NVIDIA realized that companies were gonna stop buying GPUs soon and started getting creative, i see

every now and then im reminded of the incredible value contained in the $2.50 Sam's Club pizza combo. simply cannot be beaten. one of life's few remaining pleasures

the media be like, "idiot shocks the world by getting 2+2=4 right!"

american men are indoctrinated to believe their sole worth as a human is having a family and being the caretaker of that family. getting a divorce is a direct repudiation of their ability to do those things. now, they could prevent it by being a better partner and father, buuuuuuuuuut

really funny to me how many people at my job desperately hold on to their 2017 MacBook Airs held together with prayers and well-wishes when im trying to give them a new M3 to play with

turns out being huge dickheads to all of your friends will alienate them, not compel them to be nice to you. who could have predicted that, except for everyone who doesnt suck

Dog bluesky is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say "I like pupcakes," and somebody will say, "so you hate woofles?" no bitch (meaning female dog), that's a new sentence, wtf you talking about

Very funny that Raiders-era Pete Carroll is saying this

if we're soft-launching the downfall of Stephen Miller, i have several cigars ready for the moment

im sure it's just a coincidence that the prevalence of LLM vibe-coding is happening around the same time every single app on my phone is constantly breaking and nothing works correctly on Windows

there's actually a lot of very cool stuff going on in the battery field. if we werent hooting all the goddamn time about AI we could be putting all our efforts into this instead, and who knows where we'd be

responding to every single powerscaling argument with "any given Sunday"

pretty funny how much more heat Gal Gadot took for that Imagine video compared to the rest of the celebs in it because she was first and nobody could finish it lol

my two-months-late review of the new Kreator album: it is certainly a new Kreator album. a bit catchier on the whole than some of their other 21st century stuff. 7.5/10

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive

HomeGoods ass stop sign

everyone claims they want quieter and more dynamic masters of their albums until they get one. then they ask for it to get smashed and loud like every single album they told you they didnt want it to sound like

i think it's very cute how British people invented a fake day called "Chewsday"

i said it a few days ago but i really am sick of this kind of headline. "Democrats panic?" no they arent. "Power Player"? no he isnt. that isn't true. "2028 chaos?" there isnt any. stop lying.

I swear these guys get asked a question, immediately assume they're hearing the dominant conservative opinion and start trying to triangulate. Where the fuck is the support for this? Who is clamoring for this?

my stepdad thinks the No Kings protest is because of the signature on the dollar thing. truly a man with his finger on the pulse of society

Everything since Windows 7 has been a mistake

Fucking around, thinking about making being a Battlehawks fan my personality this spring

This would have hit so hard in 2022, but I cannot begin to describe how little of a fuck I give these days

Sinners, or: Ryan Coogler Apparently Has Incredible Sex

Sinners made me realize the concept of "Native American Vampire Hunters" is basically the coolest thing ever

quickly googling how old Tim Walz and Mark Kelly are

Gen Z won't ever get it because they grew up into Eminem's cringe and embarrassing era, but if you were alive and cognizant in the late 90s through the mid 2000s Eminem was basically the coolest guy alive. i didnt even really listen to rap at that time and i thought he was pretty cool

i am STRONG. i am TOUGH. i am a PRIME EXAMPLE OF MASCULINITY. whenever i go to the closest Walmart, i PISS MYSELF with FEAR

in fairness, if dudes like Musk or Andreessen actually self-reflected, they'd probably reach for the rope, so i understand their refusal to do so

on my like 8th listen it fully clicked, and i actually love this album. still probably their worst since they reunited, but it's much closer to the rest for me than when i first started listening

having a net 0 approval among your own party is pretty fuckin bad, id say. a lot of his support among white dudes this go around was because they were somehow convinced that Trump wouldnt start a war but Kamala would, so him going against that "promise" is the one thing that could actually move them

hell i'll go out there for 1/8th of what theyre paying Skenes and give them an ERA like that

i will personally sign into law a bipartisan bill that requires Blind Guardian's discography to be taught in schools

finding out this is Druski has sent me into the stratosphere. the spirit of White Chicks is still alive and well

i think everyone would be shocked by the full extent of right-wing astro-turfing if it were fully revealed, even the ball-knowers out there

Ultimate Spider-Man's falloff will be a case study soon, unfortunately. Total waste of a great start

the Midwestern definition of "hell, we could just drive there" is gonna get MUCH bigger

the new Exodus is very weird. im settling into the opinion that it's their worst since Force of Habit, yet i keep listening to it. i guess even mediocre Exodus is still enough to keep me hooked

can you imagine what metal would look like without Tolkien. half of the metal bands in the world would be fucked

filling in on bass for my drummer's cover band, and i tell you, playing For Whom The Bell Tolls on bass when you arent a bassist feels like stolen valor

that is a Big Internet task. the Small Internet can't be trusted with that sort of thing

and one large glass of milk for The Pervert

Make any method of generating images accessible enough and it will solely be used to make cuck porn. I feel like we should all as a society be a BIT more concerned about that

"the left can never just be excited about new tech!" the new tech in question:

the worldbuilding is so asinine. "oh, the villain org is so small as to not be a threat until they get a hold of a turbo Death Star. they lost that thing as well as all of the manpower staffing it, but they were still somehow able to take over the entire galaxy overnight"

that's right, we're sending more govt. employees to the airports! what's that? oh no, they're not gonna help with the lines at all. theyre actually there to harass minorities. i can see how that can be confusing. wait, why are you getting mad at me?

Playing in front of a big crowd: would recommend

what's crazy is that buying this is cheaper than getting double meat in your bowl. protip for the Chipotle heads out there

im saying up front that this is all entirely my perception and totally unfair, but to me, every single one of the popular multiplayer shooters looks exactly the same, not fun at all, and i really dont understand how anybody gets anything unique out of any of them