks for liking and retweeting. It means a lot.

Save this post until 2029. My alter ego Nostragiada “predicts” that Nigel Farage will never be Prime Minister His dream will go up in flames. Torn by rage, he’ll be seeking refuge in France with his partner, while billionaires start aiming elsewhere No idea who’s going to be PM, but it’s not him.

Essex county council is now controlled by Reform. Their first action has been to remove the Ukraine flag from the Council building. I had a very naughty idea. Could @ledbydonkeys.org project this symbol on the building, for a few days? I would love to see that and the faces of the councillors.

This is brilliant...... “Tommy Robinson’s far right march has unwittingly raised over £100k for refugees. “Over 2,000 of you have chipped in to make tomorrow’s far right march the biggest sponsored walk for refugees EVER.”

The porn star Reform councillor just quit. Please make relevant jokes

The jokes in this thread are fantastic

The porn star Reform councillor just quit. Please make relevant jokes