White dudes when they see a word that looks even remotely foreign (And it's usually just 3 syllables like come on you didn't even try)

Said I to Adam, I will not bow,” “My spine is straight, my heart is red. We rise as two, or not at all— I will not shrink to make you tall.” Happy Mother's Day to me ❤️‍🔥🖤

I'll never get over the fact that Christians think "Where did you get your moral code?" is a big gotcha for aetheists when they need a book to tell them killing and lying is bad and still somehow can't get it right.

Me waiting for every kid who called me old for being 30 to grow up and experience chronic pain

"Long hair doesn't belong on boys" -the guys on the middle left Mfers will really complain about crossdressing and pronouns when they grew up in the Androgeny Era

"Oh, so you think making fun of Charlie Kirk dying is FUNNY???"

Finally, someone who has their priorities straight. 👏

As we all know, autism and ADHD didn't exist until now. /j

youtu.be/zhKVvrKtHM0?... We should bully more corporations.

"Trump's not conservative" Oh no you don't. No no no no no. I can tolerate Republicans moving on from Bush and the neocons, 9/11 and all that. But you fucking own Trump from now until the end of time. He told you exactly who he was from day 1 and you voted for him 3 times. That's on YOU.

"Why are you still single?" Bitch why are you in my fucking business, just let me drink my coffee. I WILL take the mask off and tell you how I feel about who deserved what concerning Luigi Mangione and Charlie Kirk until you're too afraid to speak to me again.

Things are often more enjoyable when you don't interact with the toxic fans, yeah

"I will give you weekly release, if you stop this infinite rotation of memes." "I want to believe you are a righteous man..."

And this is coming from someone whose entire personality in middle school was based on those books.

Can we PLEASE stop erasing queer identities. Aloy from Horizon Zero Dawn/Forbidden West is a sapphic goddess and you're just ignoring that? To have men take advantage of her? "Thats not an answer" is just a predatory excuse and im sorry that I ever followed you.

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

YES SAY IT WITH YOUR FULL CHEST

I yearn for romance. To have and to hold #transbian #yuri #lesbianmeme #transmeme

You know society is fucked when not being able to afford something is perceived as non-compliance. "We noticed you haven't been taking your meds." "Yes. Because I can't afford them." "Well I can't treat you if you won't cooperate." ????? Bitch did I fucking stutter????

Not even we know tbh I think Plato threw a chicken at Aristotle about it once.

So is there a social media alternative that doesn't force me to doxx myself to Peter Teil? Or is that asking too much?

This unironically. It's low key ableist how some of you are equating autism to stupidity, lapse of judgment,or even stuff like fidgeting and we need to call this out. "But we're all on the spectrum" DO NOT say this unless you actually have it. You just want to cosplay ADS with none of the drawbacks

The reason they're anti-abortion is because they need more babies for their child trafficking ring. Which apparently our entire society is built upon???????? "Pro-life" my ass. (We always knew there was something dishonest about it but never knew it was this bad)

I found a coven 😍🥰

Bout to throw hands with fascist militants like I'm Arkham Batman

How do you punish a brat? No seriously, whenever they're being a lil freak and I threaten to to retaliate they're all like "Ooh daddy/mommy I like that" like no you are actually annoying me bc I'm trying to be productive today but punishing just makes us both horny and I can't get shit done 😭

"Oh I'm just not political." Think about how politically insulated and protected your rights must be to "not be political." The privileged who behave more annoyed at activists fighting to end tyranny, oppression, and persecution than the tyranny itself. I fight because I must 🏳️‍⚧️ #politics

Fr tho, it's like they exist to make your life a "Try not to crash out" challenge 😭

Love is love. Never give up. We will make it through this. We will survive. I promise. #Transmemes #trans #LGBT #Transrights

Why do Alex Jones and RFK Jr sound like that? Does being a grifter degrade your larynx somehow? Is it all the snake oil? Is it where they're hiding the rest of the files? Did they get sepsis from all the bullshit? Their throats sound like they've taken more punishment than mine, snd saying a lot.

It's 20 F in Florida. Before you say "Thats not that cold" IN FLORIDA. We're used to the full concentrated power of the sun. Everyone is coming to the clinic. Meanwhile Emergency rooms are empty due to weather. Because primary care is cheaper. I want you to think about how barbaric that is.

Neurotypicals will really call you on the phone just to yap about normie shit like sports or a trending tv show, but then you wanna talk about your favorite video game or what happened in your DnD campaign and they go "Ew nerd shit" and cut you off.

It's insane to think gaslighting and victim blaming actually works, like imagine getting punched and saying "It's my fault for being bruised, my face was in the way of his fist" and then everyone going "yeah that checks out, his fist is the real victim here" Like I wanna rip my hair out and cry 😭

This x1000

Please, I am BEGGING society to understand the simple concept of systemic abuse. "Yeah, I bought Hogwarts but I'm not hurting trans kids" "Yeah I drive a Tesla but I don't support Elon Musk" "Yeah, I use Grok but I'm not enabling CP or revenge porn" BITCH YES YOU DO YOU ARE GIVING THESE A PLATFORM

How many times do we have say we're not ok with this? How many times do we have to protest? Look, yeah, I get that's the tactic, get us desensitized and unresponsive to the atrocities happening daily but I'm just getting MORE PISSED at the fact I'm so exhausted from this bullshit.

People be saying “you can’t put the genie back in the lamp/bottle/bag” when the literal most popular film about genies, Aladdin, ends with Jafar turning into a genie and getting shoved the fuck back into his new lamp. Carry that energy into 2026. Make AI so unpopular that govts are forced to act.

Fr bro, just let me be a side npc that's just chilling and oblivious of the plot

What if we kissed under the vaginal superstructure 🫣

Been expiramenting with digital art. Thought I'd indulge with a little self-portrait 😘

Let's show these big businesses what's worth fighting for!! Vote with your money and support local businesses over corporations for the holidays.

Migration is an earth right. 🎨 @schlott.art

Isn't it just fucking incredible that we don't all think this is true? Just blows my mind. Not a single person should be hungry or without a safe living space.

Idk wtf the BlueSky algorithm wants to see, so here's a photo I took of my friend's cat standing on a ceramic hippo on a fireplace mantel. I give up.

"you need ppl" no YOU need ppl leave me the fuck alone

Love Hemisphere. 💞

The JD in JD Vance stands for Juvenile Dick, which coincidentally Republicans also love.

NICE PEOPLE GET WALKED OVER MEAN PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING AND GET WHAT THEY WANT FROM THIS DAY FORTH I WILL BE MEEEEAAAAN!!!! Narrator: She said, knowing that being mean wasn't in her nature, and that she would continue to be a people pleaser for those who don't deserve her kindness.

All it takes to normalize nudism for one person is for them to witness other naked people in a casual environment, more effective if it's a group they know and trust. Go forth my children and spread the gospel 🙌