she's literally just a mini me

FOOD

when sally sees bunnie's ass

happy birthday to me i have to go pee

god damn it

If I had a nickle for each IP about a furry character with attitude that MJ enjoyed and had official crossovers with, I'd have two nickles... ...Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.

ignore what tomorrow is.

it's almost Halloween if you think about it

Alright, buddy. You have two options here. You can listen to the Beatles or the Beach Boys, but the only songs are Temporary Secretary and Ding Dang.

gonna go play catch with my dad (gayly)

this is made of (mostly) paper

YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE OF WHAT YOU CONSUME SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT THE TARGET AUDIENCE STOP ENGAGING WITH WHATEVER MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE, SOME THINGS WERE NOT TARGETED FOR YOU CURATE YOUR SPACE AND STOP HARASSING PEOPLE OR ARE YOU STUPID ???????????

dave im crossfaded out of my gourd dave

but if i don't take estrogen everyday then how will my boobies continue to grow??

Government: The transgenders and antifa are terrorists!!! 😭 Then give me an AK-47 and $10000, BITCH.

"Stop committing incest with your brother, trаnnу!!" NEVER!

chipcest

im so fruity!!!!!!

do the math more like do the meth

The world has always treated me like I'm trash and labeled me a freak. So fuck it, maybe that's exactly what I am. Gargle my nuts. 🖕

Also, to anyone who believed that one sloppy hitpiece video, the sqrlyhysterians who made it possible, my ex, or the Bubsy people still mad over the goofyass beelzebubsy hoax/prank/whatever, idk man I think y'all's moms probably drank while pregnant and y'all can kiss my ass.

Anyone who's still mad about the ancient, exaggerated and sensationalized drama (that was resolved, fun fact) between me and Vim, or me and Cuteo, if there's still anyone like this out there and they're reading this, should consider being put under a spell I don't know. :)

LMAO someone made a AI chatbot of Alice. On one hand I hate AI so I don't endorse it n such, but on the other hand it's nice to know that people like this character enough to do this sort of shit with her and they seem to mostly get it. So I guess I'm on the right track. I'll take this as a sign.

one of the funny parts about this Chipmunk arc is that I'm making people crush on this flamboyant lil idiot

How to kill a nerd:

tha haterz when Christmas Don't Be Late comes on at the store during Christmas and they start thinking about me

me when i see other people trying to be like me

"Hi I have hot steamy sex with Simon"

hey guys its me alvin from your mother's asscheeks today me and the boys got baptized in a river of piss

hey look at the time it's time for you to shut tf up

susan woodings goes to a bar. the bartender says "hey susan woodings why the long face?"

come on man.

Aloe Vera, Semen, and the Green Guy do do, do do do do

remember to drink your lean today!

I LOVE ANIME

I didn't see that there was a template, so here it is, my actual grid thingy. 100% honest.

favorite games list, why not. I limited it to 2 games per franchise or else there'd be way too many Zeldas and old Sonic games.

-I don't remember these tv shows/movies. #MetalGearSolid #ResidentEvil #Metroid #StarFox

"the digital circus" kinda sounds like a derogatory word for the internet, specifically social media, where everyone is a clown and everything is a spectacle. And the whole thing about them being trapped in it and restricted by it is like how people get addicted to and restricted by platforms.

I am quite fond of Jax Amazing Digital Circus

idk how people could shock their pets. I would chop my dick off n throw it in the river if I ever hurt my bunny Sundae.

hyperfixations are fuckin weird, man tho sometimes it's kinda cool tho cause, y'know, being hyperfixated with Alvin and the Chipmunks has me doing deep dives on musicians from the 50s-90s and music theory and learning instruments and singing and audio production tricks and you get to do drugs and

alvin and the chipmunks -> chipmunks on 16-speed

this mfer is exactly like some of the simps I had on VRC a few years ago when I'd hang out on there a lot lmao

not enough of you are doing this shit

HEY YOU