Convinced myself that I've gained weight and hate my body bc I've gotta look good for a wedding but I know that's kinda problematic bc I find bellies hot and understand that I need to feel skinny is a sign of fascism rising.

While I'm on the topic, let's experiment with some cel-shaded characters.

Not sure if this is too niche to say, but I want Erica Slaughter to be a survivor in Dead By Daylight

We are Slayyyter we carry the beat up chanels

Duality of man

Hope I look decent in a pink shirt bc that's the one I've ordered for the wedding I'm going to on Thursday

Why is it pink now? Are they trying to make me look gay 🤨

Love Island coming back on June 1st feels very homophobic. That's OUR month

Thanks for all the birthday wishes

Btw it's my birthday

I'm feeling so LGBT for Superboy Prime

Fitbit app became Google Health

I refuse to drink Thatcher's bc it reminds me of Margaret Thatcher

Monster Khaotic will always have a place in my heart but I'll always yearn for Monster Assault

Who's gonna volunteer to be trade

Hard with my plug in

Should I post fuzzy hole?

Finished The Walking Dead: Michonne Honestly so underrated but I'm a bit biased bc I loved Michonne in the comics and this game explores aspects of her character that make her different from the TV show's depiction (I love TV Michonne too tho).

Me and who? 👉🏻👈🏻

Gonna replay the walking dead games

Got new trousers that are a 29 waist and they fit amazingly

Anyone else notice how "fag" backwards is "gaf"? So glad I'm a fag and don't gaf.

So... The UK's fucked...

If you're in the UK, you better be voting tomorrow

QTP with your favorite Fighting-type Pokémon

Manifesting not having a Tory MSP after tomorrow's results.

I wish I had someone to take nudes for me, my angles are always shite and other people always get better pics of me

Every year it feels like less and less people eat at the met gala.

My arm is still sore from a vaccine I got a week ago. Can't sleep on my favorite side but at least my chances of getting certain stds are lower 🙂‍↕️

It's kinda odd watching straight porn where they do anal. Why is the girl putting that in her bum? She should be topping the boy.

Gay rights

The cast for interview with the vampire were so right when they said Manon was their Dream Academy bias

Never mess with a scottish person over 50 about the Kelpies. They're ride or die for whatever that is.

People use poppers as a party drug???

Don't know why the text is upside down. Anyway, stream sweetener I guess.

Not gonna be bottoming tomorrow bc he has other plans

Second charging point on my laptop is now fucked. Don't know shit about laptops so just spent £700 on a new one. Let's hope it can at least play dbd

I'm gonna start barking

Now who's gonna kiss me like this 👉🏻👈🏻

Male friendships are so important. This is how we end the male loneliness epidemic 💜

If men can't treat Megan right, what chance do I have.

Yeah it's a day early but idc #fcf

I love that underwear on tiktok sizes start from a 36 and that the call that small. I'm too skinny for tiktok underwear 🙂‍↕️

Need a hand

Please don't remind me that smosh is more than two guys. I get it, I know I'm old.

Premade pancakes for dinner bc I'm sick

Me who and who?