Trying to get Peacock through Xfinity for free is like reading that liability contract in Willy Wonka and then still not getting it for free what is even the point of this?

Bluesky is wild because someone on here was saying that releasing THE DEATH OF ROBIN HOOD during a politically divisive time is problematic because it's depicting a character who stole from the rich and gave to the poor as a villain 😵‍💫

I did not realize this could be even remotely good news 🙏

Already lost 10 pounds not drinking for 2 weeks

Actually adults bullied his son and called him the R word and he loves his kids and decided to drop out but people like Chaya don't have parents who love them so they wouldn't get it

Being my elderly parents’ unpaid caretaker has effectively ruined my life but I’m glad our taxes go toward taking over other countries instead

Bar said I could bring in my favorite sodas during Dry January and they’d keep them in the cold room for me 🥹

I was too depressed to watch much of anything other than HBO docs and Halloween movies so 2025 was a bad year for me 🙁

“I voted for this!” and it’s someone that believes Venezuela is in Mexico

“America First” 🤡

I used to say Now, Voyager was an exaggeration of my life situation but it’s on tv now & my parents keep saying, “that mother is such a bitch” with a complete lack of self-awareness like they didn’t suggest to me that visiting D.C. alone was a bad idea 😵‍💫

The Pitt season 2 in one week

Stayed up till 3am to wish happy new year to my west coast friends including my ex, who did not wish me happy east coast new year, because I’m still the bigger person 🙏

We lost trivia but I got the Vanderpump Rules question right

Close enough

I am New England stock but I will never accept New Hampshire

2026 is going to be my whore year just warning everyone now 😞

My raise kicks in next month. Will I finally be able to afford an apartment in Massachusetts? Or should I just give up & kms?

Sounds like a moron idk

My coworker and I during our last thirty minutes of work

She should read a Wikipedia page or something idk

Her

Cambridge hates people who want to live there and pay taxes

Maybe she's just stupid idc

And without price caps they'll blow through that in 3 weeks I hate American Healthcare

HR just sent me an email that said, "Hi [Last name as first name], please submit your comp form for the holiday!" - My boss is out until next week - Which holiday - That isn't my first name

I really struggled with season one but I am on season two now and completely Industry-pilled. Show fucking rocks

Update: we f***** in my car

Finally slogged through season one of Industry and it was worth it. It gets so much better & I’m ride or die for Harper 🫡 almost ready for season 4

Now why does my friend have a Bear Pride blanket 😵‍💫

Shane Gillis is a history buff so I’m only a little surprised he just says, “Haha, Fuentes funny about Holocaust because Piers Morgan said, ‘Me Mum died during that war!’”

David Lynch kids show

Kids watching this

“What did you get for Christmas?” UPSET 😭😭😭

Asking her what color this is then ripping the loudest, foggiest butt ghost

What to do when someone dumps you and you’re happy to be friends and they feel like, “the walls are closing in” & talking to me isn’t helpful. But still says we’re friends. I’m tired of being the bigger person about this 😭

Idk how it came up but my brother complained about the Washington Raiders changing their name so I loudly asked, “does anyone have a needle with some air in it? I rather die than listen to this. If I wanted to hear stupid opinions I’d ask my boss a question”

Christmas sucked and will always suck lol 🥲

First person to wish me happy Christmas today was my bartender 🥴

Why have MAGA when we can have the superior Glee version

So far this year I've been blackmailed. by a city councilor, set up on a blind date with a former student, hit on by a married man that does community theater (🤢) & met an age gap couple who live with the younger one's parents because the older one has no money. Central MA is Hell

Night number 3 no sleep. Hypnic Jerks, weird dreams (my bed sheet was my phone screen. When it stopped working, I restarted my bed) Idk if it’s adderall, serotonin syndrome, stress, liver damage or maybe I’m just crazy

Don’t tell me what to do

I really think this is the last Christmas I’m participating in. I’ve never said I’ve wanted to kms more during holidays. The stress. My family that I can’t escape. I can’t even pretend to care anymore

Took my adderall too late in the day not realizing work was about to let us leave early and now when I try to nap my limbs keep involuntarily jerking like I’m possessed so day 2 of now sleep I guess

How could you tell?