no amount of words in any language could properly articulate how much hatred I have for the sonic series and its fans. his best game is a 7 and i get that shit shoved down my mouth like... i shouldnt finish that. I HATE SONIC SO GODDAMN MUCH! the music is good tho

the Wii U without Tropical Freeze, 3D World and Bayonetta 2

The ps3 would be a top 5 console if it wasnt hell itself to emulate the system

childhood is when you think zelda is cute. adulthood is when you think link is hot

Some people are so afraid of mediocrity that they never fully try in anything. The cruel irony is that it guarantees the mediocrity they fear

Do not fall for the propaganda pussy tastes like the back of an overheating ps4

I still cannot believe the first (and only) time i tried to pirate an indie game I got a cryptominer live on camera in front of all my interest friends. That's the kind of embarrassment that would cause samurais to commit seppuku

I Cannot shake the feeling that I was born right at the end of the good days. The America i was born into and what it is now are incongruent, hell I doubt it was ever good. McDonalds cost 10 bucks now. We fork every dollar to you know who while the helpless rot in misery. Boomers ruined everything

its funny that mario kart wii and melee are incredibly similar in so many ways but are polar opposites reputation wise

Patient zeros when they see an airport

oomf went bald 😭😭😭

Hell looking at the top selling Switch games list, Smash Bros is a platform fighter that's all about flicking the stick wherever. Odyssey, all the complex movement is tied to the stick, same with the Splatoon games. I dont think it was intentional but the Switch's hardware cant handle its own games

Its funny that the Switch's top selling game is Mario Kart 8 DX where playing well requires you to flick the stick back and forth fast while drifting, on a system notorious for its controllers with horrendous stick drift

the new donkey kong design is so good. if you disagree i will butcher your new born. Rumblestiltstein

Capcom please bring her back one day she's my GOAT

Nintendo wasted 20 minutes of my life for another Star Fox 64 remake dude

drugs you should try them

Dudes be out here sayin they batman and robin whole time they sanjay and craig just a goofy living with a snake, shut the fuck up

Seeing so many people emulate Tomodachi Life makes my heart happy. Computer knowhow becoming more widespread amongst casual fans is a good thing and im glad people arent selling out $300~ for a switch and that game.

I'm a really big fan of skibidi toilet

Made a tomodachi life mii so good i can never add it to my island

I should be posting my art here but I've too busy playing the Tomo. Does this count?

“Because bread is tastier than key” is unironically a good answer if you understand the image

I posted that cat drawing on instagram, 2 likes. same drawing here, 6. clearly this is the place to be

Yo if i was finn and i had that transformin dog i would be doin some freaky shit. jake the gun. jake the dildo. jake the tickler. yall mfs dont even know!

chomos PISS me off!

Figured I should start posting with a drawing of my cat #art #winning

I follow so many nsfw accounts. Most the time I see just one post on my feed, cool art, gotta follow em! I dont care for gooning. Human anatomy is difficult and these people make it look like a cakewalk. Life is such a beautiful and interesting place.

within the month ill start posting art here

I log on bluesky just to stare at anime buns for 30 minutes i need to start posting my art

someone somewhere saw the iran war annoucement and said "Ohh america's so back its gonna be just like the 2000's again!". War never changes and neither do idiots

Banjo, Kazooie, Crash and Spyro when Microsoft closes Xbox

I dont think I like women

if my wife was in the hospital giving birth id be in the room with a JBL speaker making sure my son pop out when the beat drop on Chief Keef's Earned it. He come out too early imma stuff him back in. I dont want no daughter

fucking with chubby women hard nowadays

Tomorrow

born too late to try a qualude born too early to get roadhead in a flying car born at the right time to huff duster and emulate bad nintendo games

if the link between lung cancer and smoking was found today you would have redditors by the thousands chirping "coorelation is not causation" and tobacco industry bought politicians smoking packs on stage to protest science

Might make this an art account soon, getting a job too hard right now. Furry stuff still makes money, right?

How can you love anything if you don't love yourself?

i fucking Hate sonic the hedgehog

Humanity is only evil because we believe in evil. Social media is the most devilish creation because nothing echoes ourselves as quick and loud as an algorithm we all collectively plug ourselves into. No art, no healing, everything too close for comfort. I'm a hypocrite for posting this here. No luv

I don't think there's been a day in my life where I used a game's in game photo mode for anything. It's in everything. It's this generation's fishing minigame! I'd rather fish!

adolf hitler funko pop

As an artist you either have no idea how to draw feet or you got six figures in your bank account

Shout out my 23 followers. Big things coming. Soulja Boy one of the worst rappers ever

racism and homophobia got yall missing out on some bomb ass head

i like my cars like i like my women TOPLESS