I think everything could be better if it concluded with Cynthia Erivo belting a riff. Fireworks. Funeral. A really big meal. Think about it.

Trump dropping the Real Life Hunger Games announcement on a random Thursday is wild.

I’m boarding Otter tomorrow overnight for the first time ever, and I’m so weepy. Is she going to be safe? Will she get scared not having me around? Am I a mom letting their kid go to their first sleepover? Lmao.

It’s me. I’m the introverted woman.

On the bright side, Blood cover Brighthaven is just as good as everyone says it is. #booksky

Update no one asked for: my issues with my psychologist were caused by a fuck ass receptionist on a power trip and she never even told him I submitted the refill request. He issued a formal apology to me. I want one from her lmao

Literally sobbing uncontrollably bc my primary care doc got sick and can’t see me tomorrow. At this point, I’m about to file a complaint with the medical board for willful neglect of a patient

Shout out to my fuck ass and relatively new psychologist who refused to refill my EFFEXOR because I missed a telehealth appointment. Meaning I am off my meds for the first time since 2019 cold turkey and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem. Irresponsible, spiteful sack of shit.

My unread NetGalley shelf is so stacked that I almost feel guilty over what I got approved for.

You can tell it got cold in Florida last night bc everyone and their momma is putting air in their tires today hahaha (It’s me. I am everyone and your momma)

HAPPY TRAD PUB RELEASE DAY TO MY BABY CHILDREN OF FALLEN GODS!! I can’t wait for my signed Waterstones edition to arrive so I can sink my teeth into the new bonus content!!! #booksky

reading a subpar dragon soap opera 4 times is not the flex she thinks it is

Chapter 44 of Fallen Stars *literally* has me screaming. I can’t even pretend to hold it together right now.

I made a TikTok crashing out about the Goodreads Romantasy Readers choice results. I literally knew that was exactly how the rankings would end, but this comment is baffling to me. Do u live under a ROCK?! Hello??

🗣️🗣️🗣️ ALCHEMISED IS NOT ROMANTASY AND I AM SICK OF PEOPLE SAYING IT IS

Spotify may have called me capital G gay, but at least my club is fucking lit

Omw to renew my Costco membership and even bump it up a level. I would have renewed it anyway bc of my migraine med savings, but the MAGA crash out just makes it feel THAT much better.

Sabrina Carpenter immediately dragging the White House for using her music with 🧊 propaganda. As she should.

I am having the hardest time grappling with the loss of my dog lately. Going into the holidays without her feels wrong. The thought of this year being the last year I held her is wrecking me. It feels like I’ve lost her all over again

Literally me after seeing the Septimus art sneak peak #booksky

Stranger things has way too high of a budget to be doing these awful cgi kid faces bc their actors aged up lmao

I tried to start Blood of Hercules. I made it two chapters in. Why the fuck is this ten year old having the internal monologue of a jaded middle aged person? I don’t understand the general vibe and it’s making me full body cringe. I have 23 highlights/notes already. This is abnormal.

Turned on the Macy’s parade bc tradition saw Lil John lip syncing to Turn down for what with the toys r us giraffe. I think that’s enough for me.

spending less than $17 for FIVE audiobooks that’s also supporting my local bookstore is wiiiiild, i adore this app 📚🖤

I’m doing the last 15% of Brimstone tandem audio and physical book and I’m SCREAMING!!!!

I also went on a request spree on NetGalley last night. I always think I’ll be lucky if I get one, and then I end up shocked pikachu and overwhelmed by ARCs. Every. Damn. Time.

Someone on TikTok called me morally depraved because I said the editing mistake in Brimstone didn’t ruin my experience and people are heavily overreacting. Like, yeah, I’m morally depraved, but that’s not why??

I’ve made it over 30 years on this putrid planet and I still have no idea what the fuck eggnog is.

Beef just asked if we could have a shark coochie board for dinner. I’m training him well.

People who try to resell a fairyloot book they got for $35 for hundreds of dollars can disrespectfully eat my ass.

Having in-laws in Europe is so clutch when you’re a special edition book collector. I secured this MFing bag. #Booksky

When I was a kid, I wanted to be Kim Possible so bad. I somehow ended up Wade rofl. Chronically online, homebody lurker solving everyone’s problems for them. 🤪

had a lot of fun working on the wonderful illustration commission from reddit (hope both of them loved it)

Honestly someone messaged me accusing me of using AI for my cutie little avatar. Jokes on them bc @ivanessabailey.bsky.social actually made this for me and I’m still obsessed. 🥲

I need everyone to know that I am now a member oft he Heavely Bodies cult. That’s probably a real cult, but I’m talking about the population who is obsessed with the book by Imani Erriu. I am about to be super annoying about that book. #booksky

Shout out to all the local baddies lined up ooutside of target for brimstone this morning.

I know people get tattoos covered or removed all the time, but there is something that is unreasonably hilarious (to me) about people posting videos getting their semicolon tattoos removed.

I’m 200 pages into Alchemy of secrets and imma be honest, I don’t get it, and I don’t really care to. I’m going to finish it, but I’m really disappointed in this.

Construction workers: Me, every time, without fail: “ROAD WORK AHEAD?! Uhhhh YEAH, I sure *hope* it does!!!”

Nothing could have prepared me for the trump blowing blow Clinton lore drop. On the bright side, the lore drop to distract from this is about to go absolutely bonkers.

trump did WHAT to Bill Clinton?!

just a reminder that when ebooks are on sale on amazon , they’re usually also on sale at our good friend @bookshop.org !!! shop indie when you can!! 💙📚

What crazy lore drop do yall think we’re going to get next to distract from the latest Epstein Files bombshell?

“Bow before me, peasants. Bring me your finest kibble.”

I miss the old Holiday Sprite. Fuck the spiced cranberry bullshit. I don’t want my sprite to taste like cloves.

Thank you, Peer Pressure. I am finally starting Heavenly Bodies.

Bought a crimbus decoration today bc how could I not. Otter approves #dogsky

Third act breakup is such a waste of tiime ugh 😣 We all know you’re gonna smoosh faces again, don’t give me any of this “I have to break up with you to protect you” nonsense

I’m watching Wicked: One Wonderful Night and I’m literally sobbing and haven’t even made it through the intro. Why am I like this

This OwlCrate edition of Wild Reverence might be the prettiest book I own. Photos can’t do her justice #booksky