Ballz McGee
@garbage-cruise.bsky.social
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hey legend of zelda: a link between worlds dev team, why the fuck does moldorm do 4 fucking hearts of damage in hero mode
8 months ago
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Beautifully written knit pattern about to have me astral projecting
9 months ago
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dropping out and leaving university: 🤩😌🥳 Packing up dorm: 😟😡😫
9 months ago
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I HATE NATURALLY WAKING UP AT 7, WHAT DO YOU MEAN IVE BEEN UP FOR 3 HOURS AND THERES STILL 2 TIL NOON
9 months ago
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I know literacy been down for a while because I’m seeing the effects by how I can’t find a single good read on ao3 rn
9 months ago
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lunch meat turkey my beloved
9 months ago
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Vom scare, but did not vom 👍
9 months ago
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they got a reproductive rights march around my dorm starting at 8pm on a Wednesday, crazy
10 months ago
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I know how it looks but you have to trust me I just spilt water and I am NOT a peepee man
10 months ago
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I fucking love plastic
10 months ago
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I’d go crazy for the scooby snacks they served at public school after daycare. I’m yearning
10 months ago
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nicotine is the devil, the devil from the bible
10 months ago
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love apples
10 months ago
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what if this is my last straw
10 months ago
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baby’s first geek bar just went to 99% on juice it’s a sad day in this country
10 months ago
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whoever ripped wicked ass at the Joost Klein show in LA this evening go to a doctor that shit was not natural and also fuck you for making me and my friend smell your funk ass dookie gas
10 months ago
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Pitbull is a he/him lesbian and yall just ain’t woke enough to have that conversation yet
10 months ago
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where did all the trans people go? Like I swear there were so many yesterday. It’s almost like they’ve all gone . . . i n v i s i b l e . . . *eerie theremin chiming*
10 months ago
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ripping legendary ass the last two days. I fear a storm is brewing. if I get cramps I know an earthquake is coming, and there will be mudslides if that happens.
11 months ago
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slept on pot stickers a little bit, the reunion is hitting hard
11 months ago
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people think they do enough asking how you’re doing. how come no one asking how that dookie ph is, maybe I’m a little acidic today.
11 months ago
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get you a personal earthquake
11 months ago
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just saw a mf with medieval peasant face. like 1000% what a medieval peasant begging for meager scraps would look like. they would conspire with the local mischief maker to rob my traveling cart of its wears. king (very non-literal) had the pale face and beady eyes you’d see in a medieval major city
11 months ago
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I think I have dementia
11 months ago
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who do I gotta report these nuclear ass farts to. I’m just trying to stay above board.
11 months ago
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apple watch just congratulated me on reaching my daily movement goal, I was eating. Didn’t know I was freaky like that
11 months ago
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hell yeah! picked all the boogers out of my nose! breathing hella sticky!
11 months ago
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I ripped ass and it smelled like that day in kindergarten just before secular easter when you dye hard boiled eggs and that room wreaks of eggs until the end of April
11 months ago
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I eat poop and bear and whale head and that’s all I eat and I’m a strong healthy boy
11 months ago
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I have an insane anxiety disorder, undiagnosed. I’m keeping that shit to myself. *penjamin whistles*
11 months ago
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McDonald’s ranch is bad and I’m not afraid to share my truth
11 months ago
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Do I go for a shower beer at 1 o’clock post meridiem on a tuesday? or like is that too alcoholic pilled?
11 months ago
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didn’t have enough liquids and rediscovered the magic of soup dinner. pic unrelated.
11 months ago
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just saw a mf call themselves a molotov mixologist, stealing that
11 months ago
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eats cheese slice, next cheese slice is literally fucking mold, vomiting crying killing myself
12 months ago
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this is widowy fweaking me fo weal
12 months ago
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If I had sauerkraut on this sammy I’d be in fucking heaven right now
12 months ago
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why no dick queefs? riddle me that mr president!
12 months ago
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bad day at the casino (balatro rng been ass like 5 hands in a row)
12 months ago
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me five minutes ago: straight up yearning me rn: hungry af and if I even imagine physical touch from another human I will vomit
12 months ago
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hey team had a vegetable for the first time in a month, who would have thought this would do wonders for my mental and physical wellbeing
12 months ago
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how it be
12 months ago
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me when I’m Rihanna
about 1 year ago
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nourishment to the mind, body, and soul. Bless up wing deezy. Homies gave me some extra ranch too, they don’t know it but they saved a life tonight. Happy Groundhog Day everyone!
about 1 year ago
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Have you ever tried this one? but it’s me jerking off at 8:33 am in a variety of position and stroke speeds
about 1 year ago
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fart
about 1 year ago
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how mcdonalds gonna make an economy off being a big bitch and then give me a tiny burger, fry, drink, and 4 chicken nuggets. I’m a big bitch and I need big bitch deals
about 1 year ago
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Ninja is haram
about 1 year ago
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