Hacks finale good but like, did she not tell her daughter she was dying or??

When did we start calling it Mpox because I thought there was another new disease for a minute

Bar didn’t believe I wasn’t drunk last night so they followed me home because they were worried and I got a text saying, “Oh, sorry, you’re fine you were just talking weird” well yes I was TIRED 😭

"Good for you!" I say to my boss, for finishing the rhubarb tart my coworker made

I know my boss is under a lot of pressure right now, but he has not worked a full week in 6 months then tells me he's coming in late today. After his admin and I dealt with his shit all day yesterday. So I'm allowing myself to be bitter

Next week I'm supposed to start working remotely on Mondays and just realized that everyone is out next week. So that's off to a great start

DOGE keeps winning 🤡

When someone I have a parasocial relationship with online interacts with my random posts (I lack in person friends because New England)

Maybe tonight is when I watch that The Bear/Gary episode but idk maybe I love myself again

Last week trivia ended early so my friend dragged me to a gay bar and I got sad but it was still one of the best nights of my life. Haven’t really processed the catharsis it gave me until now. Thank you, Pizza Man 🫡

Coworker told me that there was a wasp in her basement so her wife was too scared to do laundry

Explaining to everyone yesterday how I don't wear or own any shorts made me feel like Charlie

Someone couldn't log into the computer then started crying loudly I guess the long weekend's really over now

Chatting with relative strangers about my alleged petty theft and morally correct scams assuming none of them will incriminate me

I love my bar friends 😊 thank them for letting me be sad for about five minutes

All the other Euphoria girls listening to Lexi complain about getting sandwiches for the crew on LA NIGHTS

“Autism in action” is a thing my dad said about a Jeopardy contestant tonight 💀😬

The Breadwinner has won the Palme d'Or at this year’s Cannes Film Festival

Temu AI underpants the future is now

Colin Kaepernick lost his NFL job for kneeling during the national anthem

So they’re not poor anymore or we just taking away benefits and you’re just saying that weird way

Isn’t this how Mitch McConnell’s SIL died in that Tesla?

Wore this at work today and my coworker joked and said, “quiet, hole!” & he didn’t realize what that sounded like 😭

I was telling my coworker about how the phlebotomists at Quest complimented my veins and she goes, "You know what you'd be good at? Heroin addict" 🥴

Might buy a Switch 2 for the new Yoshi game

That surprise episode of The Bear really just fell into irrelevance so quickly

Barney Frank died today after saying some TERFy shit on his death bed. I cannot care any less about that man. What a waste of his final days. Pathetic

Missed a dick down appointment because I had an early morning meeting

Well, this is the kindest thing anyone has said to me in the last 20 years and now I’m weepy at work

Forgot I was drunk last weekend and ordered these Muppet toys not sure if this was a good decision 😩

"Pretends to be a movie" and it's a movie. Sounds promising! variety.com/2026/film/re...

Kind of the same thing for me

I'm doing important research right now and cannot go to this mandatory meeting

Starving to death is American 🤡

They can put anyone in that role they want no one who watches network news is interested in their perspective

If anyone can come over to fix my Nintendo/Blu-Ray/VHS AV set up so I can use physical media again I’ll buy you Domino’s 🥺👉 👈

Incredible things are happening in the group chat tonight

Alright, thanks for letting us know www.justjared.com/2026/05/18/a...

Limited edition Uncrustables is what we need right now to heal

My dad bought a pool when I was five years old and it’s been my problem ever since. Since I don’t use pools because they’re gross/are giant toilets to me, it makes me extra happy to clean it for half my summer while other people come use it

Finished rewatching The Pitt & I know a lot of people missed pretty obvious details but the the Santos self-harm thing was definitely some "blink and you'll miss it" type shit

Nate Jacobs in the Euphoria finale

Welcome back, Turtleboy

Rue: Jules, let's get married and have kids. I'm sorry for being so selfish in the past. I don't want you to have to rely on some rich married man to fulfill your dreams. Jules:

Washed my hair for the first time in five days

Elsbeth doing a PopBase/PopCrave story and a side plot involving a generic Keurig what the Hell sure

Last night I had six friends at my bar talking to me and I was so overwhelmed and grateful I can still make friends as an adult I love alcohol

Number one, I'll come over I'll be dressed like your best idea Number two, you'll be gentle Then number three, you will ruin me Number four, I'm nobody's anyone anymore

Coworker said I sounded like Miranda Preistly and I was like, oh, yes, that is a compliment!