"but Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!" might be my favorite line read of all time. I could hear it a hundred times and still think it's hilarious

"we're bringing back speed metal"

dont worry everyone, we'll just get NVIDIA to sell a couple million more GPUs and everything will be ok

What none of you seem to comprehend is that while you’re all arguing about stupid shit online, I am running THOUSANDS of complex calculations in my head, and ALL of them are wrong as hell.

personally i think if we're gonna keep digging up the hasbeens of the Democratic party, we should let Howard Dean take another crack at it

woke up thinking about Mahomes getting injured and got really angry. so pointless that this season went down like this. every single issue facing the Chiefs has been known about since at least 2023 and no one in leadership felt compelled to try and fix any of it

wife is taking me to see Trixie Mattel & Katya next year. very excited to be the "straight male partner at the drag show" that i hear so much talk about

ill never forget you, FireWire

Facebook tells me i have "friend suggestions", and links me to a page of a guy i dont know, lives in a city 9 hours away, has no posts, and has no mutual friends with me. i cannot explain how desperately i want this shitass company to fold

the decision to make JJJ an Alex Jones type is funny at first, but time has shown that it's a creative dead end. what makes him interesting is that he's a bastard who hates Spider-Man, but he's ultimately a good and honorable person. the Alex Jones bit just reduces him to comic relief

so much of IT is reading the text on the screen because the user doesn’t feel like doing it

nothing makes clear how innovative a technology is than telling people, "i am going to force you to figure out how to make this useful"

i will never have a shred of sympathy for people who gamble on sports. oh no, a division rival didn't lie down and die for you and you lost a bet because of it. fucking grow up, loser. waste of oxygen

it's bullshit that the Satanic Panic 2.0 is reserved solely for weakass artists like Zac Brown and Beyonce. back in the day bands like Venom and Slayer got to get in on the action

while it is technically impressive that this exists at all, it's still pretty far from primetime. every single time an AI tries to render human emotion it lands firmly at the bottom of the Uncanny Valley. those old people laughing set off my fight or flight like crazy

Chiefs fans need to be really thankful for that 2022 season rn, because the discourse would be significantly worse without that SB run

remember playing KOTOR and the game accidentally punishes you for trying to talk to the romance option after the Big Moment, because it checks a number to determine if the romance is far enough along to get that ending, and you put it up 1 above what it's supposed to be

very cool that these days, no matter what youre getting shipped or who it's getting shipped through, you can just go ahead and tack a few extra days onto the expected delivery date

as much criticism as i have of Tekken 7 and 8, Harada is still one of the best to ever do it. somewhat sad to see him go

All it took was like 3 months of not being allowed in public for Americans to permanently forget how to function in society

Hilarious how scientific the NFL playoff seeding is, then you look over at CFB and it's ruled solely by the worst vibes imaginable

was the Grink there

Journalist?

Shout out to Marshall amps, who give me the avenue to live my best life

Every time I play a gig I'm just like, hell yeah. Don't think there's a better feeling in the world

What the fuck happens in Star Trek man

i see Star Wars fans shit-talking this, and i just want to say that we SW freaks have no ground to stand on regarding the quality of our favorite franchise

listening to Mourning High right now. these guys would have been kings if they had come out in 2007. alas,

the bright, hopeful vision for the future that we've staked the economy on: companies paying OpenAI money to have robots send emails back and forth to each other that no human actually reads

One of Them Days is a movie that feels like it came straight out of the mid-90s and i mean that in the most complimentary way possible. fantastic film, and Palmer is incredible in it

been pondering on this, but i think the Stupidity of the Median Voter is actually a double-edged sword. the electorate is so mad because they didn't believe Trump's rhetoric/weren't paying attention, but ALSO, the Trump admin is shocked because they mistook that apathy for support of their policies

remember: Raven Software died for this

Queensryche is the only band to have a Billboard top ten hit featuring dialogue from HELLRAISER II

you know that's right

Tekken Team really sat down to design a new character and were like, "what if we made Ogre a waifu?" god these guys have no fucking shame. sorry Harada, im an adult. i have a retirement account. im not interested in another cutesy teenage anime girl.

like i understand ADHD and time blindness and all that, sure, it sound exhausting to have to fight every day. but at a certain point, you gotta be on time to shit, right? and not even trying to get better about it does color my opinion of you.

when i was in college ten years ago i was slapped in the face with this. i spent high school cranking out essays with higher word counts and more rigorous rubrics than this, and while i was aware i was an outlier, i was shocked when i spent the first two weeks of college being taught how to write

Just remembered my mom bought me Marvel Knights: The Punisher issues as a kid. Lucky for her I was too young to really comprehend what I was reading

not catchy, doesn't convey a clear message, is totally ineffectual given the desires of the base. can't even be made fun of. just non-existent. D-

time for my monthly binge of my favorite band, Exodus

this prompted me to actually try to do this, but fuck is it hard. i'm not a concert freak but i definitely go to more than one a month, on average.

i've gotten really good at tuning the commentators out. i remember Romo explaining the rules to OT at the very end of Super Bowl LVIII while i was asking how the rules go because i had not been listening to him for hours

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

conservatives: it is unacceptable how callous the left is about Charlie Kirk's death! adult lefties: we're just saying that, while tragic, Kirk contributed a lot to the culture that led to his death and that needs to be acknowledged Gen Z teens, apparently: lol neck go spurt

This Chiefs season has actually been easier than last season. Watching your team be shit but still keep winning is frustrating. When they just lose, you can just be angry, and if you can't enjoy watching your favorite team, being really mad at them is the next best thing

It’s that time of year again!

Dredd 2

what's weird to me is how this article pretends that smartphone tech is still evolving like it was in the beginning. the difference between an iPhone 11 and 15 is nowhere near the difference between the 1 and 4. there's no productivity loss or performance bottleneck, it's pure greed