At work casually scrolling the most debased radiostatic fic I could find that I haven’t already read

Imagining Alastor as a dude who just genuinely wants to be left alone makes the constant surveillance any time he leaves the hotel even funnier

Petition to force people to tag their works as first person pov

To be fair I think if Alastor tried to let Vox down easy it would’ve just encouraged him to ask again. And again.

Winter night #HazbinHotel

The first thing Vox says to Alastor (through song) after 7 years apart is Welcome Home, like forget the rest of the song just be honest you missed your husband

Alastor just wants a proper taste~ #RadioStatic #AlVox #HazbinHotelFanart #HazbinHotel

ive said i hope somebody corners alastor and asks him about the drama w vox. now i hope its everyone. i hope he cant go fuckin anywhere. i hope freakin zestial is stopping him on the street like "Alastorrrrrr how Uncharacteristically Messy of thee 😏"

Obsessed with the idea that Alastor would’ve killed Vox if they’d crossed paths as humans. Equally obsessed with the idea that Vox would have been able to talk his way out of it without ever realising he was in danger

Re: the Alastor/Vox vs Alastor/Vincent sexual dynamic I think despite being a grown man who has literally killed people and is now in hell, Vincent would be a shaky mess with 0 confidence if Alastor decided to entertain him because he’s never been in love before and doesn’t know how to be genuine

desperately trying to recreate what we had (pathetic, really) #voxal #radiostatic #staticradio

I had a thought and it got away from me LOL Angel's intrusive thoughts escaped containment UnU [ #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelhusk #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelangeldust #huskerdust #hazbin ]

I think the sexual dynamic between Alastor/Vox would be drastically different to the sexual dynamic between Alastor/Vincent in ways I can’t explain

I’m going to write a radiostatic spanking fic that is *so* self indulgent

Day 5 on my meds I am BEGGING for a radiostatic edit set to Don’t Lose Your Head from Six the Musical these things are not correlated but both are true

#hazbinhotel #radiostatic #voxal #alastor #vox

Tried telling my husband this and he just gave me a flat look and reminded me about the time I decided (but did not action ) it would be easier to take our toddler and live in the woods than exist in reality

It’s day 3 — my artistic talents are wasted on being properly medicated.

Alastor trying to resist his rut, and the thoughts that come with it.... #RadioStatic #voxal

Lmao I couldn’t resist I’m sorry #hazbinhotel #hazbin #radiostatic #radiorose #radiohusk #alastorhazbinhotel

Back on my bullshit (my meds) if I make it past the two week adjustment period this time I’ll be back with more bullshit (📻📺)

Reading a fic and experiencing the irrational urge to explain to Alastor that you can’t just use blood magic on someone without their permission only I feel he would disagree (bro is a literal serial killer he does what he wants)

Radiostatic kisses part 2 #voxal #radiostatic

this one is from today #radiostatic

I’m just going to say it: let’s bring the citrus scale back. No more in-depth tagging system let’s put the younger fic readers back in the trenches 🍊🍋🍋‍🟩

While it’s a lovely message this is also relevant to all my current ships 🛳️

I agree with Rosie. Get Alastor back in the cage.

Everyone on this show needs emergency PR training. Except Alastor and the Vees. Charlie desperately needs a body double for all media appearances literally what is Alastor even at the hotel for if he doesn’t help with the PR

The start of episode 4 with Alastor leaning over his vanity with a drink in one hand and a cigarette in the other, chest exposed, is the single only time Alastor looks remotely straight

Vox literally two seconds after stepping into the hotel — ALRIGHT WHERES ALASTOR

Giving Lute such a banger in S2E2 and not giving her much screen time the rest of the season is such a crime honestly

Hazbin guarantee is such a fun song but also the juxtaposition of the peaceful loving lesbians at the hotel and the toxic gay men (and their female best friend) of the Vees is so funny

Wait the Charlie/Vaggie song in season 1 episode 8 is a reprise of the song Charlie sang with her father?

Forced Alastor/Rosie friendship my beloved

Why does Carmilla have yaoi hands? Bottom zestial cannon… 👀?

Alastor motivating Charlie solely by being a sassy bitch is a skill level I can never aspire to. In fact I wish a sassy twink would show up at my house to call me an absolute wreck when I’m bed rotting

I get that Charlie has no idea what it’s like to be human or to struggle in any way, but surely Vaggie should’ve known better than to let her go down to Val’s studio and try to sweet talk him into letting Angel go

Carmilla really destroyed Alastor’s entire being with two words in that overlord meeting. Vox could never

I really wish Charlie would make Alastor participate in the trust exercises

In episode 2 before sending Sir Pentious to the hotel Vox asks Val if Angel would agree to be an inside man — I’ve only seen the full series once does this mean Angel wasn’t always under his control?

Does Vox think Alastor teamed up with Charlie in the same way he’d rejected Vox 70 years ago? No wonder he’s so pissed

More importantly how did Alastor “pull a few strings” to get the hotels advertisement on air??

Adam is such a great antagonist, his song/s are top tier and his villainy is entirely circumstantial and hes mostly just a dick

Alastor acting offended by Charlie’s criticism of his ad is so funny as though he doesn’t know it’s bad. Also? Who taught him to edit video??

Low key forgot how the opening of season 1 episode 1 is similar to the opening of shrek (complimentary)

Not sure why my husband acts surprised/hurt every time I am intentionally vague about the things I enjoy (specifically today referring to HH as “my show”) when he knows I’m so repressed from my childhood I will literally cry from shame and anguish if I am forced to acknowledge enjoying anything

Haven’t started my rewatch yet but the fact that Vox’s big trauma is being told no one time by one guy is just so funny to me. Yeah Alastor didn’t *have* to be so cruel about it but also he doesn’t owe Vox anything just for shooting his shot

I just love the infantilisation of flashback Vox by some of the fandom like yes this is a middle aged man in hell for murder and cult leading but he is also absolutely babygirl (Don’t ask me if this post is sarcastic I haven’t decided yet)