Matt
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Nobody: Dana Scully during the opening credits of The X-Files:
about 1 year ago
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I did not realize this could be even remotely good news 🙏
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about 4 hours ago
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Already lost 10 pounds not drinking for 2 weeks
about 4 hours ago
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Actually adults bullied his son and called him the R word and he loves his kids and decided to drop out but people like Chaya don't have parents who love them so they wouldn't get it
about 13 hours ago
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Being my elderly parents’ unpaid caretaker has effectively ruined my life but I’m glad our taxes go toward taking over other countries instead
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1 day ago
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Bar said I could bring in my favorite sodas during Dry January and they’d keep them in the cold room for me 🥹
1 day ago
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I was too depressed to watch much of anything other than HBO docs and Halloween movies so 2025 was a bad year for me 🙁
2 days ago
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“I voted for this!” and it’s someone that believes Venezuela is in Mexico
2 days ago
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“America First” 🤡
2 days ago
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I used to say Now, Voyager was an exaggeration of my life situation but it’s on tv now & my parents keep saying, “that mother is such a bitch” with a complete lack of self-awareness like they didn’t suggest to me that visiting D.C. alone was a bad idea 😵💫
3 days ago
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The Pitt season 2 in one week
5 days ago
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Stayed up till 3am to wish happy new year to my west coast friends including my ex, who did not wish me happy east coast new year, because I’m still the bigger person 🙏
5 days ago
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We lost trivia but I got the Vanderpump Rules question right
6 days ago
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Close enough
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6 days ago
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I am New England stock but I will never accept New Hampshire
6 days ago
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2026 is going to be my whore year just warning everyone now 😞
7 days ago
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My raise kicks in next month. Will I finally be able to afford an apartment in Massachusetts? Or should I just give up & kms?
7 days ago
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Sounds like a moron idk
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7 days ago
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My coworker and I during our last thirty minutes of work
7 days ago
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She should read a Wikipedia page or something idk
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7 days ago
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Her
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7 days ago
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Cambridge hates people who want to live there and pay taxes
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7 days ago
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Maybe she's just stupid idc
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7 days ago
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And without price caps they'll blow through that in 3 weeks I hate American Healthcare
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7 days ago
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HR just sent me an email that said, "Hi [Last name as first name], please submit your comp form for the holiday!" - My boss is out until next week - Which holiday - That isn't my first name
8 days ago
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I really struggled with season one but I am on season two now and completely Industry-pilled. Show fucking rocks
8 days ago
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Update: we f***** in my car
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8 days ago
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Finally slogged through season one of Industry and it was worth it. It gets so much better & I’m ride or die for Harper 🫡 almost ready for season 4
9 days ago
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Now why does my friend have a Bear Pride blanket 😵💫
9 days ago
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Shane Gillis is a history buff so I’m only a little surprised he just says, “Haha, Fuentes funny about Holocaust because Piers Morgan said, ‘Me Mum died during that war!’”
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11 days ago
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David Lynch kids show
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11 days ago
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Kids watching this
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11 days ago
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“What did you get for Christmas?” UPSET 😭😭😭
11 days ago
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Asking her what color this is then ripping the loudest, foggiest butt ghost
11 days ago
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What to do when someone dumps you and you’re happy to be friends and they feel like, “the walls are closing in” & talking to me isn’t helpful. But still says we’re friends. I’m tired of being the bigger person about this 😭
11 days ago
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Idk how it came up but my brother complained about the Washington Raiders changing their name so I loudly asked, “does anyone have a needle with some air in it? I rather die than listen to this. If I wanted to hear stupid opinions I’d ask my boss a question”
11 days ago
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Christmas sucked and will always suck lol 🥲
11 days ago
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First person to wish me happy Christmas today was my bartender 🥴
12 days ago
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Why have MAGA when we can have the superior Glee version
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12 days ago
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13 days ago
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So far this year I've been blackmailed. by a city councilor, set up on a blind date with a former student, hit on by a married man that does community theater (🤢) & met an age gap couple who live with the younger one's parents because the older one has no money. Central MA is Hell
13 days ago
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Night number 3 no sleep. Hypnic Jerks, weird dreams (my bed sheet was my phone screen. When it stopped working, I restarted my bed) Idk if it’s adderall, serotonin syndrome, stress, liver damage or maybe I’m just crazy
13 days ago
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13 days ago
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13 days ago
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Don’t tell me what to do
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13 days ago
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I really think this is the last Christmas I’m participating in. I’ve never said I’ve wanted to kms more during holidays. The stress. My family that I can’t escape. I can’t even pretend to care anymore
13 days ago
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Took my adderall too late in the day not realizing work was about to let us leave early and now when I try to nap my limbs keep involuntarily jerking like I’m possessed so day 2 of now sleep I guess
13 days ago
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How could you tell?
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14 days ago
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Last night I made friends with a straight man at my bar who bought me a drink so we could continue our conversation (about city gossip) and that's when I learned the only other gay here blew a married man in the bathroom Saturday night. Just like Cheers!
14 days ago
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And everyone forgot about it lol
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twitter...
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14 days ago
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IDK the new The Odyssey looks fun like how I read it in 7th grade
14 days ago
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