"No don't even tempt that clown."

"In my defense I couldn't say no to her. I mean look at her! Them curves! And the breasts were like pillows."

❝ 𝙾𝚑, 𝙸'𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜. 𝚂𝚎𝚎, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚎𝚛, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚠, 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐘𝐎𝐔! ❞ Canon/independent portrayal of Lucifer Morningstar from Hazbin Hotel

❝ 𝙱𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔! ❞ Canon/independent portrayal of Abel from Hazbin Hotel

Awake⠀, arise⠀ or⠀ be⠀ forever⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ fallen.⠀

Coughp

𝑭𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 𝑬𝒙𝒐𝒓𝒄𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑴𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒈𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑯𝒂𝒛𝒃𝒊𝒏 𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒍

"It's smaller than mine."

"Who hasn't fucked Eve" Remembering his youthful sin days

"Damn god didn't make a mistake making Eve baby looks Divine~"

#sexysunday 'yes, I got this on earth! It looks good on me.' He had bed head only it looked like he went to the salon. He simply sat down wings stretching.

Hazbin RP account for Lucifer Morningstar. Be respectful, may be ooc but I’m trying my best. No bullying, No minors you will be blocked. Be respectful and have fun!

"A mortal tried humping my leg... Tell me what the fuck I did."

"YES!!!!"

"No buts! You are very important!"

"No you aren't" He pats her head.

Wants to touch ears

𝑩𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒚 𝒊𝒔 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆. 𝒀𝒆𝒕, bsky.app/profile/virt...

"I smelt lust!"

"I put yay too many dild- umm decorations on my Sinmas tree"

"okay if you can't take on all sins this guy would just flick your screen to kill you. Michael Morningstar the nuke of heaven basically kicked our sin asses"

"oh shit he's apologizing"

"survival of the fittest" drags @redeemrainbow.bsky.social into box "Michael is down here"

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well that didn't go as planned plan b RUN Runs for it

"Michael you can have Vox please forgive us We had no part in his attempt on Heaven..." Ozzie hated this but he knelt like he was a saint in church "Spare Hell see to it that you make right choices..."

@voxtechoverlord.bsky.social "you fucking got Heaven's Nuke on us you asshole!"

"My dear, it seems there are some insolent ants who are daring to challenge us." - Overlord Sir Pentious ♡ + ↻

"Asmodeus"

Ozzie can fight with satan Michael shows up he fucking fades into the background

"I got my ass kicked in heaven"

"this is why we don't grab Michael's Attention"

damn....

"Harder!" yes he's gonna freak it out of trouble

Screams as @archangel-of-light.bsky.social Follows me Cries in Sin

"Yes your majesty"

"Yogurt Satan blew up again you might have to restart it all over again from the beginning!"

"Sad I'm telling Yogurt you blew up again!"

"I'm just proving a Point if he blows up at anything He can't be king!"

"And that is why you can't be king"

ozzie messing with Satan might backfire but its so funny

"Sorry Do I need to call your therapist? You seem Heated Satan this would be bad if the new king got mad at every remark or opinion."

"Is that why you need a therapist? A king does have to be Level Headed Satan..."

"We need to restart that"

"What the fuck is blitzo saying with charchar."

"Damn that is the size of the tallest incubi."

"Your trying to pin me against Lucifer and Satan! That is a death wish Levi! I'm loyal to Lucifer that ends it." He glared "or I might have to do something I might regret if you say it again." He bounced back "well I am going to find Fizzie!"

"Yes I have a flair for that in my club."

"You can stand on my shoulders for a while to feel tall."