This a posh and pretentious post but for the first time in my life I understood the space time continuum. Not the one in Back to the Future, but the Einstein one. Thanks ChatGPT.

OMG

Watching a cold case on YouTube. Narrator “The two men conspired to kill the woman…and…they kept it secret to pretty much everyone” Really?! No! What are the chances.

ALEX JEFFREY PRETTI. Gone, but never forgotten... #RIP_Alex 💔

Isobel wishes everyone a good day from her huge cat bed

To the UK followers that already know me. Nostragiada predicts: Gorton and Denton by-election Winner: Green Party Very close runner-up: Reform Third: Labour Time will tell. Do not bet on my “predictions” they are just a bit of fun.

I know Farage won’t read this but this message is for him and all the Trump supporters in the UK. “Most of you will have had relatives or friends who fought in Afghanistan. Just know that in Trump’s eyes their courage doesn’t count as he thinks they stayed off the frontline” Rethink your idolatry.

I don’t know if anyone is interested but we’ve been told that on Saturday afternoon there’s going to be a detonation 😂😂😂 near East India Quay, London, as part of a film production. Just in case you hear a loud noise in that area, it was just a film 🍿

When even Hannan gets is right, you know that Trump has no support for his Greenland dreams.

That letter from Trump to the Prime Minister of Norway is real. We are now in the realm of fantasy.

Despite the crisis we’re in now with Greenland, I am convinced he will desist sooner rather than later. Even his supporters don’t care. Stats from Reuters 12/13 Jan.

I think Maria Corina Machado suffers from Stockholm Syndrome.

To everyone. We know RFK jr is crazy but while his anti-vax stance could claim thousands of lives, his current pro-sat fat stance can claim hundreds of thousands. Please do not listen to him while he changes the US food pyramid. Prioritising red meat and saturated fats is wrong.

I had a daydream. Starmer fires Mahmood and eliminates unemployment by employing all jobseekers as “welcoming officers” for immigrants, legal and illegal. They’d be in charge of welcoming them at Dover, or at the airports. They would help them with applications, housing, etc. Just daydreaming.

When you address a man in Thai, you end the sentence with “khrap”(pronounced crap). Not women, only men. Always remember that.

Sorry Americans but from the cold cases I watch on YouTube the one thing they all have in common is that 911 responders are absolutely untrained. “my wife has been killed” “Calm down” “Please send an ambulance, someone is bleeding to death” “Before I do so, let me ask you some questions” What?!

It’s cold out there, but life’s a beach. See if what I’ve made warms you up.

There are people who kiss their children good night and go to bed with a good book. I’m about to go and feed the foxes, after which I am going to run on a treadmill while watching someone on YouTube talking about unresolved murders.

Nerdy post. Homo Sapiens - the modern human - started living on earth 300,000 years ago. This means that the distance between us and our ancestors is about 12,000 generations. I find this fascinating. It doesn’t feel like such a long time ago.

I think this is funny but maybe it isn’t www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The mayor of Minneapolis talks without filters, which is absolutely fine in this context.

The head of NATO said that a takeover of Greenland by the US would spell the end of NATO. My conclusion is that, should this happen, Putin would win. Once NATO ends, Putin could start taking over Europe country by country. Please tell me I’m wrong….I hope so.

I am being “persecuted” by a YouTube ad that has the worst song ever. I blocked it but it keeps on coming up. It’s for the Liven app. The song goes “My wounded inner child made me marry an emotionally absent husband” 🎶 It’s truly terrible. Did you ever come across it or are they just targeting me?!

@MayorofLondon never fails on NYE! Thank you @SadiqKhan We Love EU! ⭐️🇪🇺🇬🇧⭐️ #HappyNewYear2026 #LondonFireworks #LoveLondon #AlwaysEuropean

We have invited a disgraced member of the family for lunch. It’s gonna be fun. A lunch he will never forget. There will be laughter, not from him. Karma hits people and always expect a Trojan horse from an Italian family 😂😂

Happy New Year @alisoncitrine.bsky.social may 2026 be an amazing one for you and family!

Happy New Year to all the ones I follow and follow me, but also to strangers. I am in Italy with family and back to London soon. So many crazy things happened here, like a high-school reunion movie, but you discover the cheerleader is in AA and the married quarterback likes to sleep with men.

My Italian niece, 9, thought that Brexit happened because “the EU expelled the UK, because they misbehaved” I told her “Well, it’s not strictly true but they did misbehave” and I explained about the vote. She said “You can put on social media that I thought they misbehaved” 😂

Merry Christmas and Happy New 2026 to everyone who I follow and follows me. May you have a wonderful time even if you don’t celebrate it. As 25 December can still be a good day even if you do nothing!! May 2026 be a year of peace and prosperity to everyone.

Merry Christmas and Happy New 2026 @alisoncitrine.bsky.social I am in Italy with my family and soon we’re going to my sister’s in laws for dinner. Hope you, Ian, Katy and the rest of the children family are well please extend my wishes to them!

This is Zohran Mamdani at a huge Jewish conference in New York. He is the mayor of all New Yorkers.

X shadow-banned me for 12 hours. It was automated, as soon as I posted. Why? I replied to Laura Loomer saying she should have empathy for the death of Rob Reiner, as I would do it if something happened to her, despite I disagree with her opinions. Obviously, X’s AI is as stupid as its owner.

R.I.P. Rob Reiner and wife. What a tragedy.

As proof that you can find value everywhere, an absolute b**ch popped up on my feed on another social media and she was giving out a recipe. Still can’t stand her but they’re the best oven roasted veggies I have ever tried.

A National Treasure! 😍

Advice: your council typically charges you for disposal of your bulky appliances like microwaves, hoovers, etc. Sell them on eBay for parts. Make money instead of paying money. I just sold my old microwave for parts and made £2.45 profit instead of being charged £20 for disposal

@wool-and-ink.bsky.social hi, just followed you. Thanks for sharing your lovely wool spinning! I do the same but I am beginner. Question: in order to create a light pink colour, would you card white and dark pink wool together or just buy light pink coloured wool? If mixed, how much of each? TY

Does anyone on here spin wool? I have a stupid question about carding. Please raise your virtual hand and I’ll ask you.

In case you’re interested there’s an actual gay guy on Instagram who mimes Trump’s speeches as if Trump was a fellow gay guy. Stereotypes aside, he is absolutely hilarious. He is also on BlueSky 🤗 but does not post here. Branhattan on Insta. Worth it for the laughs alone. @branhattan.bsky.social

My Italian niece, 9, is learning English as a foreign language. In year 4 she’s learning “I am, you are, he/she/it is”. This is the state of language learning at elementary school in Italy. Next, she will do the “auxiliary verbs” (do) That’s why Italians aren’t know to speak foreign languages well

Some of you know that I have wasteful neighbours who throw designer stuff in the bin, for me to find it and put it on eBay. Last night I found a pair of Hugo Boss shoes and I just found they can be resold for quite a few quid. I can’t believe my luck but also that people don’t value what they have.

I am learning music production with a very knowledgeable teacher: a Ukrainian guy who lives in London. Lessons are going well. I just sent him a LinkedIn invite and saw his last job in Kyiv: end: February 2022. My heart broke. Putin needs to F off.

A friend of mine has both her children in a different branch of the London nursery where they found the paedo. She is terrified and is going to talk to them tomorrow to know about their safeguarding procedures. I know the children and I am scared on her behalf.

Jury trials reform: my opinion. I took part in one, it was great fun. But half of the jurors were thick as sh*t and we let a clearly guilty person walk free. They just “didn’t believe the witness as they didn’t like them” (literal words). Professional judges are badly needed and money will be saved

Someone needs to explain something to me because I am confused. Are Labour really terrible or have the media all ganged up against them? Many of you praise the government. But literally all I read in the media is criticism. It’s not easy for me to tell truth from fiction.

I just had webchat with the DVLA. It was a real person. She asked me if I was a UK resident after I said “Hi, I am a UK resident..” and added “Do not forget to include your original license” when I said that it had been stolen. I know they are low paid but…really?

Remember that they say that men from Florida are bonkers? Just for fun, I put “Florida Man” in the Google News search bar. Enjoy!!

So it turns out I made predictions for the UK budget (on X) under my alter-ego Nostragiada. Aside from business relief (wrong), and stuff I missed, I think what I actually wrote was all correct. Can you confirm?

OMG I had missed this. Laurence Fox has been charged with upskirting Narinder Kaur (shared images) and was in court today for the first hearing. He is horrible.