All my family are coming over, on short notice, for my birthday and quite frankly I cannot think of anything worse when I’m completely hanging out my arse eating leftover Burger King chips in bed

>Gets professional photographs back >I look like my mam in all of them >I can’t pose for shit >It looks like my girlfriends groping me in the one shot >Amazingly composed and shot, photographer was lovely >Come to terms with the fact I’m unphotogenic as fuck and my beauty is ephemeral

How it feels to catcall men back

Hmmm do my face gems look like face gems or just shiny zits

I wonder if they’ve updated the karaoke machine this year

Charli xcx: Taylor swift is beautiful and that makes me a bit insecure, I have intrusive thoughts about sabotaging her but they come from a place of internal struggle rather than true malice Taylor swift: You’re a fucking cokehead and I hope you die

Gonna dress up as Lilith from binding of Isaac for Halloween my special interests know no bounds

Realised over the past week that my refusal to watch any coen brothers has accidentally made me more obnoxious than any of my film bro coursemates

I now imminently own two honey cakes because yeah sure why not

Getting brandwhore tatted across my knuckles

I’m less than a week away from turning 20 and I’m doing a lot of reflecting on my teen years. A lot of reminiscing on the good and the bad. I think more things have happened to me in my teen years than some people experience in their lives and I am not exaggerating in the slightest

Someone’s just reblogged my gothic Lolita torture screenshots with the internet archive link I made and it’s got nearly 1k views ?????????????

Ngl if I was satoshi kon I’d become an onryō because imagine you make a set of genre defining anime films and die tragically young then get two of your most famous ripped the fuck off like badly the year of your death and they make millions more… I’d haunt the fuckers I swear

None of my coursemates recognise me cause I couldn’t be arsed to wear lolita today hehehehe

I think fan heaters are truly one of the best inventions of all time

The newness of American housing is so funny to me like ‘oooo this house is from the 1910s and haunted by Edwardian ghosts’ like yeah that’s a good chunk of our housing over here it’s nothing special??

I think it’s insane that the drag queen moral panic made it over here to the U.K. considering everyone alive at this current moment experienced pantomime dames and mostly turned out straight and cis

Honey cake is just the best, controversial never seen before opinion before I know…But it’s just sooooo good and kitsch and versatile. Part of me hopes they pull a misty sky with old prints in new cuts and release a 1950s swing dress op á la toys donut diner cause it would fit so well

Remember when activated charcoal was a big food trend and it was hugeeelyyy fucking up peoples health because it would neutralised your meds and shit? Those were the good times.

Dear google, I don’t want gemini ai’s crap summaries that unavoidably show up as the first result and are quite literally just wrong 60%+ of the time. They are useless as shit, usually irrelevant and always wasteful and reductive

Uni assignment is to brief a short film with the theme being ‘an encounter’ and I’m going to get started with it now even though it’s not due till next January because my ideas so awesome

Music made by furries is either the most genre breaking radical stuff (in a good way) or music that causes instant death by sheer horror and second hand cringe and unfortunately the ratio is like 20/80

I’m still not used to seeing 1946-2025 ☹️

IM ONE OF THE FIRST GOOGLE RESULTS WHEN YOU SEARCH THE HONEY CAKE SPECIAL SET?? Man I’m up there with old livejournal listings an milkyfawn… Have I made it??

Something being expensive isn’t classist but specifically if that something is a burando piece and SPECIFICALLY if that something is from an indie brand where it’s like two people doing the heavy liftingggggg

Omfg jirais have their own term for someone who looks like shit (imo’s) and it’s used in the exact same context as ita is in lolita???? Welcome back 2014 livejournal

Me seeing people reboot my cool gothic Lolita torture screenshots like #omgineedtowatch and #thislookssocool I hate to break it to you gang but it’s just a mid porno with exceptionally good costume design

Footage of me accepting my ‘most enchanted’ award at the ne queer prom. I guess I’m prom queen now!! #egl #lolitafashion

When does drunkposting stop feeling like this asking for a friend

Me when I put together the best co-ord ever have, won best dressed at a gay night then the only pics I have of it are in club lighting (peep the Dino plush, best prize ever)

Wearing bodyline rhs and also drinking everyone start placing bets on how many times I’ll fall and eat shit

I’m not as bad as I thought applying falsies I literally just have really wonky hooded eyes

Fucking off ai includes c.ai and other ai chatbots btw. Stop being a loser who also uses ai and find real people to rp with like us old fandom losers used to.

Bought the cutest heart E jsk from 1999 but there were no measurements other than a vague ‘fits 8’. It doesn’t seem to be on lolibrary. So either that will mean it’ll fit me fine or I’m going to have fight to get my 93cm bust and ex lifter arms that are turning back into flab through the dress holes

Just saw someone on a lesbian subreddit say that their j-fashion was a woman repellent and I kinda have some bad news. It is not the j-fashion babe.

Aatp this autumn, for no apparent reason

Being pretentious about bad films is 100% funner than being pretentious about good films

Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of formatting spreadsheets, waiting 8 months for a driving test and not being able to afford a house

Maybe the rapture did happen a couple days ago and we’re in the process of burning in hell

Milky chan jewellry and headpieces are up on some of my piece stalking sites but just not in the sodding colourways I want

Pleaseeee god let my uni course be full of cool women and not film bros

One cornet designer: Right okay I’ve designed some new pieces, we need to make a new fashion line for em, any suggestions? Other cornet designer: So you know when you accidentally get up the duff following premarital. The first cornet designer: aye sound, thanks mate.

I think the perfect way to learn how humans cope with boredom is to look at dead fandoms or the fanbases of musicians who are either inactive or dead

Just remembered I have a physical copy of my immortal (yes the bad fanfic) I know what I’m reading when I’m home

Can someone explain to me why swimmer biscuit bags are suddenly 200+ quid. I got one in 2017 for about 35 with shipping, sold it for about the same price in 2019. Hm…

The babycham deer and milky chan the fawn are related somehow, I just know it.

WHAT DID I SAY? The three blind mice could’ve seen this coming from a mile away.

Gonna start taking even more paracetamol to make myself even more autistic

Thinking about doing a wardrobe post but actually where, cba to make another YouTube video when I’m in editing hell with the iceberg. Livejournal is still dead. I’d have to do multiple tik tok vids. Maybe two or three Insta posts, but then I couldn’t infodump abt my dresses. Ugh.

It’s time to rewatch all of Dragula in a fugue state and tell myself I’ll start doing drag more in the new year (2nd consecutive year of me doing so)