New upstairs neighbours sound like they’re decorating with some tunes on, they have a playlist of heavy dance remixes of well known pop tunes on. Don’t think Sound of Silence at 180 bpm was what the writers intended if I’m honest.

Celtic are so easy to play against. Slow, predictable, no spark. Keep your shape, stay disciplined and you’re in with a real chance of a result. Today only the latest of many examples. If we go 8 behind Hearts next weekend, Rodgers 100% needs to go. He’s going anyway and it shows.

No wonder Trump would rather shut the American government down than release the Epstein files, they just got an English Prince binned.

It’s not the greatest sentence ever written, but it’s up there. Love the use of biblical horror, like it’s an established genre. Also, which father, dude has 2 technically and not naming which one Cage actually plays has my interest.

Take the results, but both games were eye-bleeding watches. Decent teams would have won both games at a canter.

Classic Scotland btw. Be lucky to dodge a bullet here if it’s not given

Don’t get why Rangers fans would be excited to have Gerrard back. Would be like if, no harm to him, Celtic were to announce Ronny was coming back. Except Ronny won x3 as many trophies.

Saw Raye do: Where Is My Husband? for some half time show through the week and it was phenomenal. Have now listened through ‘My 21st Century Blues’ off the back of it and I’m now obsessed. Class act, highly recommend!

Katy Perry blasting out over the PA post match is decent banter

Steve Clarke should be a proscribed organisation 😂

We’ve been so bad tonight that all the commentary team can talk about is how pish we’ve been

Mental turnaround 😭

I’m fairly sure I’ve only ever seen him play for Scotland and even then I don’t watch every game, you can’t under Clarke, there’s only so much pain you can subject yourself too. But I’ve never seen the lad Adam look like an actual footballer, ever.

Scotland are absolutely fucking honking

How can that be a factual decision when there’s not a single angle that shows it touching his hand or arm.

That is the worst VAR decision I’ve ever seen against us

Can never really sniff at a point away in Europe. Positives: Donovan, Kelechi and Tounekti. Negatives: poor midfield 3 performances 1st half, Daizen looks checked out, Yang starting when we’ve spent £10+m on right footed wingers.

If there is a God, they have an opportunity to do objectively the funniest shit ever by rapturing decent folk just trying to live good lives and leaving all the fundamentalist nutters messing with other people’s lives to sort the rest out amongst themselves.

Watched Nobody 2 tonight. By the time the next one comes out it’s going be regarded in similar terms to the John Wick franchise. A balls-out action movie that’s of it’s time. Probably with a bit more soul even though the levels of violence are comparable in terms of gratuity and awesomeness.

Got diagnosed with type 2 diabetes almost exactly a year ago. Got a call from the nurse today saying my latest blood results have come back and are now at a level that’s no longer considered diabetic. Still got work to do on my health, but definitely buzzing with that.

Shame about the passing of Robert Redford, The Sting got taped almost every time it was on TV growing up and as I got older I was obsessed with Butch Cassidy. Guy had too many great movies to name them all as well. 89 is a good innings tho.

The first time we play with a bit of pace and quality, goal.

Change something ffs

Celtic are absolutely stinking here, clueless, toothless.

Watching the new Naked Gun movie, Liam Neeson nails the deadpan, there’s loads of visual gags and the script is hitting you with sly lines you won’t pick up until you’ve watched it more than once. They literally don’t make intentionally daft, but tight, movies like this any more. Worthy successor.

Shove your half arse Statement up your arse !!! It's always someones else fault ''Its the Media's Fault'' ''it's BR's Fault'' it's not as if this is a one off, it's been happening for several years now🤬no apology just passing the buck ,Sack the lot of them ! www.celticfc.com/news/2025/se...

Celtic Board 👇

Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen: 208 words Gettysburg Address by Abraham Lincoln: 272 words Actually, It’s Not Our Fault, It’s The Mainstream Media’s Fault And Social Media’s Fault And UEFA’s Fault and Your Fault But - And This Bit’s Important - It’s Not Our Fault by Celtic Football Club: 1,030 words

Wow. So #Celticfc release a statement at 9pm on Saturday night. .... Taking precisely NO accountability of the massive failings at the club. None at all!! Literally name-checked everyone and everything else they could possibly blame. Absolute cretins. Taking supporters for mugs. 😡😡😡

The holes, contradictions & hyperbole in the Celtic statement tonight were big enough to drive a team bus through - if we had actually invested in one instead of paying millions in corporation taxes instead. Anyone who buys it is a mug and the CSCs that spoke to them have been used as human shields.

Imagine thinking a Sun hatchet job on the manager you’ve systematically failed to back was a better idea than just holding your hands up, admitting you fucked it, promising you’re going to fix it and coming to your stakeholders in good faith with a plan. Imagine.

Got back around to God of War (2018) on my week off. Tried it before & didn’t connect with it, tried again this week after getting scunnered with the bloat of the FFVIIR series. It’s incredible, tho the highlight of the explanation of Norse mythology as a Scot was Thor getting called a “fat dobber”

So, the new reality is Daizen up front, supported by the new guys out wide. Shin & Kenny as back ups and Forrest and Yang wide back ups until Jota can get back in the mix. Let’s hope for no more injuries over the 20+ games between now and January* (*We’re not sorting out shit in January either).

Rodgers should go in the morning. He’s off anyway and definitely isn’t getting backed now, start a proper top to bottom rebuild now because this isn’t good enough and there’s no point wasting a year to have to rebuild it anyway

The Friday Night Film (once the girls are in bed) this week is the “final” Mission Impossible. The last 4, maybe 5 have been trash with some of the best action sequences ever filmed - so they’re watchable for that alone. About an hour in here and it’s still making sense, so a big improvement!

In its current state, this Celtic team isn’t even good enough to put together a decent Europa League run

The Celtic board have absolutely fucked it here, but there’s enough blame to go around, the manager has complained about quality since day one, yet has passively allowed them to waste money on players he repeatedly refuses to use. The system is also total dogshit, slow, passive and outdated.

Honestly, if the board had no intention of backing Rodger’s, they should’ve binned him and got someone in who could deliver what they want. The relationship between manager and board has clearly disintegrated again and it’s the team and the fans suffering for it

Celtic look like a team on their last legs 3 weeks into the season. We’re in big trouble here, because I have no faith in this side away in Europe

Just caught the digital release of Superman, it’s fucking class. Didn’t realise I needed a superhero story set in an unreal world as the MCU has trained me to expect superhuman shit in a vaguely human world. The good guy can just choose to be good, just because and it can be fun. In to it big time!

My Celtic group chat has Daizen off to Brentford for £27m tonight and I really hope it’s bullshit. 1) he’s worth more in the current market 2) he’s better than an influx Brentford (no harm to them) and 3) we’re having objectively one of our worst windows in years, you just can’t sell the POTY too.

Between the insane amount of roadworks going on around Glasgow as well as Spider-Man shutting down roads all over the place, getting to work in town is an absolute nightmare.

The post match comments from Rodgers about Yang being an important player who we can’t even think about selling should send a chill down the spine of every Celtic fan, this board is at it. Thank god I stopped putting my money in their pockets years ago.

I have genuine concerns about this Celtic team this season. We arguably have a solid 9 for the starting 11, a few useful squad players then a ridiculous amount of players who we either already know aren’t good enough or have no idea if they’re going to be good enough. Few injuries away from a crisis

Ozzy Osbourne should be on the Mt. Rushmore of Front Men, up there with Jagger and Bowie in his own right.

Don’t know where the idea of Bank Holidays came from, but glad it happened. If you’re lucky you get 5 weeks holiday, but then someone was like: let’s take another 5 or 6 Mondays a year and bin them off just because. Make up a reason, no one cares. And everyone else in the room was just into it.

Usyk’s counter punching is unreal

I like a sunny day as much as the next guy, but it’s midnight and we’ve had an air conditioner on full blast all day and it’s still 20+ degrees in the living room, get it in the bin!

I’m assuming whoever is on in town tonight wears a lot of floaty dresses and cowboy boots because I’ve never seen so many in roughly the same place in all my days. Must be a convention or something.