"I was born in the wrong generation..." I wasn't. I love paracetamol, I need it.

I hover above you... what now ??

I feel like I'm experiencing zoochosis

Wherever there's a bad bitch There's also the IRS after her 😔

I'd hate to be Lara Crofts Neurologist Her CT scan looking like a Rorschach

How I feel watching life slip by...

No Dune pt2 Cinematography win??? Aight I guess we just letting anything win

Fuck Emilia perez How the fuck you won best Original song with a soundtrack like that???

I can fill out a mental health form in under 3 minutes, some call guiness world records

Where are the hoes who love Cyberpunk 2077????

If The Smiths wrote a lot more heavier songs I'd have been intolerable

When I see the Amber light glow, I know it's time for me to stall

Why does Superdrug have its own radio???

Rip James Bond, a franchise gone too soon

I understand Captain America Imagine being frozen in ww2 fighting fascists just to wake up 70 years or so later and still have to do that I'd be kind of a killjoy too.

The punisher is genuinely one of the worst teammates to have in marvel rivals

Just bathed with a chicken noodle bath bomb, who want me???

Bruised my hand turning my Dr Pepper bottle the wrong way, am I stupid ???

Mtv downtown has awoken something in me

In my past life I was a 70s stewardess and my god how I miss it

2025, the year South Park turned live action

96 hours on Cyberpunk.... now what???

Wheres the Log lady when you need her ...

How Virgin Media WiFi got me feeling

Cyberpunk is everything to me rn and it's killing me

13 FUCKING NOMINATIONS But challengers and nosferatu get scraps??? Those mfs must be violently allergic to good films, the fires should've taken that academy board in one swoop

Now that I upgraded to the ps5 version and bought Phantom liberty I love Cyberpunk 2077 400% more Loved it since launch

Yall are acting like digital missionaries on Red Note already ??? Give it a fucking rest

Seeing all the looksmaxing shit popping up Thank god the metrosexuals are back 🙌

If I could run on how much I hated people, I wouldn't need food, sleep or water at all.

Unfortunately The Beatles did have some great songs 😔

This planet ought to blow up

How do I serve the Lord and Cunt ???

Nosferatu a freak fr, motherfucker sexy as shit

I will never get over the Friday the 13th Game It will always be in my heart next to Spartacus legends I will miss my boys deeply 😔

Imagine jerking it so much that you got sent to a sanatorium 💀 We used to be crazy back then

Clanking together some rose quartz so I can manifest the lyrics to any Cocteau twins song (What are they saying?????)

Another day without MF DOOM RIP King 🙏

Now that Christmas is over I'm wondering how many people have remembered to care about all the other Palestinians born in Bethlehem all year round, still under occupation.

If you use generative AI, especially for creative shit like stories or art in any way You're a Pussyole. a cunt even ...

Me getting kicked out of my grandmas funeral for making a cancer joke (she was a pisces)

I would perchance like to nibble on some concrete, thank you ...

Tried resetting my dream too many times and it led to sleep paralysis I'm so tired of this life

About to join the next season of Hells Kitchen, serving him a noose I'll hang myself with if I don't win

My spirit animal is the girl from Welcome to the doghouse

My eyes are fucking burning

Me and my 17 y/o self after winning our first game of Gwent rn #TheWitcher

If one more person cuts me off in the lane, I will take us both to hell

JT HATRICK!!! #mapleleafs