About to get slathered and sticky~ 🫟💜👹

Always ask yourself the question “Would Gomez Addams treat me like this?” And then act accordingly.

The heart’s a wild animal that’s why your ribs are a cage ;3;

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Making a Caesar salad and I’m opening up the little can of anchovies and you know what it did? Rudely sprayed its gross fishy oil all over my chest… And there isn’t even a hot cat boy around to appreciate it 😔

From my extensive research I’ve come to the shocking conclusion that all guys want to end up as drained husks…

I’ve never smoked ever and don’t intend to start but there’s something fascinating about watching old guys roll cigars on YouTube

My favourite depiction of a Yandere character. This is exactly what I’ve always wanted from the archetype. Super cute game, enjoyed every second of it. 10/10 perfect, no notes.

Slime daddy ASMR, free content on fansly: fansly.com/post/7589491...

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