Just had a creme egg.

Do people think they're being funny, or clever, or in any way original when they throw "Granny" comments at Madonna, or refer to "nursing home", or demand she retire, etc?? She spoke about ageism back in 1992 & made her thoughts on it very clear. 📺 #Madonna #Confessions2 #COADF

#nowwatching #PredatorBadlands 👹📺

Madonna's Coachella appearance was on BBC news. 🤩📺 #Madonna #SabrinaCarpenter #Coachella2026 #Confessions2 #COADF

Loved it. 💗 #Madonna #SabrinaCarpenter #Coachella

Trying to stay awake watching #SabrinaCarpenter at #Coachella, incase #Madonna turns up. 😵‍💫

*bleep*

#Madonna's #LiveToTell was released in the UK this week in 1986. It was the first Madonna single I ever bought, which means I'm coming up to being 40 years a fan. But I don't see how that's possible, as I'm only 39. Probably. 😏🤔😵‍💫🤣🎶💗

Me watching #Lolly #Mickey 📺 #TOTP

YES. #TOTP #Music2000 #LookAroundYou 📺

I'm ready for my lunch. #TOTP

#nowplaying #Aha #HuntingHighAndLow #TheDemos 🎶

#nowplaying #Expose #Exposure 🎶1️⃣9️⃣8️⃣7️⃣

#nowplaying #DonnaSummer #AnotherPlaceAndTime 💗🎶

Nice to see top UK influencer Mr Blobby out and about enjoying himself. 🎬 #MichaelMovie

Dum de-dum dum.

A visual representation, of all the people I had to move out of the way of on the pavement this afternoon, because they were more concerned with looking at their phones than looking at where they were effing going. 😤 PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT'S AROUND YOU & GET OFF YOUR PHONE FFS.

I wouldn't get these again. They tasted funny.

Madonna announces her new album, and I'm making gravy from chicken stock and putting some in an ice cube tray to freeze. What a time to be alive. 🪩🤩🥄🎶 #Madonna #Confessionsonadancefloor #confessions2 #coadf

#nowplaying #Sinitta #IJustWannaSpendSomeTimeWithYou [Extended Version] 🎶

#nowplaying #MelAndKim #FeelAWholeLotBetter [Yoyo's 12" Mix] 💕🎶

Me on a diet.

#nowplaying #Clannad #Legend 🏹🎶 #robinofsherwood #soundtrack

R.I.P. Moya Brennan, 1952-2026.

Finally got a reduced Easter Egg. Was only 25p - so I bought 4. 🥚🍫🐷

New in the charts this week in 1987. 🎶💗 #nowplaying #FiveStar #TheSlightestTouch 👉✨⚡

#nowplaying #MichaelJackson #Thriller [ #FrankieKnuckles & #DavidMorales Def Thrill Mix ] 🎶🧟

This picture looks like Delia Smith is about to drop the best DJ set you've ever heard. 🎧▶️💿

Just doing my exercises.

#nowwatching #DoctorWho #Battlefield 📺

#nowwatching #ThatsMyBoy 📺 #molliesugden #jenniferlonsdale #christopherblake

#nowwatching #DoctorWho #TheCavesOfAndrozani 💿📺

40 years ago! The Gallup Top 30 Speccy Chart from the April 1986 issue of Sinclair User. 🕹️💗 #zxspectrum #retrogaming

For no reason, Horace skiing. ⛷️🕹️ #horacegoesskiing #zxspectrum #retrogaming

#nowwatching #Haunted #TheFerryman 📺1️⃣9️⃣7️⃣4️⃣

Nap. 😴

mood

Just did a photo fashiom shoot while sitting on the sofa. Hopefully I'll get a full colour spread in VAGUE magazine. 📸

F*cking tune. 🙌 #Aha #TrainOfThought #TOTP

I think I enjoyed 1999 more at the time. #TOTP

One, two, three, four, five Everybody in the car, so come on let's ride To the liquor store around the corner The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna Beer bust, like I had last week I must stay deep, 'cause talk is cheap #TOTP

Take me back to my sweet lavida Find my love my dolce vita Show me where I need to go Donde esta mi chico latino La la la la Ay-y-y-ay La la la #TOTP

Giving this new sandwich spread a go, that I found in my local completely non-existent supermarket ADZA. 🥪🦒🦔

Just helping out at QVC again, doing a bit of modellin'. Probably.

Hello. I'm Liza Goddard.

Ugh. Yuck. 🔆

Some records that were in the chart this week in 1987. 🎶💗 #vinyl #janetjackson #thejets #madonna #wetwetwet #kimwilde #juniorgiscombe #nickkamen #melandkim #aljarreau

Some records that were in the chart this week in 1987. 🎶💗 #vinyl #janetjackson #thejets #madonna #wetwetwet #kimwilde #juniorgiscombe #nickkamen #melandkim #aljarreau

I couldn't find any reduced Easter eggs in Asda.

Got a funny tummy.