Finally bought a new car today and when I came home my mom said I was screwed with financing and asked me to complain but THAT BITCH WAS THERE 😭

This bar played On a Plain by Nirvana and I clocked it in 2 seconds. I’m still cool 😎

Gender affirming care

In Boston for the apocalypse I guess

Need her Confessions II review

A sketch about Love Island family day but one set of parents are Christian fundamentalists who are only there to convert everyone

Found out the car I've been looking for is so popular that it's out of stock everywhere

He’s just jealous cause Lindsey lived out all his gay fantasies without repercussions unlike his bestie Roy Cohn

I’m not sure how it would have worked but Hacks never having unofficial Vegas mascot Flavor Flav giest star is such a missed opportunity

So we’re just accepting kids drowning at camp like we did school shootings?

RIP qween

Listening to this cover of Eagle-Eye Cherry’s Save Tonight at the bar & suddenly I was wondering if the Snapple Lady is doing good

Kenzie said she reads the Bible, talks to God & prays and follows that up with a morning clam slam I kind of like her now #LoveIslandUSA

Sincere’s dad acting like he’s a coach for reality tv like, I’m sorry how many show have you won with that haircut?

Just noticed the Michael Jackson tattoo on KC’s leg immediately red flag

When my coworker told me about a new SnapChat filter that she wants me to try

Twink death 🙁

I'm hopelessly in love with this closet case please anyone tell him it's a safe space 😭

Got away with not having to present at our retreat this week 😎

Didn’t watch Love Island last night I was too busy flirting at the bar and calling my friends gay losers 🥰

Alright, I've emailed, called and visited multiple dealerships and no one will answer me I guess I should give up on buying a car any time soon

Been thinking about this all night…

I am so tired I knocked my soda out of my hand mid pour at Wendy’s and instead of asking for a new cup I just left in shame

RIP Mary Hartman, RIP Mary Hartman

Graham Platner should resign but the least he could do is say he’ll only do it if Mitch McConnell comes out and speaks to him. Let’s make this everyones problem

Took two gummies and now I’m in an argument with myself because I believe Taco Bell keeping the Avocado Verde Salsa sauce separate from the others is discrimination and Martin Luther King marched for this 😭 I’m all set for the night

Avenue 5 was ahead of its time youtu.be/skXaeucDYHo?...

Trivia was so busy! So fun! Still so tired!

This random collab

My annual block party is so washed. All my haunts are closed. What’s open is not it. Right now I’m drinking a fake bar in a bike shop. It’s getting grim in this city

Doctor said I probably have sleep apnea and I’m choosing to ignore it

This woman at the Quest lab walked back in the waiting room with a cup of water & is breathing extremely hard to the point I can’t not stare at her

I’m too tired for this 😭

Ok, thank you

Just read the most insane reply and I can’t sit alone with this

Everyone saying the new Larry David show is bad after one episode but are you all so sure so early?

I just found out about this movie and I only got half way through last night but I love this hot garbage

SCOTUS chose DIE and I hope they all do 🥰

A 6-3 decision. This is so unamerican I hope the supreme court does a group S******

I will never forget Ninja 3 the Domination when the woman pours V8 down her chest seductively and that hairy cop licks it off allegedly seductively. Love must be real

We really moved on too quickly from this

I wonder if she saw Toy Story 5 yet?

Love my bar but wish they’d tell me I was only doing a half game this week at trivia like, I just made a full game! But thanks!

Watched the only other gay boy at the bar’s member party eat nearly an entire bowl of baked beans

If you aren't gluing sea shells to your friend's parent's car, come this week!

I've never bough a new car before, but when I went to dealerships they told me to email them. I did, and haven't heard back in over a week. Do I....call? Or go back? This entire process is confounding to me.

Bought this set just for one mini fig I’m afraid I’m whipped 😭

I had a lot of dreams during my long weekend of dealing with parental mishegas but my favorite was when I ran into Tom Green and told him Freddy Got Fingered is a masterpiece