We made it, Ma

Not #hcafc being one of the form sides in The Championship... crikey.

Just seen One Battle After Another at last. Enjoyed it, comedy so dark its vanta black. Sean Penn fucking steals it

No kings. Or dukes.

This remains my favourite ever interaction between two human beings. youtu.be/LdGai72Tt8Y?...

The hypocrisy is infuriating

Dang. Was meant to be seeing (Annabella Lwin's version of) Bow Wow Wow this Sunday, but its been cancelled. Thanks a bunch, Eventim for the head's up. I'd have looked a right penis rocking up to the venue for it on Sunday night. Quite gutted. I love Annabella Lwin

Annie Hall has died. My sweet Diane Keaton. Queen.

The folder in my mind's database is completely empty for Billie Myers #TOTP

Marvellous

Damn fine song for a Wednesday morning commute. music.youtube.com/watch?v=1mEC...

Do keep punching down, British public. A billionaire profiting handsomely from your migrant crisis.

Remember when you used to watch the Big Brother 'live' feed on E4 all day in the hope you'd get a flash of something? As though that was a possibility. Then you'd watch The Salon, sat there, unaware you were in the midst of the true Golden Age of (reality) television.

1-0 win today. Very good. Them Shenfield United aren't half bad but they are definitely going down. They played decent football, cant make it work in front of goal. Gifted a pen before the death... and miss it. #hcafc

Butch Vig teach me your secrets of youth #TOTP

And 'Save Tonight' might be my favourite song of the decade. Oh, Eagle-Eye. Take me back. #TOTP

'Ghetto Superstar' by Pras Michel ft ODB & Mya might be the song that best encapsulates what the 90s sounded like to me #TOTP

Love it when a song you've not heard nor thought about in years pops in your head. If you remember Cold War Kids at all, it'll be for 'Hang Me Up To Dry'. I prefer this later single. Quite a romantic melody and sentiment. youtu.be/qwU3PxtHeFE?...

A Badenochian level of fucktitude.

2-2 If they're going to do this to me, its still going to be a long season. But they've got more fight in 'em than I thought. I also regret (in a much earlier post) insinuating that Oli McBurnie was unlikely to return a large goal haul this term. What do know about anything #hcafc

This is going to be such a long season, isn't it #hcafc

Basically going for this guy

Booked for the weekend. The re-release market is doing some good business out of me. Already paid my money for Revenge of the Sith and Batman Forever in the last year. I'm a 30th anni re-release of Starship Troopers and The Fifth Element (due '27) away from never needing to go to the cinema again

I've consumed the first couple episodes of Prime's 'The Girlfriend' (so-so) today and the alternating perspectives of events make it basically Rasho-mom. Pun needs some work, but I thought it was clever. Anyway, rich people make me sick.

One of the best to ever pull on the black & amber RIP Ken Houghton

English women's sport in 2025 🙌 How awful that all of the trans athletes are ruining it for them, eh. Also, how awful that us wokies can't bring ourselves to wave the flag and enjoy the moment 🙄 Well done, Red Roses 🌹 🏉🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

David Mencer... just wow

Very striking images of walkouts at the UN assembly. Is there much precedent for this?

Outlook is a little too good [read: shit] at filtering my emails into things I'd like to receive and things it thinks are spam. Totally forgot about Nick Cave artist pre-sale for next year and missed the email link for tickets that was in my junk mail. Bah, humbug

The pop for Jimmy Kimmel by the crowd who are in the audience for the Jimmy Kimmel show is gonna be Stone Cold Steve Austin coming down the aisle-way on Raw circa 1998-esque

So. Jimmy Kimmel is worth $4billion

Disney releasing a Star Wars trailer immediately after they're getting a tonne of shit after the Jimmy Kimmel disaster is quite pathetic. Try harder... oh is that Grogu 😍

Oh why did I opt to follow the Saints as my football team

Reacting to another post about the band Fishbone, I played 'I Wish I Had A Date' on YouTube Music, then the algorithm opting for 'Subterranean Homesick Blues' of RHCPs album 'The Uplift Mofo Party Plan' and that's what it's all about

My previous (gratuitous) selfie post should be viewed with the following song playing: music.youtube.com/watch?v=_qiy...

I am on an aggressive Gin and Tonic campaign. We're winning.

Palestine is a state. Is the genocide over yet?

America - are you going to let a fat, 79 year old sex offender taking offence at a weak-as-fuck joke on a late night talk show about a Jesus-fingering professional contratian effectively end your democracy? For shame. As a Brit, I'm offended. If you can fuck us off, you can handle these dweebs

Alright then. A creditable point away at Swansea last week and a good win over Soton today. Here we go, let the boys cook #hcafc

Who remembers? Came, delivered some sun and surf drenched Americana in 2003 and seemingly faded away, back to Dublin. Tune. music.youtube.com/watch?v=MI5b...

He's left.

Trump loves all this pomp and shit. Like, genuinely gets a little chub on over it. Starmer could needle him about free speech or put him on the spot or make some kind of remark to call him out and this is the only time he would cower and make concessions.

Happily, I'm on holiday from tomorrow whilst Trump is in the UK, so there's little possibility I can be implicated should he be hit by a milkshake (British political weapon of choice) made of bullets & fired from a milkshake gun.

Remind me of your position on the trans community, Wes

Oh and we've missed a TD in the Pats Dolphins game

"We want our country back," say crowd after being told their government needs dissolving by US-based South African billionaire via satellite link

Love looking away from Final Score in disgust only to discover later that there was a late equaliser #hcafc

Lobbing cans of Stella at police horses. Makes you proud to be Bri'ish, dunnit

The SA and NZ women teams dancing and laughing together at the end of their WC quarter final is what sport SHOULD be - across the board. What it ACTUALLY is, though, is groups of grown men pointing themselves at each other (instead watching of the match they've paid £30-£70+ to see) shouting swears