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Thei promos for their new movie made me realize I've had enough of jack black and paul rudd.

I still feel panic the week before Christmas even though I no longer have any family obligations or holiday guilt

I still feel panic the week before Christmas even though I no longer have any family obligations or holiday guilt

I think jake paul and andrew tate should get married now

I realized why I hate Milk Street and never watch it. It's pretentious in the worst way, it's always pretending to "discover" basic ethnic recipes, and they can never make something without shitting on a dish that they've decided is garbage in comparison. chris kimball is such a white dick

High School in Brooklyn. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXhg...

trump carnegie hall would actually make a lot more sense

I know this sounds mean, but you can often tell by how someone emails you that they have no talent

AI is the no-talent dilettante's best friend

why is nobody asking george clooney about his gym jordan documentary that we were promised for like 6 years

I was out for a walk earlier in my neighborhood of Bay Ridge and got to see a small parade on 3rd ave of Mexican Americans in beautiful costumes for the Feast Day of Our Lady of Guadalupe. I should have taken some video but I was so moved all I could do was smile and cry. I love my hometown.

I can always rely on fake Jennifer Aniston fan accounts for 100% of my new followers

Jeff Bridges beat cancer so he could shill for T Mobile. That is fucking depressing.

For all my fellow Mannix-heads: designed by me! (Peggy just made a fresh pot) popfanshop.dashery.com/products/842...

Here are the 2 secrets to effective communication with the American people: 1. Keep your message very simple 2. Lie brazenly and consistently

Apple seriously wants to charge me $19 to pay $40 for an instagram ad I have to run, if I do it on my phone. Jesus Christ

If you're an indie actor who's not already in a clique of people who work with each other constantly, don't be on social media

I wish Quentin Tarantino would publicly say terrible things about my acting

the party that wants unlimited presidential power AND states' rights

MTG is unable to accept any accountability for anything she has ever said or done which is why she can go fuck all the way off forever. She is still a sack of wet shit with the same views she has always had, and she will never be a good person.

I would still dance my ass off to this. When you learn how to dance in 80s Brooklyn and Downtown NYC you never forget www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaHU...

I'm watching this fantastically bad 1976 movie I'd never heard of called Velvet Smooth, and it was shot mostly in Cobble Hill. To see mid-70s Brooklyn around Court Street is giving me lots of feelings.

I think he's lost what little filter he had because he knows he's dying

I just found out I'm 3 years older than Jake Tapper

This is the last "holiday season" of my 50s. My brain insists I focus on stuff like that and make it more important than it really is. I will start 2026 by turning 60 at the end of January; the child-like impulse of "But I don't WANT TO!" is very strong in me. It's hard to describe, but intense.

It's time for today's episode of "CPTSD or ADHD?"

Is there a term for when you're constantly trying to be "productive" but it's motivated mainly by worry and fear?

I wonder how much water and electricity were wasted by all the "hilarious" AI Thanksgiving Day parade balloon jokes? SO FUNNY YOU GUYS TOTALLY WORTH IT

I wonder if that guy still loves his curvy wife

"Oh, I didn't CREATE that AI slop, I just reposted it to make a point!" SAME THING.

I was thinking I could get a job in a supermarket so the press could cover it as 'This Actor Now Works At FoodTown!' but the truth is nobody would recognize me so I'd just be the oldest employee in the supermarket and that'd only be a compelling story if I was 97

Don't expect people to reciprocate if you go out of your way for them. Either they'll forget your efforts instantly, never realize that you made those efforts, or they may assume that good things just fall out of the sky. Either way, do things if you want to do them, then let them go.

jesse watters looks like he was built in Gerry Anderson's Supermarionation studio

I see ads for these gigantic ridiculous wristwatches and I think, what kind of loser douchebag would wear something so stupid and then I see footage of kash patel and it all makes sense

Without sounding like I'm bragging.I think my talent as an actor, comedy chops, and stage presence are all impressive. What keeps me up at night is, how much MORE impressive would they be, and where might my career be, if I hadn't been convinced as a kid that being 100% myself was a bad thing.

Posted this in 2020 and it's still true: I really like home renovation shows, but only the half hour ones. An hour leaves way too much time for bullshit segments trying to get me to connect emotionally with the hosts. I don't give a fuck about your farm or your 7 kids. FINISH THE GODDAMN KITCHEN

I love the 1978 Columbo episode "Murder Under Glass" because it does it deep dive into his Italian-American heritage. Directed by Jonathan Demme!