didja know that Simon from Alvin and the Chipmunks had his own solo movie

lol the new Alvin and the Chipmunks is gonna be AI slop god help us all

"Verify your age" I remember my brother and I being subscribed to the Archie Sonic comics when we were little. It was when Robotnik still looked like this:

Alice is a lil bit fat from munchies

yo yo yo yo yo what it is motherFUCKERS

Simon is a hunk

no not yet dave is there

Diamond Doll

who's getting the best head?

im beautiful just like my dad

in case I got anyone interested in watching my favorite chipmunk slop, it's on Internet Archive. 80's series: archive.org/details/1983... 60's series: archive.org/details/alvi...

fruitiness in every generation

toopid

this is the kind of shit i have to put up with btw

tumblr sexyman

Simon is a Tumblr sexyman

i jizzed in my sweaterdress again

agony

the formative moment where alvin realized something about herself.

this is true

fatslopnik

Y'know what, Dave is actually the biological father of the chipmunks but was oblivious about it until he realized who their mother was, but it's a secret between him and Vinny. What happened in the woods stays in the woods.

you got a friend inside me

Simon could beat a ninja strike force, the Ruff Tuff Cream Puffs, and Goku while blindfolded, hanging from his feet with his hands tied behind his back, underwater.

The rest of the Internet finally got to see Jax be a massive egg and I no longer have to put a lid on it yay!

if you're ever just fucking angry at the world and wanna just see it burn, get stoned and watch Mars Attacks by Tim Burton and put yourself in the shoes of the Martian ambassador. Best way to watch that movie. >:)

she's literally just a mini me

FOOD

when sally sees bunnie's ass

happy birthday to me i have to go pee

god damn it

If I had a nickle for each IP about a furry character with attitude that MJ enjoyed and had official crossovers with, I'd have two nickles... ...Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.

ignore what tomorrow is.

it's almost Halloween if you think about it

Alright, buddy. You have two options here. You can listen to the Beatles or the Beach Boys, but the only songs are Temporary Secretary and Ding Dang.

gonna go play catch with my dad (gayly)

this is made of (mostly) paper

YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE OF WHAT YOU CONSUME SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT THE TARGET AUDIENCE STOP ENGAGING WITH WHATEVER MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE, SOME THINGS WERE NOT TARGETED FOR YOU CURATE YOUR SPACE AND STOP HARASSING PEOPLE OR ARE YOU STUPID ???????????

dave im crossfaded out of my gourd dave

but if i don't take estrogen everyday then how will my boobies continue to grow??

Government: The transgenders and antifa are terrorists!!! 😭 Then give me an AK-47 and $10000, BITCH.

"Stop committing incest with your brother, trаnnу!!" NEVER!

chipcest

im so fruity!!!!!!

do the math more like do the meth