Something something Snow White? This is a good sign for my aura, though, I thought I was losing it.

LILI, HELP!

/ month long nap? sounds like vampire activity to me.

Evil. She's my archnemesis for a reason, that lady-shaped bitch is pure evil. And I say that as a feminist.

"Oh, sure. Busy, busy, guy with all of reality under his purview, a nice car and a great dog, and yet you can't find the time to defeat evil forever? What. Ever." Conversely, he's just doing a little goofing around. Gotta check and make sure all the pistons were firing. "I'm on it, coach!"

"I don't know that! There's no 'year' on a phone calendar, no one plans ahead for 'the big nap'." He doesn't mean to be yelling. Hard to modulate his voice, feels like he hasn't used it in - right! Right, never mind. "You had a whole month to lock in and still there's work to do? Pfft."

"Alright, man. You don't gotta kick me in the balls about my tits not sitting pretty." He'll take that hand. Legs feel kinda jelly-like, but he'll deal. Just need- OPE! Oof, okay. "What's the world like now? Do the people still dance?"

"?" No words, just raw confusion in the form of a squeak and a little tilt to his head. "Hate that." Hand swirling, sort of generally gesturing. "Hate all of that."

"Not cool to lie to people, dude! Sleeping for too long is a serious thing, look at Rip Van Winkle!"

...whattimeisit?

/ having one of those uhhhh self-destructive weeks. see y'all on the other side of it! or never again, depending. love you, be safe!

POV: You married Lucien.

Falling face first onto his friend's couch, clutching a mostly empty can of sweet tea. He'd change out of the slime-covered clothes, but... " Z Z Z..." That felt like a 'morning job'.

/ off to the ranch. don't let anyone else rub your rhubarb for you while I'm away

I was banned from that arcade after a pair of criminals beat me up in the storage closet...

/ didn't realize I already mentioned Mari being Luci's real spirit/ancestor. That's straight up the plot. His 'cat' is his past life, trying to guide him toward being good enough for her to resurrect properly in him. And she keeps getting blocked on his growth & betterment because he's an idiot.

Mari changed my costume again... I think she's fucking with me.

DON'T LAUGH AT ME, LILI!

Hiba's so pretty... it sucks that she'd absolutely tear me in half for looking at her.

/ this sucks. Lucien would absolutely scream his head off on that reveal. Thats huge news and he can't even blink about it !

We're shooting OF content! I set up the account & everything. We're content makers now, babe! ( and cosplay content was still HUGE! shout out to the nerds with deep pockets. ) Today's offering? ( hang on it was on his phone ) 'the new servant girl learns how to properly serve a lady.' Fun, right?

( big red smile as he gave the girl a hug, burying her face in his massive tits. ) Great. Now go stand behind the camera, and when I cue you, enter the scene. ( pressing a kiss to the top of her head, he let the girl go and then wal- OW! fuck it, crawled back to the bed on his hands & knees. )

astel Oh, goodbye luv-mun! I hope i didn't miss a farewell post, if you just fled into the night, i hope you're safe! It was fun writing with you!

( he stands up tall once she steps- ow! okay, he stands up crouched a little once she steps out. resting a hand on her shoulder to turn her this way, that way... ) You look great, babe! Excited too. ( he doesn't need to look. he can see it in her eyes; feel it in his palm~ ) Wanna change still?

Mewling kitten, you're so cute! ( trying to get 'Her' voice right. It'd been ages since he'd thought of the big lady, but you gotta find the people what they want. ) Look who you're talking to, babe, I have clothes in EVERY size. If it's too tight, we can adjust. C'mere, lemme see.

Bottom! ( he called out mockingly, TEASINGLY!, as she disappeared into his closet. it really was just teasing, he'd fold the exact same way too... set up! two cameras, a ring light, some softer curtains, and - yeah, okay, the Sailor Mars poster was taken down. an adult bedroom! for adult fun! -

I feel like you're a keysmash girl. You get all riled up and, boop! ( he emerges from the closet in style! way too long white dress & a way too big wide-brimmed hat over his usual frame. ) You're size 8. ( ask him how he knows, the answer won't shock you. ) Go put on the red one, I'll set up.

( he heard that squeak! practically tripped over a pair of shoes to press his ear to the door and listen for more... ) Are you hard out there? ( regular voice, but spiked with giggles and smugness ) Hard for mummy? ( that was Lady D. the husky, haughty laughter too. ) What size dress are you?

Aht! Don't lie to me! Good girls don't lie to their mummies if they want to be treated well. ( was that a lady dimitrescu impression from in the closet? sounded just like her... ) Clothes off!

God, you're such a bottom. It's crazy. How do you get anything done? ( opening the window wide for her to get through, then going to his closet for a change )

Unrelated to anything, I just saw The Substance. Nightmares.

You gotta take yours off too, thats how it works from now on. RESPECT THE BALANCE!

I got to see your nude ass, you got to see mine. We have reestablished equilibrium. Balance. Namaste, even.

( watch this, chat. once he's all sorted and dressed, he pops over to the window, sticks his head out, and smiles up at the spider hanging there. ) We're even now, dude. You're welcome.

( hang on, he's putting on some clothes... uhhh, too big t-shirt and some panties. ) I know you're still there! ( ... ... ... ) Am I hot?!

PETRAGETOUUUUUUUUUT!!! GETOUTTAMYROOM!!! ( throwing a pillow! TWO PILLOWS! The whole couch is next! )

So, because I like the breeze, I get this?! ( covering himself up. covering himself up. covering himself up. )

He doesn't even notice she's there until he sighs and - AHWHAT!? Dude!!

He had a nightmare his powers were stolen, and he was made... normal again. He's been like this for an hour now, just staring at himself.

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Shutting up now. Sorry. I didn't even- who said that? 🤐

'Previously harmed'. Yeah! That's how harm works.

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'Disguised as one of her pillows' 'Not perverted' Pick a lane!

Just got fired... smh.