Economic Order Quietly Shelved As Numbers Behave Differently Now bit.ly/4d3Gj6O

Lithoid Rushed To Hospital After Developing Flesh Stone

Democratic Crusaders State Orbital Bombardment Will Continue Until Voter Turnout Improves bit.ly/3OOhwcO

1 Liberal Individualist vs 20 Hive Mind Drones: youtu.be/3Yt7yekkDPg?...

Newly Released Vassal Has The Ugliest Flag You've Ever Seen bit.ly/4qGKppp

Our affiliate stations are standing by for broadcast through the Templin Wormhole

Cartographers Stunned After Dozens Of Systems Suddenly Renamed bit.ly/49Ci9y9

'The Twelve Days of Crisis-mas' by The Shroudwarblers youtu.be/_f8v-ms_ZfY?...

The Xenonion Year In Review youtu.be/DrXozcMixsI?...

Federation Meeting Adjourned After Infernal Envoy Spontaneously Combusts bit.ly/4p46qNX

Area Fireplace Achieves Sapience, Immediately Demands Workers’ Rights And More Kindling

Feline Empire Demands Border Access, Refuses To Use It Once Granted bit.ly/3LARMz3

Galactic Council Vetoes Vote On Vetoing Vetoes bit.ly/47xTVUE

Pompous Purist Envoy Will Only Negotiate With Own Reflection In Mirror

Frustration As Apocalypse Date Pushed Back Yet Again bit.ly/4nVSW6j

Coming this fall, only on Xenonion Holo youtube.com/shorts/gaEH0...

Instrument of Desire Demands Petitioners Stop Playing It bit.ly/4mvx0gT

Mindwarden Enclave Definitely Not Front For Illicit Zro Trade, Spokesxeno States Standing In Giant Zro-Filled Vault bit.ly/41U5dzg

Giant Floating Eye Woke Up Extra Dry And Crusty This Morning bit.ly/3JRumEz

Lost Colony Knows Exactly Where It Is

Child Appointed UNE Core World Governor bit.ly/3HRG1T0

Jaded Economists Suggest Simply Giving Up, Starting Galaxy Over bit.ly/46VyRaF

Strategic Coordination Center Repurposed To Host Massive Universe Universalis LAN Party bit.ly/47etzqP

Calamitous Birth Followed By Baby Shower bit.ly/45c9Nd7

Engineer Has No Idea How Or Where To Start Building Ringworld bit.ly/411NhSJ

Species That Doesn’t Wear Clothes Awkwardly Attends Federation Meeting bit.ly/3TATjWw

Space Station Crew Disorientated After Repeatedly Switching Sides During War bit.ly/46oRIdN

Sickly Ether Drake Relegated To 'Corvette Only' Diet

Pre-FTL Civilization Faces ‘Once-In-A-Millennium’ Asteroid Impact For Fifth Time This Month bit.ly/3TbKy4S

Galaxy Starts Paying For Trade With Trade bit.ly/3T374wI

[BlackHole] Please hold.

Wilderness MegaCorp Opens New Branch On Planet

Census Office Apologizes After ‘Small Rounding Error’ Causes Population Undercount By Trillions bit.ly/3SACPwM

Area Planet Contracts Humans youtu.be/iVB8s6fobQM?...

Concern Gaia Terraforming Setting Unrealistic Beauty Standards For Young Planets bit.ly/44OeH19

Bioship Interiors Wet, Keep Making Gross Squelching Noises

Galactic Stock Market Plummets, Literally bit.ly/42gVvWT

Galactic Senate Breaks For Another Short 10-Year Recess youtu.be/KJF87mG3FsY?...

New Ship Type Definitely Not Just Upside Down Cruiser With Extra Turret

[BlackHole] Oh, to be a Galactic Senator during a 10-year recess... youtube.com/shorts/tIWfC...

Fully Developed Space-Nation Has 38 Idle Construction Ships On Standby, Just Because bit.ly/4kxRDsP

Federation Of Xenophobes Awkwardly Unite In Their Hatred Of Each Other bit.ly/4klhGU2

Worm-In-Waiting For Bus

Dathnak Fined For Record-Breaking Spam Notifications www.youtube.com/shorts/z6FpR...

BlackHole: What I eat in a day, Cutholoid edition www.youtube.com/shorts/RQtCF...

UNE President Announces Plans To Tariff Neighbors, Whatever That Means bit.ly/4grp5yb

Concern As Voidworm Troika Seek To Expand Polyamorous Relationship Across Galaxy

The Oracle, a mysterious seer with premonitions of the future, is said to have written predictions for this year in a body of text called the ‘Divination Diary.’ What do you think? bit.ly/42k19Jp

The year in review, from Xenonion.

Happy holidays from Xenonion! Our orbital mind control satellites are undergoing some maintenance over the festive period, so remember to use any retained free thought wisely.