I don’t like asking social media for money, but if you love delicious popcorn and want to help my kid’s school raise funds for their 5th grade end-of-year parties this is his store: popup.doublegood.com/s/939ovhm7

In case anyone thinks large retail chains invest in their software…Today the computers at work were so slow it took over an hour to get one order change to go through. And this is not an isolated incident.

Anyone wondering how working for a big box store is like a dystopian nightmare, you’ll be interested to learn that my corporate overlords idea of a fitting tribute to a longtime worker who died recently is naming a piece of lift equipment after him

My toothless old mini schnauzer sans beard. His lolling tongue looks much more epic now

My retail overlords are not just raising prices in aisles. They now want us to subsidize more of the cost of the already overpriced vending machines. This ain’t about snacks…Overnight crew doesn’t have a lot of meal options at 2am and these machines carry sandwiches & soups.

My kid just lost his third molar in four days. At this rate he will Tooth Fairy us out of house and home.

Okay, maybe my little Fizzgig is overdue for a grooming. But the floof is just so adorable with his bedhead.

Got my dog’s new city license. Took his leash down to attach the tag to his collar. And now he’s big mad that we aren’t actually going for a walk this minute

My kid just channeled Fred Savage in Princess Bride by covering his eyes and peeking through his fingers at a brief romantic kiss in a Voltron cartoon. Gonna file that away to remind him when he’s a teenager

Merry Christmas from my little old pup, Fizzgig. Who is not stuck between the cushions, he’s just comfy.