Turns out the soap I've been using for the past few days to wash myself with was actually a candle

Nothing I hate more than how you have to watch a TV show the minute it's out now, because otherwise someone will just make memes of it and spoil it

Maybe all these cloudflare outages should teach us something about putting all our eggs in one basket? Naaaah too much effort

Currently sat watching puppies in the corner of a metal gig. I'm the coolest kid

I should stop obsessively trying to find my chemical romance tickets, it's not gonna happen

Nose started bleeding whilst I was mouthwashing. Instinctively breathed in. 0/10, would not recommend

Finally started Clair Obscur and I'm not sure which hurts more, the emotional pain of the first half of the prologue or how bad I am at dodging

Just had the ai training at work, where they showed us how to make a template for a document, then fill out the document, and then summarise the document, with ai. At no point did anyone question why that document was made if it was only going to be fed back into an ai

Currently deep into an argument with my partner as to whether a sandwich is one slice of bread folded over or two slices of bread

There's an event happening near me and all the advertising is "free event! With parking!". It's next week, and I still don't actually know what it is

Was talking about a large rat and my partner said I reference Princess Bride too much. Which is, of course, inconceivable

We've finally hit 70 blankets for wedding favours and are now the crazy family who buy out all blankets at a shop

Me:"it's been a while since I got my ccna, I should start on my ccnp" Also me:"what the fuck is a switchport"

Apparently I Cum Blood isn't an appropriate song to walk down the aisle to. The wedding is cancelled

Just woke up from a dream where I had nearly finished bloodborne 2 and now reality sucks

Is there any pain worse than having a sting stuck in your head, but not the words or even some of the tune, just one particular sound that you know you know from somewhere

Can someone please teach Nintendo what ssds are? I am sick of sd cards now!

Night 2 of trying to sleep post hair transplant, and I really hope it goes better this time. I should not have stayed up playing batman arkham city though, that one is on me entirely

The Friday 4pm "what am I doing with my life" crash is hitting hard

Had a dream there was a Daredevil game like the batman arkham games but to convey Matt's guilt they just put so many crimes at once and you couldn't stop them all and save everyone

You're all welcome

Public toilets that close are a travesty and really we should be rioting in the streets over it

I'm an adult

Waited till exactly 5:01 to fart because I'm a professional business person

Like most couples, mine and my partners lives were forever changed by Untitled Goose Game and we now communicate through mostly honks

Fudge the police

Every day I wake up and there's no new buffy the vampire slayer, and I question what is even the point anymore

I don't like to brag but it was actually me who coined the term "delusions of grandeur"

I have a button by my bed that runs a home assistant automation to turn everything in my house off. It has two more buttons, but I can't think of what I could do with them for the life of me

I made this account to see if I could get a raspberry pi to post for me about a month ago, and so far all I've done is look at cats

Don’t share this or Liz Truss will sue you xoxo

I should probably post something here, this will have to do